The closeness, the cuddling, the pillow talk was... unexpected. Nice.

Usually when you wanted to just fuck someone you made intentions clear, buried your bone, then that was it. Maybe Chu-e's experience with this was different than Leon Vercetti's. Maybe Leon was muddying the water.

"I was talking to Priam the other day," He wondered if Leon knew priam conrad. "and he figures we need some virgins for out next project.... at least this will make sure their chastity stays intact. Unless someone is really into sweaty cheese." He wrinkles his nose at that. If he met that person... they were banned from talking to him. Would only be put on the dangerous missions. No one should look forward to dick cheese.

There was a delighted and scandalized gasp from Chu-e.

"Priam is fucking Bryan? Delarosa?" Eyes crinkling up, a laugh bubbled from Chu-e's throat. A genuine one, which he looked to stifle by curling a hand over his mouth. It couldn't hide the upturn of the corners of his mouth, though, no matter how hard he tried. A small tear slipped into the corner of his eye, of joy, which he quickly wiped away. "Oh, those two will be a mess." But Chu-e was grinning through his teeth, chewing on his lower lip to keep from bursting out laughing again.

At Leon Vercetti's visible disgust, Chu-e, ever the sadist, seemed pleased with himself for causing the reaction.

"I'm going to throw them into a volcano. Earn Ho-Oh's blessings." But he shook his head quick, to go against the silly joke. One never knew if Leon might take him seriously. "Actually, it's just based on a silly rumor about Xerneus. Some stories say it only reveals itself to virgins? Figured we should attack every angle we could."

"Some legends say it does. Some says one of it's god properties is it makes people so horny they die if they don't fuck. Maybe it has a purity kink." Old lore was often contradictory at best. Neither of the statements that Chu-e said could be true. Maybe they both were. Legends were kind of just weird like that sometimes.

"Capture, most likely. Maybe see if we can get it to team up with Rocket. I'm sure someone here is unwashed or horny enough to be it's Avatar. From what I've seen, some of those Legendary assholes are less picky than they like to pretend." A few of the people he knew were Avatars came to mind. He wondered how the hell they could have even been picked to start. Low bars.

"I think they're like... chess pieces? Or something? They're only supposed to be picked in times of crisis or whatever... really tells you a lot since they didn't do shit in Kanto and only appear in Hoenn. This region is kind of a shitshow, isn't it?"

Leon Vercetti

"I don't think people are supposed to have power like that." He huffs, thinking back on what he's seem, on what he's heard and experienced with Avatars. "I can't really do anything about it though." Is grumbled out, followed by a light shiver and a puff of laughter at the kiss. At least that seemed to settle some of his hackles.

"Hmmmm. I can imagine. I came here by choice. Twice. Fucked up, right?" Chu-e gave a yawn, barely covering his mouth in time, eyes drifting shut slowly. This was nice... it was warm. Leon Vercetti smelled nice. Chu-e also found, in the back of his mind, that he wasn't as used to sleeping alone as he thought he was. Getting married, sleeping in bed with someone every night, you got addicted. Then that was ripped from him, made worse with time, and sinking against Leon was like getting that hit he needed. It was dangerous.

Chu-e didn't hesitate in draping am arm around the other. A small, sly grin etched back onto his face. Voice lowered, he whispered soft and sensual between them.

"You should come back to my office tomorrow. Need to break in my desk."