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BLOOD, MUD & IRON
POSTED ON Sept 18, 2023 5:16:08 GMT
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"So, I realize this is a mucky dirty muddy terrible terrible place we couldn't take my bike through." Dirk said, his supremely natural yet now gelled hair to stop all this terrible water business, the orange flame like hair now a better signifier than anything his dark leather jacket could give away. "And I get, you all are really spoiled from the bike, everyone knows I am no exception..."

Dirf puffed up his chest, and yelled into the heavens "BUT WHY AM I THE REPLACEMENT?!"

Under each arm, was a dog, his Growlith in his left, his Houndour in his right, and atop his head and shoulders, Furfrou looked down disdainfully at everything from her perch. All three were clad in leather jackets that showed off his flaming skull hairstyle on their backs, and all three still had their shades on from when the sun was out.... Probably because he needed to be the one to remove them and put them in their jacket pockets... IRREGARDLESS!

"I could just put you all in your pokeballs you know!" Dirk stopped trudging through the muck, as if realizing an Epiphany that eluded him all his life. "...Why didn't I put you in your pokeballs..."

"Grow!" Pointed out his earstwhile Growlithe, yellow be his fur, point out the obvious with a jabbing paw into his side.

Dirk scowled, the sunglasses on his eyes making it really hard to see. He also needed to take his off. Wasn't like anyone was around anywho. "Look, a little bit of mud will hardly last! You'll all be be in pokeballs anyway! What does it matter!"

"Fur..." Growled the Furfrou atop his head, and he could only droop in response "Yes ma'am...."

He turned his head to the side as he muttered "It would of been one of the boys anyway..."

"Grow!" "Dour!" the two Boys in question shouted in objection!

"SHADDUP! Why should I have to suffer alone?!" Decried Dirk, even as he took another sucking set into the swamp.

No one wanted to be in the mud, so it was forced to be him! Outrageous.

"Look, all I'm saying, it would make MY life so much-" His foot caught on some sub-mud vine - "O-oh! No-no-no-n-" Dirk through his hands in the air, while Furfrou took a leap into hte air, sending Dirk RUSHING towards the ground in a sudden loud SPLAT.

Houndour and Growlithe impacted his mud free back first, resulting into "Guh-GAH!" from the Bike Rider as one then the other came down.

Followed immediately by a "OOF!" "GOW!" "DOU!", his back forming almost a solid U, as Furfrou came down on all three of the boys.

Her sniff of disdain was the only consolation.

With a shaky hand, Dirk raised two pokeballs "G-growlithe, H-houndour... R-Return."

Two beams of red light sucked up the two pokemon, leaving Furfrou to follow the few inches direcly onto Dirk's leather jacketed back.

Dirk's shaky attempted to raise a third pokeball was met with a succinct "Fur. Frou."

He could only muster a single response into the mud as his arm flopped down. "Y-yes, Ma'am."

Wiping his hands on his jacket, Dirk shakily stood, Furfrou once more taking her place on his head and shoulders. His entire front was marred in mud, his glasses needed to be flicked more than a few times to get all the mud off, and he was overall not having a nice night. Dirk continued mucking his way through the mud and Mire until he saw the most blessed sign.

Moss on a tree!

He practically tore it off, wiping his face and glasses. Yes, he was more wet, and hat to spit out his fair of moss from his face, but now he was mud free!

Huzzah!

Now that he could see clearly now the mud was gone~! He actually took the time to try and glare through the darkness. In the distance, past a few fellows with an eerie purple light he could see a big ole group of- Wait, people with an earie purple light?

Dirk's head whipped past to the aforementioned people. It was definitely a weird bunch, one was the sickest fashion disigner he'd ever seen with them long blonde hair. The other looked more like some CEO boss guy who would sit in one of them fancy red chairs behind a desk plotting how to make money out of a talking Meowth. The final one looked like stocking clad rockstar who definitely didn't wear the boots for this trek...

Dirk looked down at his own mud covered biking boots... Maybe he didn't either...

"...Maybe I shouldn't be out here on a blood moon of all things... Theres some wild wild people around, lookin' like shady folk..." Dirk shuddered, taking bigger steps to try and avoid the creepy looking group. There looked to be a larger one round the other way anyhow! He can even take a looksie for that wild doggie pokemon he heard so much about!

Looking up at his Furfrou, he asked her the ever important question "So, you smell anything good? We're supposed to be out here finding a pokemon and missing people, we should be keeping eyes and noses out!"

Furfrou sniffed "Furfrou! Fur fur Furfrou!" She complained bitterly, motioning to the raining sky and all the mud clouding any scents.

Dirk drooped again, hanging his head "Yeah... I figured... Well, lets keep looking then."

Taking more mucking steps forward, deeper into the swamp.

⚰︎ Dirk has Arrived in Area 1!
⚰︎ Has a bit of incident with his own stupidity and the mud.
⚰︎ Had a choice thing to say about the trio trecking through the mud after some purple fire.
⚰︎ Attempted to sniff out some targets with Furfrou
⚰︎ Dirk and his team's ace Furfrou are searching for clues!



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An Idol's Idol & A Freak's Freaky Skill!
POSTED ON Sept 13, 2023 4:54:15 GMT
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Sneaking around the side of the building with a motorcycle wasn't exactly the easiest thing in the world, it might even be considered kind of shady when one looked like the ruffian he did! But alas, it was a requirement to survive in this world!

The public reporters and paparazzo were truthfully the greatest threat to a man's life and lively hood after all.

Such it was, he put his bike around the back of the building and got inside via careful use of 'No I didn't lock pick that door' lock picking.

That it put him on the other side of a horde of children was a bit surprising though.

Taking out the flyer from his pocket, he scratched his head in confusion, sharing a look with his Houndour, Dirk shrugged. "You think they're the teacher we're suppose to talk to?"

"Dour."

"My thoughts exactly."

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A Sad Doggy Dog Kinda Night
POSTED ON Sept 13, 2023 3:56:30 GMT
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The bike was disordered chaos! Houndour was off his perch, Dirk was half straddling his bike, Pickle was HANGING ON BY BITING ONTO A HANDLE, Growlithe was ass up in between Dirks legs, CHAOS I TELL YOU!

Dirk began damage control, even as he swerved through traffic at eighty miles an hour! A single miss turn and he'll no doubt splat himself and his pokemon into the back of some truck! He shoved Houndour's helmet on its head and shoved it up onto its perch, he dragged Growlithe out from under his legs and used his teeth to pull back on the google straps before snapping them onto Growlithe's eyes with a snap and a yelp from the dog in question. Finally, he right himself and shoved Pickle off the bike handle and to Growlithe, who immediately dog piled their fellow Shiny companion.

"THIS IS WHY WE KEEP HELMETS AND GOGGLES ON FOR MINOR STOPS!" Dirk's panicked and screaming shout filled the air as he suddenly had to jerk his tires to avoid impacting a semi's back, taking them into a side street and hurtling through a red light!

"GET OUT OF THE WAY!" Dirk Screamed, as car horns sounded as he had to dive and dip and dodge past on the bike, nearly loosing his side mirror!

"DOUR!" "GROW!" His two doggy partners in crime also screamed in fear, as they played roulette with death!

⚰︎ Oh boy, they're in hot water now! And not just because of the fire types!
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Friends Fur-Ever! Furfrously!
POSTED ON Sept 13, 2023 2:12:25 GMT
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Dirk and Houndour looked over the map in his hands, trying to make heads or tails of the actual map. Dirk was leaning against his bike, while Houndour hung off his shoulder as they tried to knock their heads together and figure out where a Salon even was. It actually hurt, because Houndour's skull plat met Dirk's bare head, but it was alright enough, Dirk was tough enough to handle it!

The sound of sniffing drew the map down as the Partners looked in blinking surprise as their charge split off into a well groomed twin! Of course, the map being pulled down had the spout of blood coming from the side of Dirk's head shoot over the shoulders of the houndour and onto the sidewalk, but that was hardly something to notice.

Looking to the partner on his shoulder, Dirk asked the most obvious question. "You think that one knows how to get to a salon?"

"Houndour?"

"Well, I just THOUGHT it looked stylized enough for it! So why not! Ain't no need to sass me!"

Suddenly, as if god was mad at their hubris, a great shadow enveloped the pair. They looked up into the unrepentant happy face of death, and it stared back with a smile.

The reactions were obvious.

Houndour dropped to the bike as if fainted.

Dirk immediately full bodily jumped in his skin as his skeleton tried to leave its confines.

"IS THAT THE LEGENDARY POKEMON, ARCANINE?!?!

Dirk shouted almost near the top of his lungs, slouched and arms drooping as he took in the magnificent beast that was Arcanine.

It woke Houndour up, who was now glaring up at the Arcanine, and it sent Furfrou, the charge of theirs, up onto the Bike to hide.

Dirk, so mystified by the great beast before him, he practically missed the apologies, let alone the directions towards a possible salon. He turned on the pink hair'd woman with a vengence! "WHERE DID YOU GET ONE?! HOW?! WHY?!?! THEY'RE LEGENDARY BACK IN MY HOME REGION!!!" His grasping hands came up, like they were trying to grasp the very air for answers to this cataclysmic moment of his life.

⚰︎ Dirk is very Shook.
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Calming a King
POSTED ON Sept 13, 2023 1:45:13 GMT
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Dirk backed away and gave his boss all the room he needed to open that door! What? He didn't want to get smacked out of the way! He course, that didn't matter, cause the moment Dirk heard 'Dog' he was suddenly sparkling eyes and cupped hands to his cheek as he struck a pose.

"What dog?! WHAT DOG, BOSS?!" Was his excited cries, waving a hand towards his boss in the doorway "Is it a cutie! Of COURSE it is! its a doggy! Whats the doggy boss!"

Houndour sighed, head drooping "Dour..."

"KYAAAAAA~!" Dirk exclaimed at seeing the off color'd Growlithe in his boss' hands, his hands coming up to his cheeks as he cuu'd across the room! "Look how adworable it is! Its a puppy~!"

Dirk lifted the newly handed Puppy above his head so he could look up at it "Hello there~! Aren't you just so adorable~!"

The Growlithe in question leaned forward to sniff at Dirk's face before giving him a tentative lick "Grow..."

"I think-" A quick check "He likes me boss!" Dirk pulled the Growlithe to his chest, drowning it in his leather gloved' hand as a torrent of pets assault the Growlithe, who actually leaned into it! No doubt preferring this treatment far more than whatever it had to go through before!

"Houn..." Houndour sighed, putting a paw to its face.

⚰︎ Girly Dirk? Never.
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A Sad Doggy Dog Kinda Night
POSTED ON Sept 13, 2023 1:22:32 GMT
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Dirk's head whipped around at the towards the snarling Umbreon, and his head tilted to the side in confusion. He would of scratched his head if he had his hands free. "C'mon now, this isn't exactly the help I was- IS THAT A RANGER?!"

Dirks eyes practically bugged out of his sockets and past the top of his sunglasses, his hands raised Pickles over his head which had a giddy look on its face as it kicked its legs like it was playtime!

Houndour and Growlithe also panicked! They both immediately looked to the buildings and street respectively, before they swung back and collided head first with each other! Houndour, with his skull forehead plate, clearly came out the better, but it still wasn't okay!

"H-hey now! Can't we talk about this?!" Dirk took a hesitant step back, leaning away from the ranger across from him "L-look, clearly theres some mix-up, because this Growlithe is- uh- totally- HOUNDOUR SMOG IT!" Dirk pointed, the shiny growlithe ass first under his arm!

"HOUN-DOUR!" The first dark exhaled a purple cloud of toxic fumes, before the group of three jumped on the bike and tore rubber and left a dust cloud in their wake!

⚰︎ CHEESE IT!
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BLOOD, MUD & IRON SIGN-UPS
POSTED ON Sept 11, 2023 2:23:40 GMT
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BLOOD MUD & IRON SIGN-UP


ON THE HUNT!



CHARACTER: [break]
PKMN TEAM (3 MAX): The Doggy Dog's are at the bottom![break]
WHAT IS THE IC REASON FOR YOUR CHARACTER'S PARTICIPATION?: "I bet that things a dog! We, as a self respecting Biker Dog Family, must go help it!

Aka; He thinks its a dog Pokemon and wants to help it.






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processed shop
POSTED ON Sept 10, 2023 4:08:36 GMT
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REDEEMING


welcome to the poké mart!



Using on Shiny Growlithe:
1x Level Tutor (For Agility)
1x TM/TR (For Sunny Day - Replacing Howl)



TOTAL


do come again!


-1x Level Tutor
-1x TM/TR
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A Sad Doggy Dog Kinda Night
POSTED ON Sept 10, 2023 3:27:10 GMT
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Dirk was in a real pickle today. He was suppose to help out with his Boss, but then Boss got busy and just sorta tossed him the mission to go Solo. And cause it was Boss, he would probably get the tar beaten outta him verbally if he messed it up!

"Well... I guess its a good thing I didn't?" Dirk lamented, taking a bite out of his pickle. "Aaah!" He was almost immediately bowed over by the lil thing he was supposed to grab which, as it turned out, REALLY LOVED PICKLES! That fact became readily apparently since he had the thing for an hour or two.

"Probably Metaphorical ones as well~." Dirk cried, as tears fell down his cheeks from under his sunglasses, at the third pickle that got beaten out of his hands by the bright yellow Growlithe at his feet, currently chewing away at the pickle on the ground.

Dirk was crouched on the side walk of Petalburg city, a few blocks away from where he stole it from some scientist lookin guy, drive by snatching it was called. They were eating pickles from the nice man behind the cart stand, mainly so Dirk could eat something while he moped about his poor luck, but its turned to feeding his new Growlithe... Which had strange rules about eating people food.

Obviously since its on the ground, its now free reign... Or so the mentality of the yellow Growlithe before him was obviously working under, since it never took a bite unless a pickle was on the ground. So it beat it out of his hands to force it on the ground...

"Grow..." His own patted his leg, as Dirk sighed.

"Dour!" Pointed out his Houndour partner, since the Growlithe seemed to love Dirk and his pickle giving ways.

Or maybe it liked he was so bullyable?

It'd be just like Boss if not as threatening.

Letting the Dog finish off its pickle, Dirk nabbed it by under its arms and held up to his face, where it smiled with its tongue out at him.

Him and the dog shared a long hard eye exchange, sunglasses to Doggy dog eyes, before the Pup licked his face.

Dirk cried harder! Tears streaming down his face as he hugged the lil guy! "WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?!?!" He lamented to the skies "I WILL NAME YOU PICKLE, AND I WILL LOVE YOU, AS I FIGURE OUT WHAT I AM TO DOOOOO~!" He rubbed his head up and down the growlithe's own head as snuggled the cute lil doggy, his soul crying out its pain! "I have to give you up, but who knows what they'll do to you?! I can't give you to em, but if I don't I'LL GET GOT!"

With a great heaving sad sigh, he lowered the perpetually happy puppy dog so he could look at it again, he sighed and drooped his head "Honestly~! How the hell am I s'pose to get out of this pinch?" He held his head up to the sky, as he prayed "Please! Someone! Anyone! Give me an answer!"

⚰︎ Dirk has the biggest confliction of self preservation and his love of Dogs. He needs a hero to solve his problem!
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Friends Fur-Ever! Furfrously!
POSTED ON Sept 9, 2023 11:11:12 GMT
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Now usually, Dirk wasn't some deliverer boy, or part time worker, or some Odd Job smoocher ya know? He lived off a decades worth of savings, prize money, and whatever use he sorta had to. He lived on the road, with his Houndour!

However, twenty bucks to get a lil' Furfrou to a salon is twenty buck, ya know?

Even if he had to have a passenger on his bike, IT WAS TWENTY BUCKS!

Now, of course, besides the fact he had a good twenty pounds of fur alone siting besides his bike, he could only really scratch his head. Houndour sat on his shoulder, since his spot was about to get taken by the Furfrou for the trip.

"So..." He started, looking down at the Furfrou before him, he could only sigh. "Know any salons round 'ere? I ain't got a lick where I'm s'pose to drive us."

The Furfrou that probably couldn't see through that lump of hair atop its head and neck answered with its really sad "Frou..."

⚰︎ Furfrou is very sad about its hair atm. Dirk ain't got no idea where to go!
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Rocket's Red Glare [M]
POSTED ON Sept 9, 2023 10:55:41 GMT
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Dirk looked up at the Pink haired stranger, someone he literally never met once in his life. A complete and utter stranger who just asked and offered if he wanted to engage in some explosive nocturnal activity that would of no doubt rocked the neighborhood twice over.

Dirk was a man of principles, of free will and spirit. His, was a lifestyle that tried to recapture something, was channeling the dare devil of his youth... Yet, he was not a young man. He was somewhere in the middle of his lifetime, grown, mature, a figure that people should be looking at for how to, even if its a strange choice, steer their life towards. Not the young man he was attempting to emulate.

So what did, a mature man like Dirk 'Roads' Evans, say to this stranger who was probably about to something completely dastardly?

He brought his fist up into the universal symbol of ROCK N' ROLL AND STUCK HIS TONGUE OUT OF COURSE! "HELL YEAH, BROTHER!"

His tired span, sending rubber burning, tires squealing, and anticipation all throughout him and his pokemon! "LEAD THE WAY! TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT FOR ROCKIN' THIS CITY! KEKEKEKEKEKEKE!" His laughter was of the skulls, laughing skulls from even the greatest of Halloween decorations! You know the ones, with actual little sound boxes behind them!

"HOUNDOUR!" His Doggy Companion HOWLED TO THE SKY! The Blood pumped, and the Two partners were ready!

So ready, Dirk's bike's squeeling tires grabbed the ground as he let go of the break, and he began to circle the Truck his newfound best bud was in, ready and WAITING for the destination!

⚰︎ ITS TIME TO ROCK N' ROLL, BROTHER!
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UNOFFICIAL BIKER GANG CONSCRIPTION
POSTED ON Sept 9, 2023 10:40:19 GMT
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"Dour!" The dog practically laugh-growled at the Slug Woman pair

"Pfft, yeah Lady, not everyone knows some jumped up-" Dirk's mocking's died in his mouth as the blood left, followed by water, leaving him a shriveled husk with its finger raised as the burrito truck he just bought a lovely burrito from exploded with the force of a thousand thunderous burrito after effects.

Houndour, by his side, had its jaw open, its now dribbling, its eyes bulging from its head, completely white as a sheet.

Not even the burrito impacting Houndour and knocking him from the bike, nor the replacement burrito finding itself impaled upon his pointed finger broke them from their shock.

The Biker turned like a statue as the woman began speaking once again, the Biker only shriveled more and more, until there was nothing but the puckered remains of his face left to tell his tale. "N-n-n--n-n-n-no~! W-w-w-whill b-be h-h-h-h-h-happy to assssit!" Dirk huffed with suddenly very dry lips and mouth.

In a flash, Dirk had polished and brushed and made the spot the woman would sit- which would be behind him with skootched up in the seat to drive while she got the nice back of the chair like seat. She got to relax in the seat while Dirk got to make due with managing his posture himself.

Houndour did much the same to the center console where he himself reclined, sparkling fresh and clean that you could eat off of it! Ready for the Slug pokemon!

"R-right after you, Madam!"

⚰︎ Nice and polished seating arrangements!
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Calming a King
POSTED ON Sept 9, 2023 10:24:32 GMT
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Dirk and Houndour got the rather strange impression their boss wasn't impressed with them.

Which to be fair, if they were their boss, they didn't think they'd be very impressive...

Except in style of course!

Dirk and Houndour, showing how they really thought alike, ran a hand and paw respectively through their hair and Skullplate respectively.

"We're your men, Boss!" Dirk said with a thumb jabbed at his smirking face

"Houndour!" Agreed the pokemon at his side, doing a little doggy equivalent!

The men in question, shared a dubious look with each other at the bloodthirsty smirk on their Boss' face.

That then turned into them sharing a look of disbelief at their Boss' claim. Dirk actually raised a finger as if to contest that.

"Are you sure Boss-Pokemon could fit three-" His head turned to the door beside him "T-there wasn't anyone out there when we- s-should I?" Dirk reached a hand out to open the door

⚰︎ Horror movie moment.