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Bill Anderson didn’t want any of his gum. His head though, that's more likely...[break][break]
“
It was an accident.” He responds, less of an apology and more of a blasé statement of fact. Fit with a casual shrug to boot. “
What d’you want me to do? Glue it back together for you?” An eyebrow is raised, defiant (foolishly so) as he feels the murderous waves radiating off the blonde – Bill's fury coating rebellion on his tongue. [break][break]
It seemed that the
Laurence Anderson and Articuno bug had released its grip on Angelo after a hard look in the metaphorical mirror… That, or the cracked reflection of his broken sunglasses.[break][break]
Speak of the devil however, and it shall appear. [break][break]
“
Oh. Lars, hey.” Angelo casually greets his friend, surrounded by destroyed merchandise bearing his face and the looming presence of the man he did not know was his father, ready to rip his neck from his shoulders. “
What’re you doing around here? Not looking for your own merchandise, I hope?” Considering it’s all gone… [break][break]
It's then that a blissfully unaware teenage staff member emerges from the back of the tent, holding onto porcelain with careful hands like she’s cradling a million fan’s hopes and dreams. [break][break]
“
Good news, we’ve found the last of our 'Laurence Anderson Father's Day mugs' stock out bac— Oh… Oh my. Oh my goodness! It’s THE Laurence Anderson! M-Marge! Marge come out here! It's Mr Lars!” Cue the small cashier fanning herself with her free hand, bouncing on the tips of her toes as she begins to wheeze half-way between hyperventilation and giddy laughter. [break][break]
“
Are these your friends? I’m so sorry but there’s only one ‘Number one Dad’ mug left…” She looks concerned before, with a dramatic gasp, holds the mug out towards Lars. “
As you’re here, sir! It would be wonderful if you could sign. I’m sure one of your friends here would treasure it!” The ‘or you could give it to me’ is left unsaid…
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