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POSTED ON Aug 13, 2021 6:30:04 GMT
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THE STORY OF A BEATEN CHAMPION WHO RETIRES TO A DOG CAFE
WITH THREE SSS RANK CHEAT HEROES



FERNANDO CAN COOK BUT HE’S NO CHEF. He lacks the creativity necessary to explore his palate with unknown mixtures. Concocting something freeform from a vast range of flavors leaves him both befuddled and hopeless.

It is through proper directions and precise measurements that he finds success. Following a recipe, and therefore instructions, proves simple enough that his own innate obedience carries his weight in the kitchen. But that’s hardly the appeal of having Fernando Eliard Silph cooking.

His SSS cheat skill is his complexity. It’s not the method of his cooking nor the sophistication of his dishes. No, Fernando adds an extra complexity to the fold that almost no one else can: the tried and true Silph battle style.

COOKING PREPARATION SET!

Several Fernandos take their positions. Their eyes are simple and far from the perfect IMPOSTER but their stance mimics him to the tee. Each one raises their hands, ready to churn.

EXECUTE!

The sound of mechanical whirling fills the kitchen as the Fernandos grind fresh coffee beans. An alluring scent picks up, perfect for the first line of customers that breach the rising dawn. A fine powder sits in the grinding canister.

Ready,” he shouts, rolling his wrist as he recovers from the repetitive movement.

In the middle of the kitchen, a Drifloon float above the rest. A rack full of freshly washed glasses sits between its hands. It waits until the moving bodies evacuate its spot before lowering, UNBURDENING itself of the cargo just in time for them to brew.





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POSTED ON Aug 13, 2021 13:51:48 GMT
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The number of dishes Katherine could make all by herself could be counted on the hand of a person with three missing fingers. In other words - just two. Instant ramen and a surprisingly savory tomato soup. Nevertheless, this was far from the first time she found herself working in a proper kitchen. Alongside Pokemon or just men, she's no stranger to these jobs.
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Hell, she probably had more experience than the rest of her party put together.
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A Chandelure floats by the womans’ side, its violet flame steadily providing an EMBER whenever the need for fire arises. It handles one task for Katherine’s team, which provides her with enough time to search for coffee too.
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For herself, that is. Why the hell did they sign up for the opening shift?
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“This sucks,” a complaint. She’ll have plenty of those by the time their shift is over. “Can one of you explain to me why are there customers here already?”

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kyle is wide awake, not because he's used to waking up extra early, but because he hasn't slept at all. he arrives at the kitchen from his job as a wait staff, waiting for the food to deliver it to the customers up front.

"have you seen our line up? fernando silph-- the fernando silph-- cooking for them? i'd pay good money for that too," he answers katherine.

kyle chose the shift for them without their knowledge. he thought there would be less people during the rush hours, but that apparently didn't stop them from getting the patented fernando silph food.

his vaporeon uses water gun to help with the dish and an appletun releases its sweet scent to help mask the taste of the food with an overwhelmingly good aroma. it's not needed, but just in case.

"but yeah, table four's waiting for eevee latte and scorbunny sandwich."



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with the order handled. zenji would partake in serving the dishes. normally he was casual complainer. but, for once, he had no comment on the subject at hand.

mainly because cooking wasn't exactly his specialty. it was as if anything zenji touched, that wasn't microwaveable, he'd utterly destroy it. a shameless secret, but thankfully he had his pokemon to help for the incoming challenge. now how exactly did he get pulled into this situation? zenji was still trying to figure that out himself.

bulbasaur, with VINE WHIP, handed zenji the order. shellos's STICK HOLD was the cherry on top. to learn that they possessed an edible substance was truly award worthy. "order up," zenji monotonously said.

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out of everyone in the group, he's pretty sure that the best cook was probably already him-- the one person working on the floor as a wait staff. living on his own and being cheap had its merits, one of them learning how to do the minor stuff in the kitchen.

he wasn't an expert, but he founds amusement in the ordeals the three had to deal in the background of the operation. he cracks a smile before taking the order finalized by the head scientist.

"anyways, it's not so bad in the kitchen, right?"

he turns and goes to the table of the customers who ordered the latte and the sandwich, making sure to mention the name of the people who made it. he's pretty sure that the big names are the only thing they can offer.

minun also does a sweet kiss as a goodbye when kyle cleans up the table next to it.




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“It’s dreadful, kyle.”
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Well, not really, but Katherine had a knack for exaggerating in cases like this. Having to deal with work she wasn’t interested in doing reminded her of dark times— her life before joining the League as a covert agent of Rocket.
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“It’s hot in here, it smells bad and this kitchen is too tiny for the number of chefs we have!”
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Yes, she was referring to the Ditto-replicas of the former councilman. She had her pokemon to thank for rescuing her from an unfortunate fate. Decidueye arrives in time to spread its leafage, providing a flowery aroma inside the restaurant that already uplifts his trainer’s mood.
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In addition, Atmos the Castform escapes from its capsule, breathing POWDER SNOW into the air. It cools the room considerably, further soothing Katherine in the process.

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POSTED ON Aug 13, 2021 23:56:19 GMT
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DOGGONE IT KYLE LOPEZ!


THE STORY OF A BEATEN CHAMPION WHO RETIRES TO A DOG CAFE
WITH THREE SSS RANK CHEAT HEROES



FERNANDO IS THE ONLY ONE NOT TO COMPLAIN. Being asked to follow simple instructions proves mindless. A welcome departure from his usual day-to-day. So, he lets the others vocalize their grievances while he waits for his laptop to read off the latest ticket.

Eiscue Caprese Salad: six Tamato berry slices, three MooZerella slices, garnished with olives and doused in olive oil.

The audio SHARPENS as instructions are read off from the instructional video.

Yes Chef!

Dit!

To!

Skee!

Each Pokemon responds with an acute, high pitch cry of confirmation before pursuing their own individual task. Plates are shuffled, ingredients pulled, before they follow the ingrained image of the Eiscue Caprese Salad. Fernando, unartistic without direction, makes sure his dish is nothing more than a replica of the picture on the screen.

Near the refrigerator, his Starmie uses its AURORA BEAM to create the basis of their shaved ice.





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"ice beam."

the final key ingredient was added. with that zenji would ring the bell, saying, "order up." once again. the group of young women would whisper amongst themselves. commenting on possessing a cool and mysterious air about her; obsessed with the woman's beauty as she donned the formal attire that was required. handsome and, being a older man, practically looked as if he invented the word 'refinement'.

they were attracting quite the crowd.
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"i think being stuck in there with two people who are both all work, no play are worse," he teases katherine as he takes the dishes for the next order and whisks them away from the kitchen.

the houndoom that was clearly an early bird spots the sylveon trying to take a nap. it nudges the pokemon awake until it gets back on its feet, ready to help kyle on the floor with a helping hand.

he comes back with a note about the next order and hangs it by the divide between the kitchen and the cash register. he leaves his duties for a moment to chat it up with the kitchen people.

"weird dude's at table two. i think he's a robot. you think i should accidentally spill water to test my theory?"



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Chop. Chop. Chop.
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A new joins the fray. Katherine’s Zoroark manifests with an illusion veiling its true form, turning him into another replica of the CEO. The illusion fades at times, faltering when the Dark-type utilizes its ability to HONE ITS CLAWS before FURY SWIPING at vegetables that needed to be cut into thin pieces.
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No customer of hers will receive fat slices of Tamato berry hiding between their hamburger buns.
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"A robot? Seriously?" she sounds skeptical, but not enough to step out of the kitchen to see for herself. instead, she merely glimpses at the odd man, judging him from afar. ".. Okay, I kinda see it. You should do it. Aim for their... face?" a moment of pause.
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"wait, no! that'd be too obvious. aim for where you'd hide their charging port."

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DOGGONE IT KYLE LOPEZ!


THE STORY OF A BEATEN CHAMPION WHO RETIRES TO A DOG CAFE
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FERNANDO CUTS FOR A BREAK AS HIS ALCREMIE TAKES OVER. Decorating requires a steady hand and the ability to improvise should a pattern go awry. Thankfully, the constant FAIRY WIND from his Alcremie makes sure it DECORATES in a symmetrical pattern.

He peers past the kitchen window and onto the main floor. What he sees is a man of distinction, not unlike himself. The fact Katherine and Kyle see something different perplexes him but he doesn’t bother trying to spot the anomaly.

What do you mean? He looks perfectly normal to me.





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"flamethrower."

the sneasel burgers were cooked to proper temperature. "order up," zenji said. serving the odd customer his order. "anomalies?"

zenji watched as the odd fellow walked away with his order.
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Katherine’s Tsareena rapid spins, twirling for entertainment. Many of the customers appear charmed by the majestic forest queen. In addition, the elite four’s Decidueye returns to spread its LEAFAGE, providing a more floral aroma within the restaurant. For a fleeting moment, it feels like they’re in Alola and not Hoenn.
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“Kyle!”
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From within the Kitchen, shortly before a peculiar Umbreon escapes from its capsule, Kat calls out for the part champion, part waiter.
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“Well? Did you do it?”
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As if on cue, moonlight shines from the feline’s neon-yellow rings. It appeared just as ecstatic to hear the conclusion to the story as its trainer was. A cat in a dog's restaurant was certainly unnatural, but not as unnatural as the four of them working the opening shift.

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POSTED ON Aug 16, 2021 8:11:02 GMT
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DOGGONE IT KYLE LOPEZ!


THE STORY OF A BEATEN CHAMPION WHO RETIRES TO A DOG CAFE
WITH THREE SSS RANK CHEAT HEROES



IN THE KITCHEN, an ICE BALL is carved for iced coffee. Sharp claws crack the sphere into more manageable pieces. They sit in the glass, cooling it, well before the coffee is poured. Fernando blends the mixture with a full cup of heavy cream before letting it sit. The way brown and white mingles creates an appetizing caramel that perspires under well fashioned lighting.

Fernando stays his place in the kitchen. The way his Glastrier BULLDOZES through lives up to the phrase a 'Tauros in a Sinistea shop'. The more room the better as Katherine and Kyle gravitate toward the front and out of the kitchen.





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klinklang continued to GEAR GRIND the most important ingredient when it came to iced coffee. while doing that, zenji would hand the customers their finished order. this one would be the last of the TEDDIURSA ICED COFFEE, for now.

the FLAME WHEELing chimchar finished roasting the final CHEESY ROWLET PIZZA. a interesting combination. zenji would have try the pizza and iced coffee beverage together one of these days.

ooc: borrowed klinklang from .
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