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MANTINE SURFING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 28, 2022 10:40:48 GMT
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Who would be the first to land the infamous Magikarp Splash between the two?

Tune in to today’s episode of Mantine Suffering™ to find out!

Izumi sighed and pinched her nose.

Surely there was a way of landing this stupid trick…

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doing the Magikarp Splash (take 29)! [28 August]

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FISHING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 27, 2022 11:47:28 GMT
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“Why are they avoiding the line?”

Was there something wrong with the lure, or something?

Her brow furrowed as she reeled in the line, and savagely wondered how Magikarp sushi tasted like before sending the flopping fish back out into the water.

Changing lures, she tried to cast the line once more.

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CLAMPERL DIVING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 27, 2022 11:44:45 GMT
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She’d cut her finger on the thing she found yesterday—but it looked so pretty!

Either way, she’d decided to do this next dive as quickly as possible because salt water agitated the cut so much, ouch.

Now that was literally rubbing salt in a wound (heh)!

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1 blue shard; 27 August dive

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MANTINE SURFING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 27, 2022 11:42:31 GMT
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Come on, come on, come on…

At least once.

Please, let her land the Magikarp Splash at least fucking once!

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doing the Magikarp Splash (take 28)! [27 August]

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FISHING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 26, 2022 15:08:48 GMT
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Snapping Basculin aside…

“Nope, not today either,” she muttered to herself as she threw the line out once more, wondering what she was going to hook for today.

Hopefully it was something worthy of being called ‘gigantamax’.

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CLAMPERL DIVING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 26, 2022 15:05:17 GMT
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Not today, either.

“Sheesh,” was all she would say as she shook her head at her Swampert’s snickering as she came out to their little idyllic spot for today’s treasure hunting dive.

What would she find this time…?

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1 mega shard; 26 August dive

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MANTINE SURFING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 26, 2022 15:03:27 GMT
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The end was in sight—

However, her determination still burned like a fucking fire.

Let’s go, Magikarp Splash!

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doing the Magikarp Splash (take 27)! [26 August]

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FISHING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 25, 2022 12:21:22 GMT
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Huh.

Strange glowing fish.

“Nah.”

She sets the Lumineon free, and throws the line out as far as she can manage and hoping for something exciting to appear.

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CLAMPERL DIVING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 25, 2022 12:19:00 GMT
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“I might have you checked, you know.”

The Swampert was wheezing as she came towards where the dual-type waited for her arrival, for another chance to find something shiny underwater.

“I think you and Dunamus may be cousins once removed, or something.”

Down she went into the salty brine.

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1 level tutor; 25 August dive

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MANTINE SURFING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 25, 2022 12:16:29 GMT
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Would today be the day.

That she would finally land.

The fucking.

Magikarp Splash?!

She had no idea if her husband was even trying at this point anymore.

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doing the Magikarp Splash (take 26)! [25 August]

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FISHING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 24, 2022 10:31:49 GMT
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“Aww, you’re so tiny,” she said, cupping the Wishiwashi—wait, it wasn’t tiny!

After letting the lone fish back into the water, she threw the line out again.

(And the Gyarados was still swimming around the inlet where they fishing.)

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CLAMPERL DIVING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 24, 2022 10:27:41 GMT
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The Swampert kept on cackling as she approached.

“Oh, shut it,” she grumbled as she took a dive into the surf.

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1 ability capsule; 24 August dive

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MANTINE SURFING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 24, 2022 10:23:02 GMT
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She didn’t know if she was going to be setting a record for the most consecutive number of days without a single trick landed, so…

Here she was. Again.

Riding to ruin on the back of a Mantine to attempt the Magikarp Splash.

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doing the Magikarp Splash (take 25)! [24 August]

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FISHING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 23, 2022 3:48:04 GMT
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She would only hiss quietly in Josh’s direction, before getting an idea—what if she changed positions from where she fished?

Maybe she’d get lucky and find something else out in the water…?

Out went the line once more.

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CLAMPERL DIVING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 23, 2022 3:44:38 GMT
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“I swear, I think you and Dunamus were cut from the same cloth. Or from the same batch of eggs.”

She rolled her eyes at her Swampert, who had long since given up on swimming in the surf and was just flopped down on one of the nearby rocks as she took her daily dive for treasure.

What would she find this time, under the salty surf?

XZTo_OEu


1 regular gachapon ticket; 23 August dive

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