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Ji-Hoon Ki
they/he
twenty seven
june fifteenth
solaceon, sinnoh
queer
intel
---
can i
call you tonight?
5'8" height
5'8" height
words drip like honey dear how sweet it is to hear
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[attr="class","omgentop"] THE GREAT HOENN DILF OFF



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SETTING [break]
an excuse for dad bods!
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As summer ends and we start into fall, it's time for one last hoo-rah to send the seasons packing. It's time for dads of all ages and sizes to crack out those grills to see who Hoenn's Best Dad is! The Great Hoenn DILF Off is a semi-annual competition that takes place in Rustboro City. It's more of an excuse for a small carnival and lots of food but, hey, nothing wrong with that, right? Break out those board shorts and sandals, Dad!


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DETAILS [break]
the actual 'contest' part!
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In order to sign up for this contest, you must fit one of three criteria:[break]
1: Be a Dad[break]
2: Have a strong fatherly energy[break]
3: Be willing to put on a fake mustache if you don't fit criteria 1 or 2
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This Contest will be a series of prompts for the characters to act out. There will be three prompts total, all dealing with how Fatherly you are, to be judged by a crowd vote of the people of Rustboro.[break][break]

This Contest is open to Eight participants. if more than eight people post to sign up, it will come down to Dad Joke for choice.[break][break]

You can use One Pokemon! This pokemon's moves and ability are not locked, so no need to post them! Just tell me who you're bringing in.[break][break]

Each prompt will have varying criteria to be revealed when they're posted! You may need to sabotage or work together, give stern fatherly looks to others, or even change poopy diapers! Who knows![break][break]

Successfully completing prompts will net you points! The person with the most points in the end will win![break][break]

This event is... Death Enabled?![break][break]

Is this vague on purpose? Teehee?


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RULES [break]
the dos and don'ts!
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Follow these rules or get booted from the competition, which will grant you a reputation as a Terrible Dad. No one will come to your cook outs, then, you shame of the neighborhood.[break][break]

1: There is a posting deadline that will be announced at the end of every Mod Post. If you fail to post by the designated time, you will be kicked from the competition.[break][break]
2: Feel free to ask as many questions needed! I'm here to help![break][break]
3: You're not allowed to directly and publicly attack the other Dads. If we don't see it, though, it didn't happen.[break][break]
4: Don't touch the thermostat.[break][break]
5: Expect the unexpected.[break]


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Tell me your best Dad Joke: A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch. The bartender asks "What's up with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?"



The pirate responds "Arrrggh it's driving me nuts."[break]
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beck
he/him
thirty-eight
march 11th
cinnabar
bisexual
human resources
underboss
829 height
829 height
HIDING FROM THE SUN, WAITING FOR THE NIGHT TO COME.
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Pokemon Partner: rabbit the pyukumuku[break]
Tell me your best Dad Joke: i love my furniture. my recliner and i go way back.[break]
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Gray

he/she (genderfluid)
15
November 17
Driftveil City
questioning
trainer
civilian
45 height
45 height
i used to dream in the dark of palisades park.
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Cardamom Bliss
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POSTED ON Sept 29, 2021 18:08:21 GMT
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Character Tag: ' dad
Pokemon Partner: Borchev the Walrein
Tell me your best Dad Joke: Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
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fish

sleeping beauty
she/her
25
July 15
lumiose city, kalos
bisexual
public relations
rising star
she looks like, if you bit her, honey and milk would flow from her
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POSTED ON Sept 29, 2021 18:41:26 GMT
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Pokemon Partner:Helios the Blaziken[break]
Tell me your best Dad Joke:"You know Orion's belt? Big waist of space, huh?[break]
Oh, you didn't like that one? That makes sense...it's only got three stars."
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Epic BugCatcher

Dr. Doug
He/Him
20 (40)
March 3
Viridian City, Kanto
It just works
Lt. Colonel, Medical Corps
AQUA Initiative
Dreaming
of our future
5' 11" (181 cm) / 180 lbs (82 kg) height
5' 11" (181 cm) / 180 lbs (82 kg) height
You're being healed. Please do not resist.
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John Sullivan
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POSTED ON Sept 29, 2021 22:34:48 GMT
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Pokemon Partner:Raki/Riolu[break]
Tell me your best Dad Joke: While buying a Christmas tree.
Seller: "Are you going to put it up yourself?"
Gwyar: "Don't be disgusting. I'm going to put it in the living room."[break]
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giz

golden boy
cute
twenty-seven
september 23
slateport city
najwa
narcissist
who knows
najwa essam
married
311 height
311 height
let's come to terms- and embrace it. concur, admit, concede, and face it. i'm cute~
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Pokemon Partner: teddiursa (ofc)[break]
Tell me your best Dad Joke:
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $10000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall - bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $10000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant.

"I mean, what in the world is this?"

The bank manager looks back at her and says, "It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
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D-Bug

The Robust
He/Him/His
Twenty-Eight
October 30th
Bevaridge Town
Biomesexual
Pokemon Educator/Vlogger/Biome Enthusiast
Avatar/Gym Leader/Elite Ranger
See ya later, Feraligatr!
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POSTED ON Sept 29, 2021 23:44:07 GMT
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Tell me your best Dad Joke:
What Pokemon is bad at public speaking?
An Ummmmmmbreon![break]
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kodiak

Pokkenger
he/him
24
Nov. 25
Ballonlera, Galar
bisexual
vigilante
ex-elite four
single
6 ft 3 in height
6 ft 3 in height
victory is in the pocket!
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Kazimir Wynter
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POSTED ON Sept 30, 2021 2:36:38 GMT
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Pokemon Partner:Tigger the incineroar[break]
Tell me your best Dad Joke:why is 8 afraid of 8? Cause it's lucky number 7![break]
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thorn

Gavin Merlino
he/him
36
october 28th
circhester, galar
demisexual
the harbinger
underboss
creatures of habit, carrion flowers, growing from repeated crimes.
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POSTED ON Sept 30, 2021 4:39:32 GMT
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Pokemon Partner: Lucario[break]
Tell me your best Dad Joke:
"Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?"
"Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels."[break]
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King

Lloyd Kvar
he/him
45
October 24
Married
Scientist
Ex-Head Scientist
203 height
203 height
i used to dream in the dark of palisades park.
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Raphael Pryde
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Pokemon Partner: Rotom [break]
Tell me your best Dad Joke:
Did you hear the one about the atom at the bar talking about how he lost an electron.
And the other atom goes “are you sure?”
"Yes, I’m positive
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