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Ambrose Hendrix
MURDER AT MAPLE MANOR
POSTED ON Oct 29, 2023 19:22:42 GMT
The suitcase had little in value, but it did shed some more light on the circumstances of this poor old man's murder. If only Ambrose cared! He threw the papers aside and got up, dusting himself off as he huffed with disappointment. What a let down, oh well there was still a lot of time to explore! Scratch that, there was actually no more time to explore.
Everyone was called into the entry hall where they had initially arrived so long ago. The kind detective seemed to have solved the case, but he challenged everyone else to guess so he could feel superior or something. Ambrose listened to a few of them, but he would just shake his head. They were all wrong of course, and only Ambrose himself knew the real answer.
He shook his head and chuckled to capture the room's attention. "Amateurs, every one of you. The culprit has been obvious from the start. Who else could orchestrate such a sinister crime but the very detective assigned to solve it!" Ambrose pointed to Declan Walsh dramatically, "That's right, Mister Walsh himself is the killer! You see, Madame Peacock had a type alright--Mister Walsh was her type! She could not resist his rugged detective charm, nor could Walsh resist her money! The two had a secret affair, hidden from the rest of the staff! It had to stay a secret to protect Walsh's career, because his sex-symbol reputation would be ruined if he was caught canoodling with an old rich lady! Of course Walsh was not worried, Madame Peacock was ancient and on death's door! Surely she would soon die and all of her money would be his!"
"Of course it would turn out to be not so easy! Madame Peacock was resilient, and Walsh would be forced to take matters into his own evil hands! Her fairy nature made her especially vulnerable to poison, so Walsh mixed some into her cinnamon! That afternoon, when Madame Peacock enjoyed her afternoon tea, she would ingest the tainted powder and drop dead shortly after! With the lady of the house dead, Walsh would quickly call in her lawyer to discuss her will. He hid her away, not willing to reveal the body until his fortune was secure. Being a senile asshole, Mister Hensley did not question Walsh's summons and gladly discussed Peacock's will with him."
Ambrose abruptly clapped his hands, his mouth twisted into a knowing sneer. "That's when the biggest twist of all occurred! Walsh was not in the will! Peacock was just using him as a cheap piece of ass, a measly toy to use to make her twilight years more bearable. She had no intention of giving Walsh anything! Walsh was enraged, and quickly improvised! He pulled out a water stone Madame Peacock had given him as a gift! Walsh is a water type you see, so Madame Peacock gave him a water stone to be cute! Walsh used this stone to smash Hensley's skull in! He would then steal the most vital parts of Peacock's will to rewrite himself and hide Hensley's body in the secret room that he and Peacock used to fornicate! HENCE THE SMELL! It was not the rotting corpse, but the scent of secret love making!"
"With little time remaining, Walsh set up the crime scenes to make it as difficult as possible to follow his tracks. He had planned on only having his own bumbling team being present to investigate, but that's when we appeared. At first Walsh was panicking, how could he hide his crime from this many people!? Yet when it became clear that we would soon fade away, he instead saw an opportunity! He would send all of us out to gather every shred of evidence we could, and once we had it all he would bullshit a reason to blame one of the staff members as the culprit! Then when we faded away, he would be able to arrest the red herring and get away scot-free! It's the perfect crime! He would have surely gotten away with it, if I weren't in attendance that is!"
Ambrose put his hands on his hips, looking smug as he awaited the well deserved praise from his peers.
I mean, there was no way that he got exactly nothing correct and made a fool of himself--right?
tl;dr --Ambrose has not been paying as much attention as he thinks he has.
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