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43. HOENN'S 2ND ANNIVERSARY
POSTED ON Sept 30, 2020 0:23:53 GMT
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WAR OF THE WORLDS: LILYCOVE WARFRONT
POSTED ON Sept 29, 2020 23:37:24 GMT
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As soon as his opportunity to do so arises, he gets off the back of the Garchomp. He then watches on in shock as the muscle bug manages to completely heal off whatever damage they had inflicted by sucking the life out of the Unfezant. "What the fuck, that's bullshit!", exclaimed the streamer.

Seeing as his ride had the idea to attempt to sever the creature's proboscis, he decided to help her. He would send out his Archeops, once again. "Screech, try to rip that cocksucker's stinger off with Dragon Claw. King, give him a Helping Hand. Queen, try to occupy the prick with Poison Fang!", Andrew ordered his Pokemon.

The Nidoqueen would go first, attempting to bite down on the Buzzwole with Poison Fang. Then, backed by the Helping Hand of the Nidoking, the Archeops would attempt to slash at the proboscis with a Dragon Claw, assisting 's Pokemon in the process.

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notes: Andrew gets off of 's Garchomp
Andrew sends out Archeops
Nidoqueen used Poison Fang, attempting to bite into the Buzzwole's flank
Archeops used Dragon Claw, targeting the proboscis
Nidoking used Helping Hand on Archeops

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WAR OF THE WORLDS: LILYCOVE WARFRONT
POSTED ON Sept 24, 2020 22:43:32 GMT
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As brings out her Garchop, offering a ride up to the action, Andrew quickly recalls his trio of Pokemon. With the three being contained, Andrew quickly boards the Garchomp, allowing its master to guide them to the action. And indeed, they arrive with the second group.

While Daphne sets up defenses, Andrew brings out his King and Queen duo. "King, give that overgrown bug a taste of your Poison Jab. Queen, give someone a Helping Hand!", ordered Andrew.

The Nidoking would attempt to jab into the flank of the Buzzwole, if only to distract it for the others. Meanwhile, the Nidoqueen would begin to lend a helping hand to the nearest Pokemon in need. This happened to be 's Pokemon, should they be used to attack.

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notes: Andrew recalls all three of his Pokemon
Andrew takes her offer, and boards with her
Andrew sends out Nidoking and Nidoqueen
Nidoking used Poison Jab, attempting to strike into the Buzzwole's flank
Nidoqueen used Helping Hand, assisting 's Pokemon, should they attack


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Pressing Buttons! (Mission)
POSTED ON Sept 22, 2020 23:07:46 GMT
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As the rumbling of the earth got Andrew's attention, he looked down. "What the fuck?", he uttered, before the Steelix exploded from the earth, sending out a shower of debris in its wake. King and Queen, who accompanied him, would both be hit by rocks. As the rocks made contact with their bodies, they would immediately take on a brilliant glow, their forms shifting. With a flash of light, they would both emerge as Nidoking and Nidoqueen respectively.

"Okay, no need to be a dick about it!", Andrew carelessly called out to his superior, as his Pokemon began to charge the Pikachu.

Much to the surprise of the streamer, he would find the Thunderbolts fired off from the yellow rodents did nothing to the bodies of the Poison-types. What he didn't know was that upon evolution, they both gained Ground-typing to compliment their Poison-typing, giving them an immunity to the electrical shocks. It was as if the man had an instance of pure, dumb luck.

King would begin to violently kick the Pikachus with one-two kicks, sending them flying with the second kick. Meanwhile, Queen would grab oncoming Pikachu in her maw, Crunching down on the vermin, before chucking them aside with a spit.

"Eat this, you little shits!", Andrew cackled as he began chucking Pokeballs at rodents that were sent flying by the attacks of the Nido duo. "You stupid fucking idiots!", he jeered. It was clear that the manchild was getting a sick satisfaction out of watching the duo lay waste to the yellow-furred mice.




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notes: Andrew's Nidoking and Nidoqueen evolve
The duo starts rampaging through the Electric Mice, laughing off their shocks
Andrew starts tossing Pokeballs like candy

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WAR OF THE WORLDS: LILYCOVE WARFRONT
POSTED ON Sept 18, 2020 14:31:16 GMT
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"Oh fuck, get off the beach!", the streamer called out to his Pokemon, making a break for higher ground. The trio, his Nidoking, Nidoqueen, and Archeops, would attempt to follow behind, with the ancient bird quickly coming out ahead of his master. Once they either made it to higher ground, or got pushed back by the tidal wave, Andrew and his team turned to face back towards the waters.

"King, Queen, lay down some Toxic Spikes! Screech, rain down some Ancient Power on these fuckers!", he commanded.

The Nidoqueen and Nidoking would work together to lay down a field of Toxic Spikes. Though they were flying in, anyone who decided to land would be in for a nasty surprise. For the moment, the Archeops would begin to blast the oncoming forces with ancient rocks.

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notes: Andrew and team scramble to get off the Beach
Nidoking and Nidoqueen both lay a trap for oncoming forces with Toxic Spikes (2 layers total)
Archeops uses Ancient Power to directly attack oncoming forces


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WAR OF THE WORLDS: LILYCOVE WARFRONT
POSTED ON Sept 14, 2020 14:46:39 GMT
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Though he has his orders, Andrew's main priority in all of this is to come out alive, and to protect as much of Lilycove as he can. As the invaders approach the coast, the streamer brings out three of his Pokemon, his Nidoking, his Nidoqueen, and his brand new Archeops. Though the Archeops was a weak flyer, as he found the hard way, it was still a damn strong fighter, netting him in a couple of cheap wins before all this began.

Naturally, Andrew is gravitated towards Orion's position, mainly looking for protection. Despite this, he is still going to pull his weight, as much of his weight ass he could. "Screech, drop a Rock Slide on those cocksuckers!", the manchild told his Archeops. "Queen, give Screech a Helping Hand!", he told his Nidoqueen, who immediately went to give her support to the ancient bird. The Archeops, with the help of Nidoqueen, would drop down a barrage of rocks on top of the oncoming Flying-types. "King, Focus Energy!", he ordered the Nidoking, who immediately began to hone his focus.

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notes: Andrew arrives, joining Orion and the others
Archeops, Nidoking, and Nidoqueen are out
Archeops used Rock Slide to try to take out the approaching Flying-types
Nidoqueen used Helping Hand
Nidoking used Focus Energy (Crit Hit Ratio +2)


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Like Taking Candy (Mission)
POSTED ON Sept 11, 2020 7:47:24 GMT
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The order to shut up doesn't even register to the idiot. Thankfully, it was after taunting the brats that he'd grab the vacant Pokeballs they dropped. The children were unable to even focus enough to register the fact that he took their Pokeballs, until it was too late, when he recalled their precious Pokemon.

"Give.. them back.", one of them croaked, in between dry heaving and agonized grunts.

With both Pokemon contained, Andrew would recall his own, and begin running to get out of the area. Even he knew when it was time to leave. "Yo, let's split!", Andrew called out to his partner, while not really waiting for her to start running.

Once they were clear of the immediate area, Andrew would start laughing in his distinctive, Seel-like manner. "Did you see the looks on the faces of those stupid fucking brats?", he asked Erin, still laughing about what he had done. "I mean, I didn't mean for that to happen, but mission accomplished, am I right?", he continued on, showing zero remorse for poisoning those boys.

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Like Taking Candy (Mission)
POSTED ON Sept 7, 2020 8:30:59 GMT
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Thankfully, his partner's intervention seems to turn the tides of the battle in favor of them. The boys suddenly stop laughing as the woman's Gengar emerges from the shadows, to take on the Mudkip and Charmander duo. With the two of them distracted, King and Queen see an opportunity to help the Gengar finish them off. Their trainer, despite being the idiot he is, also sees it, and gives them the go ahead to attack.

"Poison Sting those fuckers!", calls out the King.

The two Poison-types fire off poisonous needles from the barbs in their foreheads, directed at the Charmander and Mudkip duo. However, as the two Pokemon attempt to fruitlessly retaliate against the ghost that appeared from behind, the attacks of the Nido duo miss. Instead, the barbs poke into the two children, who immediately feel the effects of the potent poison. The duo fall to the ground, groaning and writhing in pain, clearly sick from the poison they were exposed to. The two Pokemon, now further distracted, and without anyone to give orders to them, were ripe to be finished off by the Gengar.

Given the fact that it was a freak accident, the normal thing to do would be to try to help them, to try to give them something to ease the poison. Instead, Andrew, being who he is, sees the two boys writhing and sick, lights up. "That's what you get! That's what you fucking get, bitch!", the streamer gloats, pointing down at the two young men.

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Pressing Buttons! (Mission)
POSTED ON Sept 7, 2020 8:19:25 GMT
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A massive horde of Pikachu were blocking off Route 111, specifically the area where the mountains bottleneck the route, leaving no effective way to get by on foot. Any attempt at using a Ground-type would have the Pikachu respond by beating them down with Iron Tail. Otherwise, it was an invitation to get electrocuted by the invasive little pests.

Now, this was a great opportunity for Team Rocket, as it meant that if operatives could capture a horde of them, then they'd get free power. It was no secret that a Pikachu farm made for an excellent way to maintain power. Especially if they pulled another Slateport Invasion, and effectively pulled the plug on an area. Still, even if not for that use, just having off the grid power for their hideout was a boon.

The bad news was that for this particular operation, Andrew Fisher, 'The King', known by his handle DarkWingsGod, was involved. Online, the man was known primarily for being an incompetent buffoon who screwed up everything he did, while taking zero responsibility for it. He thought himself a professional, and had an ego to match, but none of the skill. His fame online was more like people rolling by a horrific car crash, unable to look away from the spectacle.

As Andrew waited for his partner, he continued to play his gacha game. This was where the money he claimed was going to debts and taxes was really going. If he had actually used that money to pay off his debts, then he wouldn't be here. But alas, the manchild would never learn.




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Why am I Toxic!? (Mission/Open)
POSTED ON Sept 5, 2020 21:30:18 GMT
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"What the fuck!?", Andrew called out in surprise, turning around to see a pink-haired woman in a face mask, accompanied by a Galarian Ponyta. But before he could comment, he would slip in a puddle, falling onto his back. "Oh fuck!", he exclaimed. Thankfully, the fall didn't hurt him too badly. "You see that bullshit! That totally wasn't my fault! I was walking carefully. They should really maintain their shit!", he complained. Again, the manchild refused to take responsibility for not looking where he was going.

"Uh, yeah?", he replied to her. Even if he was a moron, he wasn't going to flat out ask her if she was Team Rocket. If he asked the wrong person, he knew he was in some deep shit. Even he had just enough sense not to spill the beans on the fact that Rocket was acting in the shadows. "I was thinking of, you know, relocating them to a home that doesn't fuck things up for everyone.", he continued, with a snort.

"Wait a minute, what the fuck!? Aren't you Eevee, the streamer? What are you doing in this dump!?", he'd ask, genuinely surprised someone like her was down here.




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notes: tl;dr