BUT IT'S NOT WHAT I WAS HOPING FOR

JCINK OR PROBOARDS? We're currently deliberating upon this potential move to the Jcink platform. Jcink has several tools that allow for automation of staffwork. Of course, it also has the added benefit of more mature content being allowed. Still! Nothing is confirmed. If you have any thoughts or opinions, please let me know!

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shiv

the machampion

he/him

July 17

Kanto

pansexual

gym leader

kyle lopez

married

5'7" height

i used to dream in the dark of palisades park.

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noah faber

Zac vs Noah [H✩T]

POSTED ON Jul 28, 2021 4:59:26 GMT

"aw, not the ya—" and like the pokemon move itself, noah is caught with the contagious airy pocket of a summer's yawn. "sabotage!"

he jokes.

thankfully, his hitmonchan does not dally. unwilling to be upstaged by the charjabug (too late, to be frank), it throws a watermelon and punches it to break it apart.

however, a chunk lands and impales itself on its spiky head.

"there better be nearby showers," noah laughs as he blends another triangle of fruit into his maw.

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Zac Ramsay

zac: 245
noah: 238

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The Robust

He/Him/His

Twenty-Eight

October 30th

Bevaridge Town

Biomesexual

Pokemon Educator/Vlogger/Biome Enthusiast

Avatar/Gym Leader/Elite Ranger

Ramsay Productions

All these little buggers have a little magic in 'em

685 height

See ya later, Feraligatr!

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Zac Ramsay

Zac vs Noah [H✩T]

POSTED ON Jul 28, 2021 14:40:38 GMT

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The whistle blew, and Zac sat down, chewing numbly on a chunk of rind. They were done., and he felt fuller than the overstuffed plush Zac Ramsays they were selling at the merch store. "You ever hear that old bit of housewives wisdom about eating watermelon seeds?" Zac asked, spitting a few of the black seeds out into a napkin. "About how they'll grow in your belly? Well I doubly hope it was just to spook kids, because if there's one person in danger of unwanted fruit growth it's me!" He laughed, and heaved himself up off his chair to go and shake hands with Noah.

"Fantastic match mate," Zac said. "Uh, both of them. I've never seen anyone move quite like you and your fighters. Great work the lot of you."

The judges tallied the points, weighed the scraps, and came over to Zac's table to award him the prize. It was a little medal with a watermelon in it, and a pair of the huge fruits to take home. "Whoa! Thanks so much, guys! Here, Noah," Zac said, tossing one of the melons to his partner in rind, "see ya at the next barbecue, ay?"

ZAC: 245 points
NOAH: 238 points

lmao thank you for the perfect gif Shiv!
Yucca F Overgrow/Nature Power, Detect, X-Scissor, Breaking Swipes, Thunder Punch, Leaf Blade

Kibou ♂ Run Away / Roost, Aqua Tail, Poison Jab, Dual Wingbeat, Scale Shot, Dig, Venomous Heaven-Buster

Tapu Bulu Grassy Terrain / Wood Hammer, Horn Leech, Nature's Madness, Zen Headbutt, Megahorn, Skull Bash, Z-MOVES

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played by

shiv

the machampion

he/him

July 17

Kanto

pansexual

gym leader

kyle lopez

married

5'7" height

i used to dream in the dark of palisades park.

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1,586 posts

DOLLARS

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noah faber

Zac vs Noah [H✩T]

POSTED ON Jul 29, 2021 7:02:03 GMT

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one hand goes to his stomach. the other goes to zac's handshake. in their exchange of sportsmanship, noah wonders if the man will indeed grow watermelons within his body if this was truly his third gluttonous banquet.

"you too, man. you too." noah peers to the side to check on his urshifu. it's busy drinking from a nearby water fountain for pokemon, washing the aftertaste of half-digested watermelon.

after the award is given and the time for departure arrives, noah is tossed a watermelon. he wonders if he should just let it fall instead.

no more watermelons for awhile. and that's on arceus.

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Zac Ramsay