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MANTINE SURFING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 23, 2022 3:42:48 GMT
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Would she reach the end of the month without landing this damned-ass trick?

Well, she was incredibly stubborn, so she wasn’t going to give up either!

Magikarp Splash, please come home!

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doing the Magikarp Splash (take 24)! [23 August]

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FISHING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 22, 2022 9:06:40 GMT
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“See? It’s not doing anything to you. Or the kids. So… put the menace away.”

She said the last part between gritted teeth as she threw the line back out—

What else would she find today in the water? Hopefully the Gyarados didn’t disturb or send all the other fish scattering.

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CLAMPERL DIVING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 22, 2022 9:03:58 GMT
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Good grief, was she doomed to fail at Mantine Surfing?

Either way, today’s dive should hopefully yield something good…

Right?

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1 incense; 22 August dive

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MANTINE SURFING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 22, 2022 9:02:20 GMT
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Come on—

With the end of the month in sight, she hadn’t landed a single fucking…

Magikarp Splash!

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doing the Magikarp Splash (take 23)! [22 August]

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FISHING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 21, 2022 14:47:58 GMT
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The Gyarados was unusually quiet as the big-ass serpentine fish circled around the inlet where they were fishing.

So what was she going to find in the water today as she threw out the fishing line?

Once more!

With feelings!

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CLAMPERL DIVING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 21, 2022 14:44:48 GMT
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Palms, meet face!

Good grief that was even worse than yesterday!

She wondered if the husband was keeping an eye on the kids while they were out here on the beach doing these crazy things…

Another day, another dip into the surf.

What would she find today?

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1 regular gachapon ticket; 21 August dive

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MANTINE SURFING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 21, 2022 14:42:34 GMT
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Mercy, when was she going to land this stupid trick?!

Come on!

She was pretty sure she was coming up on some kind of unofficial record for the most number of days without landing a single successful trick…

Because this Magikarp Splash eluded her!

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doing the Magikarp Splash (take 22)! [21 August]

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FISHING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 20, 2022 11:42:47 GMT
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She couldn’t help but cackle a bit.

“Hey, at least they’re keeping quiet now,” she joked quietly in the husband’s direction one the on-the-smaller-side Wishiwashi had been set back into the water.

There was no way she was keeping something that small.

Out went the line, once more.

With feelings!

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huntail, large (20 august)



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CLAMPERL DIVING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 20, 2022 11:39:11 GMT
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Palm, meet face!

She had a feeling that if was watching that particular wipeout of a Magikarp Splash, he’d be in stitches laughing.

Geez.

“Yeah, you are like Dunamus,” she confirmed with her Swampert—who for some reason was wheezing the moment she showed up.

“You’re also a perv, you know that?”

With those scathing words, she took her dive for the day.

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1 pokéball; 20 August dive

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MANTINE SURFING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 20, 2022 11:35:23 GMT
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Apparently someone was keeping track of how many times people were failing the Magikarp Splash.

What kind of sadistic little—

Either way, she wasn’t going to be cowed by this… this twenty-first attempt.

Off we go!

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doing the Magikarp Splash (take 21)! [20 August]

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FISHING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 19, 2022 12:28:32 GMT
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So the kids were now terrified because there was a mcfucking Gyarados swimming around the inlet where they were fishing—the one that she’d caught.

Well… guess she now knew what Pokémon to sic on them if they misbehaved!

Out went the line once more.

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wishiwashi, small (19 august + 1 crown for SMOL liddol fishie)



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CLAMPERL DIVING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 19, 2022 12:25:15 GMT
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The Swampert could only cackle as she made her way to their little diving spot.

Which made her roll her eyes at her Pokémon.

“You’re exactly like Dunamus. No fun at all.”

She then took a dip into the salty brine, wondering what the hell she’d fish up today with her bare hands…

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1 z-crystal; 19 August dive

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MANTINE SURFING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 19, 2022 12:22:28 GMT
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She wasn’t keeping count anymore at this point.

She was absolutely determined.

To land.

This stupid.

Magikarp Splash!

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doing the Magikarp Splash (take 20)! [19 August]

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FISHING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 18, 2022 12:47:35 GMT
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“Ly, no, that’s not how you handle the—!”

She sighed, as one of the two had gotten tangled in the fishing line.

“Lyra, c’mere, lemme get that off you.”

Several minutes later, the panicking child was freed from the mess of fishing line, and she threw it out as far as she could manage…

Would any fish even approach this at this point?!

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gyarados, dynamax (18 august + 1 crown for a MONDO-SIZED GYARADOS)


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CLAMPERL DIVING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 18, 2022 12:41:00 GMT
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She was slowly becoming immune to her Swampert’s snark the longer this went on.

“Yeah, yeah, I know. I wiped out bad,” she said—potentially an echo of the same conversation she had with the dual-type some days before, but still.

Another day, another dip into the deep dank dark blue.

What would she find this time?

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1 pokéball; 18 August dive

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