Oz
He/Him
34
July 11
Hau'oli City
Heterosexual
CEO of Adebayo Holdings
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Ozni Adebayo
Arctozolt Shenanigans [O]
POSTED ON Jul 30, 2023 9:15:41 GMT
[nospaces] [attr="class","gunstest7"] [attr="class","body"] [attr="class","sideinfo"] [attr="class","charimage"] [attr="class","text"]Ozni grinned. Again, he ruffled the dragon’s feathers. “What I don’t get is why it changes what happens to the ones that are alive.” Sure, it was whatever if they wanted to ban the practice. But it was something else entirely to look down on the ones that already existed. “My baby girl is NOT going back in the test tube.” Abomination or not, the little ball of ice and fluff had been more than worth it. [break][break]
The blue-eyed man winked. “The same to you, babe.” He paused for a moment before his smile returned. “My dinosaur has sneezed on far worse people.” Though not the kind of guy who always thought with the wrong head, he couldn’t help but admire the assets in front of him. He was a gentleman, not blind. At the talk of a walk, he nodded. “Fine by me. I spend too much time in an office.” Even with the giant picture windows, nothing quite matched strolling in actual grass. Especially when it didn’t look like it was fake or trimmed by a gardener with nose-hair trimmers. [break][break]
But, if he was embarrassed, he didn’t show it. Instead, he snapped the girl a sloppy salute and turned toward his destination. After a brief glance at his phone’s map, he headed down a nearby alley. “Welcome to Adebayo’s Self-Guided Tours! On your right, you’ll see a half-full dumpster with a very unsanitary pillow poking out.” He then gestured grandly to a nearby fire escape. “And, there, you’ll see the master’s penultimate piece—Tetanus Rising.” Each time he pointed, the Arctozolt would lunge in that direction, chasing his shadow with excited chirps.[break][break]
“You got it—” Oz agreed from outside. He turned toward the club's store. “Maybe I’ll pick up some golf shoes.” It’d probably stop the lady behind the desk from glaring at him like he’d brought in a flea. It’d also give him something to do besides stand awkwardly outside the lady’s showers. When she called out, his eyes widened in shock. I’ll have to have them credit the robe. The talk of snot got rid of any idea of scolding her though. “Yeah, the stuff’s like glue. She’s ruined a few pairs of shorts.” But, thanks to her new allergy meds, they’d gone ages without an incident. So much for that.[break][break]
Watching the girl schmooze with ICEE made Ozni think of Pretty Womann. Like he was pulling a Princess Diaries or What Not to Wear makeover. After slipping the salesperson a hundred-dollar bill, he followed to the waiting area outside the dressing room. [break][break]
Each time she emerged, he met her quips with one of his own. Honestly, he figured this lady could pull off a paper bag. Though, even if that middle look slayed, he could do without the terrible accent. “I do like cute, but ICEE’s got you beat there.” Pigtails always made him feel like a pedophile somehow. That or like he was shmoozing with the Wendy’s girl. The third one, meanwhile, made him shiver in the wrong ways. “And I get enough of Devil Wears Prada as it is.” He knew the type. They’d eat his liver if he could. [break][break]
At the question, he grinned. “I think you look great in all of them.” A dark finger rose, an indicator for pause. “But I’m game for a mix of one and two—let those locks fly, babe.”
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