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FERNANDO SILPH

[DOG]GONE IT KYLE LOPEZ!

POSTED ON Sept 1, 2021 1:43:46 GMT

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THE STORY OF A BEATEN CHAMPION WHO RETIRES TO A DOG CAFE
WITH THREE SSS RANK CHEAT HEROES

THE ANSWER IS SIMPLE. "I'm here with you," states plainly with a slight smile.

His Chatot SINGS out the next order while his Azumarill BOUNCES into place. The BUBBLEBEAM it spits up get directed by his Hattrem's PSYCHIC and manipulated into the right places.

"Enjoying yourself?"

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zenji jabami

[DOG]GONE IT KYLE LOPEZ!

POSTED ON Sept 1, 2021 5:31:05 GMT

zenji mindlessly roamed the venue. reflecting back on the individual who they served from earlier. "who was he..." he thought to himself. only to snap out of his deep thought and returned to entertaining the patrons.
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Katherine Fairburne

[DOG]GONE IT KYLE LOPEZ!

POSTED ON Sept 1, 2021 5:32:12 GMT

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while katherine tends to other customers in the restaurant, her pokemon continue to overwork themselves to fit fernando's standards. her drifblim's flare boost is pushed to the extreme while her dhelmise conjures a whirlpool to swirl the base of their tea latte.
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"Huh, what? No, no. We don't accept tips. I'll let the chef know you liked the food though!"
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she won't.

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[attr="class","pkmnparty"]
driflblim - flare boost - phantom force / strength sap / thunderbolt / gyro ball / icy wind / brutal swing

dhelmise - steelworker - heavy slam / energy ball / anchor shot / whirlpool

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POSTED ON Sept 1, 2021 5:40:26 GMT

"watching people who don't seem to fit the food industry work on one seems enjoyable enough," he answers fernando.

his eyes coincidentally find themselves straying to the clock. the smile forms on kyle's lips when the indication of their final moments in the establishment dawn.

"oh, we're ending our shift soon," he announces. "you guys going straight back to bed later too?"

he definitely would. he's powered up by sheer adrenaline from last night's charja-cola energy drinks and he's betting that he'll drop soon if past experiences are a reliable reference.

FERNANDO SILPH Katherine Fairburne zenji jabami

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[DOG]GONE IT KYLE LOPEZ!

POSTED ON Sept 1, 2021 5:57:36 GMT

DOGGONE IT KYLE LOPEZ!

THE STORY OF A BEATEN CHAMPION WHO RETIRES TO A DOG CAFE
WITH THREE SSS RANK CHEAT HEROES

“STRAIGHT TO BED?”

This time he doesn’t look up from his cooking. There’s too many cooks in the kitchen. The excess of Pokemon makes maneuvering difficult so he starts to verbally instruct him. Delegating them proves simple enough as long as they listen. It also suits him better.

“Did you pull an all-nighter, Lopez?”

That’s the only excuse he can surmise for the Champion considering the time of day. Anything else would just be lazy. Then again, it’s Lopez he’s talking to.

“Jabami! Fairburne!”

Fernando shouts for the front of house as more dishes pile up. His Porygon TRACES the last patterns into the Tea Latte before it’s placed onto the serving tray. Despite his Heatran’s LAVA PLUME, the roast coffee remains thick and solid, the coarse effects of being spat back out after his Lanturn SWALLOWS the remainder of its gurgle.

“Food’s up!”

Each fried egg is the perfect blend of light yellow. Several BARRAGES mixed with a soft DIZZY PUNCH causes the yolk to blend while still shelled. Perfection personified, as Fernando has the instructional video still playing in the background.

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[DOG]GONE IT KYLE LOPEZ!

POSTED ON Sept 1, 2021 6:22:34 GMT

FERNANDO SILPH's call caught his attention. he went to grab the order. he brought the order out and handed it to the next guest.
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Katherine Fairburne

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POSTED ON Sept 1, 2021 6:23:20 GMT

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For the last order, it appears that all of Katherine's pokemon opt to rest rather than involve themselves in the meticulous work that SYLVEON CUSTARD SLICE dish demanded. Much like their trainer, they leave this portion for Fernando (and perhaps kyle lopez too) to handle. Katherine tends to the last few customers before the strange, blond man who happened to own the stall arrives and ushers everyone to leave.
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Well, not before they serve him the final dish, but still.
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"Ahh..! Finally! We're all done now, aren't we? I need to sleep so bad. You guys don't even get it—" her eyes flit between the three men, resting upon kyle lopez at the end. "This wasn't too awful, though. I guess as long as you don't make a habit out of it, you can sign me up next time too."

[attr="class","ooc"] kyle lopez FERNANDO SILPH zenji jabami [break]

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POSTED ON Sept 1, 2021 6:28:32 GMT

"well, kinda. but that doesn't matter."

all-nighters were a common thing for him during releases of new games. he's well accustomed to it, but he still suffers from the consequences. at the very least, he doesn't blame anyone for them.

"oop, looks like time's up." he hangs the apron he barely used and recalls all pokemon.

when katherine talks to him, he gives her an appropriate response. "i guess i'll sign you up since you requested it." he won't sign his name up though. working was the worst.

FERNANDO SILPH Katherine Fairburne zenji jabami

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[DOG]GONE IT KYLE LOPEZ!

POSTED ON Sept 1, 2021 6:51:40 GMT

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THE STORY OF A BEATEN CHAMPION WHO RETIRES TO A DOG CAFE
WITH THREE SSS RANK CHEAT HEROES

WITH EVERYONE OUT OF THE KITCHEN, Fernando gets to work his real magic. He points out for his Porygon specifically to distort the kitchen into a TRICK ROOM. Slow and steady precision becomes noticeably faster as he concocts the most difficult dish on the menu.

“Take care,” he shouts as his companion leave for the shift change.

Back in the kitchen, a Slowking mulls over its CURIOUS MEDICINE. Even after applying Wheezing’s NETRUALIZING GAS, the liquid looks rancid with a vile purple tint.

“And a one, and a two,” Fernando trails off, eyeballing each Pokemon in quick succession.

HEAL BELL, PURIFY, and HEALER end up cleansing the liquid into something digestible. It changes from purple to a thick, creamy yellow, almost custard like as Fernando cautions a taste.

“Mmm,” he gauges, letting the Slowking lick the rest off his finger. Naturally, the Queen approves, pleased by the taste.

“And that’ll do it.”

With that the final dish is served.

“It wasn’t much!”

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