"come on, lucario. for a fighting-type you sure lack vigor. where's that sense of adventure! don't you also wanna find that wormhole and visit ultraspace?" in his hand ian possessed a strange device that was hand built personally by him.

the name? wavefinder.

a device that was use to detect unconventional waves. ian hoped to have found a path that would open a portal soon, but as he emerged from his previous scenery. what ian would come to find would be something even better: heaven. he would come to be halted by the baking body that lacked proper sunscreen. unsure as to who the woman (evangeline) was, he couldn't exactly see her face and expect it to be the famous actress evangeline .

with a clock to the noggin by his lucario, he'd shout, "yowch!" rubbing his cheek. "that was just uncalled for, i was admiring art. this isn't somethin' you get to see everyday, y'know!" he was unaware of how loud and disturbing he was being upon scolding and informing lucario about the importance of being a "man". "now if you'll excuse me..." clearing his throat, the professor would come to slick back his hair.

bearing the face of a himbo, he'd lean upon the tentacruel, and with the smile of a goof, said, "like chemistry—baby—if i were a particle and you were a quantum potential, would you allow me to inspect your classically forbidden regions?" little did he know the woman was no stranger. "hey, lucario, it seems i've found some beryllium, gold, and titanium; because she is be-au-ti-ful!" lucario groaned in disgust, but ian didn't care.

eat your heart out, lucario.

"evangeline!?" quickly he'd retract himself. stepping away from the actress in shock. who would have thought fate would allow the two to cross paths once again? "y-you can just call me professor o or ian," the scientist chuckled. with disgust he'd look over to lucario, annoyed that he didn't utilize his aura senses to warn him of this encounter.

"just wha--" suddenly there was an unannounced visit from a group to arrive on shore. with lucario's DETECTION, he would utilize his quick movement to produce an AURA SPHERE in order to counter the incoming sludge bomb. the sludge scattered across the sandy shore, burning the surface with its toxins. "nice one, lucario! now..." he'd look to the oncoming trio, "...who the hell are they and what are they wearing?" he was enamored yet disgusted, more so worried about the weapons they possessed as well.

"lucario, my bag!" lucario had been carrying the professor's essential items. reaching into it, he would pull out his trusty old gadget: the shocker. which looked like a .38 special revolver, "don't worry," he whispered to evangeline, "it's totally not a real gun. i mean, well, it is. but nothing that'll harm them; i call it the shocker." pointing it at the trio who'd halt, he'd say, "take one more step and i shoot."

he doubt they had plan on listening, but this was their chance. "we should slowly back away and try to retreat for now, we need a plan." and that plan involved taking them out and robbing them of their loot. he wanted the outfits they were wearing, it looked as if it'd come in handy.