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all-nighters, again [m][dd]
POSTED ON Nov 4, 2023 17:47:28 GMT
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“I’m an expert at headdesking, don’t worry,” he chirped from his new facedown position on the table.

Ooh, the surface of the table felt nice and cool against his forehead while he let his partner continue the ministrations on his aching hand.

“Yeah, no war, just an awful shit fuck lot of paperwork this time around. I don’t know why they ask me to do all the paperwork, is it because I have nice handwriting or something, I dunno—”

And then he made an unholy noise as he felt the tension go out of his right hand.

“Ooh, have I ever said you’re really good with your hands?



so much paperwork to catch up on the madness never ends


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strakh [gym]
POSTED ON Nov 4, 2023 15:02:24 GMT
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The journey continued in such silence that it was almost deafening—at least he remembered that there was trouble coming, and fast… the thing is how was he going to…

Little did he know he would hear very quiet clip-clopping coming from the ground—looking around wildly, he realized that… whoa, they were small! And… for some reason they looked cute!

“Hey, hey, whoa, I’m not here to—” he began, holding his hands up in the ‘please don’t hit me’ pose, however…

“They ain’t here to fuck around!” the not-Carina exclaimed as the angry, angry (but extremely cute-looking) Joltik threw themselves up and off the little Swinub mount, crackling with energy as the small body was wreathed in an Electro Ball attack!

“Whoa! What the hell! Why, you nasty little…” the foul-mouthed Ribombee growled before releasing a brilliant burst of fae energy in the form of a Dazzling Gleam.

All he could do was watch in quiet shock as the first, angry, angery Joltik (the one that was holding an equally-tiny spear) took the charge to the Ribombee, and the two attacks exploded against each other in a flash-bang of light.

Yeesh, there go my eyeballs for a few weeks, he thought as he had to blink several times to clear out the scorching light that burned into his retinas.

Unfortunately, the angry Joltik’s Swarm ability activated, before it lashed back out with a deafening Bug Buzz attack…

“You did fucking not just do that!” the Robimbee growled, quickly threading up the purple Pollen Puffs and started throwing them at the angry Joltik.

Thankfully, the angry one got a faceful of said Puff, before shrieking and falling down the ground where the equally tiny mount picked them up and ran off… the second Joltik was too nervous to say anything before the Ribombee turned their attention on them.

“What, you wanna piece of me?!” they challenged; which was more than enough to scare the second one away, really!


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tea, and revelations [s][c]
POSTED ON Nov 4, 2023 12:11:20 GMT
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“Don’t tell me they—” he trailed off, bread stick halfway to his mouth when the worst scenarios flashed in his mind’s eyes.

“They did not do what I think they did, did they?” he continued in the same low voice as he looked around furtively. One could never be too careful these days, because the walls have ears and all that.

It didn’t take long until…

“…wait, why did you leave? Is this because of those uh… succession lines? Something like that?” he ventured quietly, wondering what the reason was.

Unless, of course, it had something to do with Team Rocket again


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from one bird to another [s][c]
POSTED ON Nov 4, 2023 11:57:04 GMT
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All that secrecy for…

“Oh, that’s the theme you chose?”

He blinked a little bit, before handing the box to the other. Said box had a clear top with plastic, so the Natu macarons literally surrounded the lone Pidove one staring up from the smack-middle of the entire assembly inside the container.

“I made these for you. I remember your tiny terror tot of a Pidove,” he chuckled as the bird-designed macarons stared up from inside the box.

“That’s why they’re the centerpiece, after all,” he added with a grin.


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processed shop
POSTED ON Oct 29, 2023 18:19:06 GMT
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REDEEMING


welcome to the poké mart!


all items are coming from the 2023 clamperl diving event; storing them all in the PC!

p.s. ven why are you such a dumbass you forgot to claim HIS shite?!

4 gachapon tickets
5 pokéballs
3 move tutor
1 gacha clamperl
1 ability capsule
5 level tutors
1 salac berry
1 mega stone (event)
1 tm / tr
1 incense
1 z-crystal


TOTAL


do come again!


00 PD

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BIRTH BY SLEEP - SIGN-UPS
POSTED ON Oct 29, 2023 18:10:59 GMT
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Huh?

He blinked at the notification, and then even thought he was losing his shit when he brought it up the next day. Funny how some of these things work, right?

And then there was a riddle… oh, shit, he was terrible at these kinds of things! Yikes! Either way, though, he knew that he was going to fuck this up, however the obvious answer was…

‘NO’

And then it was asking him for a prompt.

[attr="class","rbynote"]


nickname: Alyosha[break]
title: the highflying hemophobe[break]
shadow pokemon: aerodactyl[break]


[newclass=.rbynote]border-width: 9px 9px 9px 9px;border-style:solid;border-image: url('https://i.imgur.com/UUqNs3l.png') 9 9 9 9 repeat repeat;padding:6px 8px;color:#232323;text-align:justify;font:11px Calibri;letter-spacing:1px; margin-top:20px;background:#aaa;background-clip: padding-box;[/newclass]

Time to get stupid with this, eh?

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POSTED ON Oct 29, 2023 17:58:34 GMT
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REDEEMING


welcome to the poké mart!


all items are coming from the dream drop distance member-run event; storing them all in the PC!

3x tm / tr (00 PD)
3x pokéballs (00 PD)
1x premium gacha (00 PD)
1x tera shard (00 PD)
1x salac berry (00 PD)
1x incense (00 PD)
1x level tutor (00 PD)
1x ability capsule (00 PD)
1x pokémon egg (00 PD)

using the 1 shadow move from the DDD event on Terra the Aerodactyl; learning Shadow Storm (replacing Thunder Fang)!

Terra the Aerodactyl is now a shadow Pokémon!


TOTAL


do come again!


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BEWITCHING BREWS
POSTED ON Oct 29, 2023 17:54:55 GMT
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BREWING...


CHARACTER: [break]
INGREDIENTS: [break]
3 ability capsules from pc (21 → 18);[break]
3 posts referencing mummies / shapeshifters / vampires: x, x, x;[break]
3 posts referencing gastro acid: x, x, x;[break]
POTION CREATED: potion of propensity x3 [break]
USING ON?: storing in PC

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moryana [ddd]
POSTED ON Oct 29, 2023 17:54:37 GMT
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action is louder than words
He had to get it down and done with before his bravado deserted him again, and while he saw his partner’s eyes looking at him in question; he had to take a deep breath to calm himself down.

“What is it?” Memo urged him gently, and he sighed.

“Y-you know how you’re so verbal about your affection and I’m the opposite?”

“Yeah. It’s a given, knowing you.”

“I… you know I care about you as much as you care about me, I just… can’t properly vocalize my feelings,” he continued; feeling the bile in the back of his throat again (yikes) as nerves threatened to get the better of him.

“I know you do, because that’s what makes you, you.”

Blinking a few times just to will himself not to throw the fuck up because the gastric acid burn was starting to overwhelm him, he soldiered on. Never mind if he couldn’t get down on one knee because…

“I…”

Rather than speaking, he just pulled out the tiny little black velvet box and already had it hidden in his other hand before showing him the little box and popping it open.

“S-sorry I’m not so g-good at words, I j-just—” he trailed off before he got all the wind knocked out of him in a full-force shortstack body tackle.

“Wha!” he exclaimed as the other literally hung onto him like a leech, not letting go.

“You idiot, you already know what my answer is!”



theme — good (happy) ending
sleep score — 999 (245 wc)



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BEWITCHING BREWS
POSTED ON Oct 29, 2023 17:43:18 GMT
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BREWING...


CHARACTER: [break]
INGREDIENTS: [break]
3 ability capsules from pc (24 → 21);[break]
3 posts referencing wobbuffet / doppelgangers: x, x, x;[break]
3 posts referencing fighting-type: x, x, x;[break]
POTION CREATED: potion of training x3 [break]
USING ON?: storing in PC

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BEWITCHING BREWS
POSTED ON Oct 29, 2023 17:40:39 GMT
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BREWING...


CHARACTER: [break]
INGREDIENTS: [break]
3 ability capsules from pc (27 → 24);[break]
3 posts referencing rage candy bar / slowpoke tails: x, x, x;[break]
3 posts referencing mega evolution: x, x, x;[break]
POTION CREATED: potion of evolution x3 [break]
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BEWITCHING BREWS
POSTED ON Oct 29, 2023 17:26:04 GMT
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BREWING...


CHARACTER: [break]
INGREDIENTS: [break]
1 move tutor from pc (41 → 40);[break]
3 posts referencing "cold" (chills, etc): x, x, x;[break]
1 thread completed in october x[break]
POTION CREATED: powder of pruina [break]
USING ON?: storing in PC

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BEWITCHING BREWS
POSTED ON Oct 29, 2023 17:24:56 GMT
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BREWING...


CHARACTER: [break]
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3 posts referencing "weapons" of any kind: x, x, x;[break]
1 thread completed in october x[break]
POTION CREATED: powder of ferrum [break]
USING ON?: storing in PC

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BEWITCHING BREWS
POSTED ON Oct 29, 2023 17:23:29 GMT
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BREWING...


CHARACTER: [break]
INGREDIENTS: [break]
1 move tutor from pc (34 → 33);[break]
3 posts referencing "fire" (hellfire / pyres, etc): x, x, x;[break]
1 thread completed in october x[break]
POTION CREATED: elixir of hellfire [break]
USING ON?: storing in PC

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BEWITCHING BREWS
POSTED ON Oct 29, 2023 17:18:18 GMT
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BREWING...


CHARACTER: [break]
INGREDIENTS: [break]
1 forme change from pc (04 → 03);[break]
5 posts referencing love / lust / charms: x, x, x, x, x;[break]
1 thread completed in october x[break]
POTION CREATED: flask of infatuation [break]
USING ON?: storing in PC