golden boy
cute
twenty-seven
september 23
slateport city
najwa
narcissist
who knows
let's come to terms- and embrace it. concur, admit, concede, and face it. i'm cute~
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kim cole-essam
THE GREAT HOENN DILF OFF
POSTED ON Oct 11, 2021 19:33:36 GMT
Kim claps his hands in the air, walking from one side of the stage to the other- dad ‘stache nicely pressed onto his upper lip- as a winter weight Teddiursa walks from behind the scenes, beatboxing in a rough and grizzly tone into a mic as its free arm swings with a swagger- a dad ‘stache of its own on its face.
Once the bear takes center stage, Kim stands next to him, finalizing his crowd hype by clapping his hands overhead in rhythm to the bear's beatboxing.
“Here we go y’all, now here we go, uh-huh, now here we go y’all here we go y’all, lets go-yuh.”
“Favorite number is 8 because it's as great as me- Councilman comin in to fix the scene. Hypin y’all with the grooviest-moodiest of rhymes, liftin spirits and shiftin’ weight like it's a crime.
Polo neatly pressed cuz’ you know I be dressin', socks and sandals on the feet y’know I gotta address it. Know where I come from? It’s hoenn hon- stay reppin' my region cuz I’m the prodigal son. Golden boy, light of your life, I’m kinda a mouthful, my titles don't end cuz my foes stay spiteful.
Now I can go on and on and on, about my perfection in the flow of this song, but I gotta give em a chance or at least a crumb, cuz the other contestants can barely pat a drum.
My name is Kim Kizzle and I don’t mean to brag, but my rhymes stay fresh cuz I’m the best dad. I got like 8 kids and I'm adoptin’ more, but lemmie pass the mic to my little man on the floor.”
The teddiursa and kim quickly shift roles, Kim beatboxing while the bear began to rap, all the while, Kim hyping it up.
“Teddi-URSA, Teddi-URSA, teddi teddi teddi te-tedditeddi- URSA. teddiursa teddiursa ursa ur-sa ta-teddiursa teddiursa teddiursa. te-ursa ursa ursa ursa teddi-ursa. te-ursa ursa teddi ursa teddiursa.”
The teddiursa shouts into the mic, “TEDDI!” before holding it towards the crowd, Kim instantly picking up what it put down by echoing, “URSA” and urging the audience to join in as the pokemon continued.
“TEDDI!” “URSA!” “TE-TEDDI TEDDI TEDDI TEDDI TEDDI!”
“URSA!” A portion of the crowd joins in with the pokemon’s final urgence before it continues its final verse. “Te-teddi teddi teddi teddi teddi-ursa, Te-teddi teddi teddi ursa. Teddiursa.”
Dropping the mic, the Teddiura turns to its hype man, Kim, hooting and hollering at the bars the pokemon had just dropped- soon moving over to dap up the pokemon before picking it up and moving into the sidelines for others to have their go.
+ dad mustache + say groovy + brag about dadness +- got a polo and socks and sandals i dunno if that counts or not + talked about when he was a kid (prodigal son-essentially the entirety of his younger years) |
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