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POSTED ON Nov 15, 2021 16:44:14 GMT
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What the fucking shit did they expect them to do!?

Kris thought to themselves as they struggled to push the large box on wheels themselves with a pokemon Kris has to traffick into Slateport City. Kris can barely move it by themselves due to how baby-sized they are. "Damn my baby legs and arms!" Kris gasped as they pushed the comically large box by themselves. It barely moved an inch.

Kris would keep pushing and pushing until it moved forward. Which is barely did, this is going to take all night, isn't it? Ugh, fuck team rocket right now!

"Suck my --- ughhhhhhh why is this so heavy!"IS there a fucking heavy ass Ground-Type in it?
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POSTED ON Nov 15, 2021 21:20:54 GMT
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From the darkness, a set of hands grasped the box that @kris was trying so hard to push.

Except it was just Temp, so it was fine.

"Woah there lil bro! Don't hurt yourself!"

Since Temp was very large, both in height and muscle mass, he easily shoved the box along for a few paces.

"Sorry I'm late, dude! I got all hung up at my day job!"
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POSTED ON Nov 15, 2021 23:14:54 GMT
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TOTALLY NOT A HUSTLE!


A CHANCE ENCOUNTER



A PITIFUL MEW comes from within the box. a newborn shinx topples over itself as the two rockets cart their cargo from the warehouse to their vehicle outside.

based on the pokemon’s size, and patchy discolored fur, it’s hardly grown enough to separate from its mother. in a perfect world, it would nest for a few more weeks before being adopted out to a suitable trainer. but this is far from perfect; this is hoenn.

the unique pattern on its fur makes it invaluable. shiny, even. such a pokemon would go for obscene prices on the black market, evident in how quickly they’re scooped up. to the avid collector, these pokemon are more status symbols than living, breathing creatures.

and as the shinx cries out once more, the backend of the warehouse crumbles. something has come crashing in. dust and rubble hide its position but the luxray sees all. glowering eyes pierce through objects and walls, able to spot its targets from a distance.

a single THUNDERBOLT is aimed directly at one of them. for this pokemon shows no mercy to those who’ve wronged it. such aggression is only found in one type of pokemon.

WHAT WILL YOU DO?
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POSTED ON Nov 16, 2021 0:01:49 GMT
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"Shut it!"

Kris slammed a fist against the box to shut up the little Shinx whining inside the box. "You're lucky you are a Shiny, or else I would have Omega rip you apar-Holy shit, this is heavy!" Kris whined as they puffed up their cheeks like a pachirisu with a full cheek pouch as they struggled to push the box forward until an extra pair of hands started helping move the box above Kris' head. Kris lets out a relieved sigh as the cargo box moved much more quickly towards the moving vehicle they drove here on their own.

"It's okay, dude, I got most of the job done already-we just need to drive this here babe out of town, and we'd golden-" Suddenly, while Kris' helps cart and strap down the cargo into the vehicle. The backend wall of the warehouse came crashing down and revealed a fucked up Luxray.

Kris-not being one to gawk when things could be dangerous-sent out Beta the Porygon2 out of its pokeball. And without a moment's hesitation when they saw it getting aggressive by sparkling with static sparks-Kris yelled out at Beta-"Beta use Magic coat!" When Beta is using its defensive attack-Kris looks at and yells out "Hey, this Luxray is fucked up-get ready for a fight!" Kris yelled out as they focused back on the fight.
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"Aw, come on bro. It's just scared." It was a shame. The tree hugger inside of Temp really wanted to let the pokemon inside go or at least care for it till it could take care of itself. Sadly, he knew with Rocket it was better to just suck it up and deal with it so he could get by... This was why he hardly ever came out on missions and just helped with training. It always made him sad.

Then the warehouse wall came down and Temp and @kris has more to worry about than sentimentality.

It was a shame for Spiral as well. Since Temp was currently romantically involved with , you would think that he could recognize a Shadow Pokemon when he saw it. But, Temp was pretty dumb when it came to this stuff, so while he figured it was weird and kind of familiar, the two thoughts did not connect in his mind and probably wouldn't much until later.

Kris acted first, which was okay, as Temp was...

"Dude, I'm a water type user! All my pokemon are fish!" His mom's pokemon were too old to fight and his dogs were... well, they were his house pets. His only 'battle ready' pokemon were his Gym pokemon. Problem was, well, they were fish. Most of them would be useless on land and the ones he might be able to use, like his Lapras, would have a harder time moving around. Not to mention weaknesses!

"Ah, fuck...." Fumbling at his belt where his pokeballs were clipped, Temp remembered one other pokemon he had. It was a prize he had picked up from the Hoenn Star Tournament back in the summer. He hadn't used it much but maybe.... "Uh, Bongo!" The Zarude was thrown out, who fluffed up and screeched in monkey-flavored anger.

Temp didn't use him much because... he was pretty unruly....

"Bongo! Bite the hell out of it!" Screeching again, the Zarude charged forward to try and do just that.
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POSTED ON Nov 16, 2021 20:38:55 GMT
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TOTALLY NOT A HUSTLE!


A CHANCE ENCOUNTER



LIGHTNING STRIKES! the luxray’s THUNDERBOLT strikes the empty cart between them. bolts burst upon impact, raining sparks onto their clothes and any exposed skin.

while kris’ porygon shimmers with an illustrious MAGIC COAT, temp’s zarude charged in to exchange teeth marks. aimed THUNDERBOLTS rain down on the unruly primate, narrowly missing until the ape is able to get into melee distance.

however, its attempt to snack on the luxray is met with surprising resistance. the feline seems more than able to wrestle, grappling the bipedal pokemon into a game of SUBMISSION, claw extended and razor sharp canines willing to exchange hands with the best of them.

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POSTED ON Nov 17, 2021 8:03:37 GMT
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"Why do you only have-Whatever just do something!?" Kris yelled out in annoyance as the out-of-control Luxray started shooting off thunderbolts on the battlefield-it was different, but Kris could not put their finger on why. Suddenly let out a Pokemon that Kris had never seen before, to which they responded with-"What the fuck is that-whatever it's something! let's deal with it quickly!" Temp would then use then have his freaky monkey pokemon bite the wild Luxray. Kris is shielding their flesh from the sparks by putting up their hood and putting on their goggles. Thank god, for their protective gear. Otherwise they would have an apricorn's chance in a fire at this rate!

Beta has been taking the Blunt force of the thunderbolts to power up its mirror coat. Until Kris felt it was powerful enough to damage that wild cat with this next attack. Kris yelled out "Conversion 2, Beta!" their Loyal Proygon2 listened and suddenly the thunderbolt would have no effect on Beta as it changes itself to a ground-typing. And Kris got prepared for their next attack of Tri-attack. 
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POSTED ON Nov 18, 2021 0:33:58 GMT
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Bongo let out a horrible monkey shriek and started to Thrash around in the hold of Luxray. Like hell he was going to let some big cat snack on him! He bared his teeth at the Luxray with a threatening smile, claws ready to try and tear the strange pokemon off him.

Temp, meanwhile, didn't really like being bossed around by this kid when some emergency was going on. However, the pipsqueak looked like he was ten, so Temp wasn't about to complain. Or let @kris take the harder risks in this scenario. He was not a smart man but this was what his whole challenge was about, wasn't it? Putting two and two together. Thinking deeper.

"Get the fuck out of here, kid! That thing is weird!" Hopping into the still open truck, Temp grabbed for the container with the Shinx in it. It was easy to open, meant to keep stuff in rather than keep it out, and soon he had scooped up the baby pokemon into his arms, careful to cradle it securely against his chest.

"Hey! Stinky smelly cat! Look what I have!" Temp jumped back down as he yelled, making sure the Luxray could see.

And then he turned around to book it out of the place as fast as he could, hoping to draw it away.
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POSTED ON Nov 29, 2021 20:25:52 GMT
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TOTALLY NOT A HUSTLE!


A CHANCE ENCOUNTER



THUNDER SPLITS THE SKY in two as a spear of searing electricity lambasts the entangled beasts. the heat scorches pavement, leaving cinders of burnt fur and dried blood. any damage the luxray sustains from using itself as a conduit is invisible under the visage of a hateful beast.

the persistent goading from the whimerping shinx is enough to divert the pokemon’s attention. several beams of TRI-ATTACK fly past, some leaving their marks against its jet black mane. but that isn’t enough to deter its one-track mind.

as temp’s zarude THRASHES free from a possible SUBMISSION hold, the luxray beams straight for temp. no matter where he runs, what he hides behind, the pokemon seems to have perfect vision of him. like the apex predator it is, it hunts him swiftly, black miasma shrouding it as it lead straight into the truck.

a SHADOW END tears through metal and plastic as if it were nothing more than paper. the coarse sparks of its DISCHARGE sparkle like wildfire, catching on exposed gasoline and causing their getaway vehicle to explode abruptly.

the flames flare and by the time they recover from the blast’s shockwaves, the pokemon is gone.

THE LUXRAY HAS FLED!
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Temp is separated from his partner in the onslaught of events, electricity whizzing narrowly past his head. There was still that faint tugging at the back of his mind, like he should recognize something about the Luxray, but right now that was blocked off by the desire to just survive this.

The Zarude howled and thumped his fists on the ground when the Luxray tried to escape him. He gave chase, hooting and screeching all the while, using his vines and dexterity to leap from space to space. He was too low, though, and soon after the explosion he had lost sight of the dark lion.

Temp, too, had barely ended up just outside the warehouse. His back was sore and a few bits of shrapnel in the form of twisted metal, glass, and plastic had pierced or scraped him from the explosion. Hitting the ground hard, he rolled onto his side, curling to try and protect the squirming cub in his arms.

All was quiet and tense.

His Zarude walked over and stood over him, baring his teeth at his Trainer but otherwise making no move to attack, wild and vicious.

Quiet as the building started to catch a larger fire behind him.

Temp glanced down at the Shinx, eyes still closed and crying, shifting his arms to check it for injuries, give it a few pets on the head.

A sigh as his heart thumped in his ears.

Rocket wouldn't miss one pokemon, right? Plus, he was fucking one of the guys in charge... and the place had just kind of blown up...

Temp is going to attempt too steal keep the baby Shinx
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Pushing himself to his feet, Temp groaned. The Shinx meowed in his arms, pitiful, and Temp shifted his arms lightly to make it more comfortable. He sighed and ended up petting the pokemon's head. Taking out one of his pokeballs, he tapped the Shinx. Thankfully it was still 'wild' since it was being sold...

Sighing, Temp also called back his Zarude. The pokemon had been very useful but he just didn't trust the monkey yet....

So Temp started to hobble his way home.
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