Ozzy
He/Him
31
March 18
Heahea City
Gay af
MAD SCIENTIST
EXECUTIVE
Rosemary, heaven restores you in life.
TAG WITH @oscar
oscar clayton
Oscar would not get a chance to hear Priam's answer, nor even the opportunity to try the wine. As he turned to face his easel, a shadow would pass over him. Looking up, Oscar's eyes would meet the rather unfriendly gaze of a burly security guard. Oscar's heart immediately began pounding, and he would smile sheepishly as he fanned himself.
"Um, may I help you sir?"
Oscar's disguised voice was well practiced, a hold over from a mission long-since past. The burly man raised an eyebrow, "Could ya come with me--miss?" Oscar shrugged, "I-I-I wouldn't want to leave my friend here alone..." Oscar was referring to Priam, who had a guard of his own to contend with. Oscar's guard squinted, "This will only take a second."
Oscar gingerly stood up, click clacking behind the security guard as he lead him to the side. The guard folded his arms, "What's your name ma'am?" Oscar stood up confidently, fully prepared for this question. "It's Osssss..." Nope that was not what he had rehearsed, jumped right into his actual fucking name. Think fast Oscar, hurry! "...sssssssmosis. Osmosis, my name's Osmosis." There was a long pause as the two stared at each other. "Jones." Oscar added. "Mrs. Osmosis Jones."
The guard blinked, "You're married?" Fuck, Oscar forgot to say miss instead of mrs. He refused to falter, "I was. I'm a widow, I just keep the moniker so I don't have to change all my business cards. Before you ask, they're in my other purse. This is my party purse." Oscar raised his hand bag, as if that were evidence to accredit his ruse.
"May I enjoy the activities now?"
The man looked at Oscar closely, preparing to pass judgement...
SWHvTOyP
|
|