BALLONLEA

"Hi, hi. It's me, your boy! Who's the other guy?"

aaron faust FERNANDO SILPH

BALLONLEA

"oh, uh. i'm aaron. also, should we, uh, be standing so close to this purple shit?"

priam conrad FERNANDO SILPH

BALLONLEA

"It's... pervasive."

one of the poisonous hands sprouts.

"...! Behind!"

aaron faust priam conrad

BALLONLEA

-priam narrowly dodges it-

"Good thing you called it so I can dodge. I'm so agile and shit, we're gonna be so good at this and-"

-priam recalls his cherrim-

"-and, you guys deal with that."

aaron faust FERNANDO SILPH

BALLONLEA

*aaron also dodges it*

"what the fuck is that?! some mmo mob type shit?"

*he commands his xatu to use PSYCHIC on it*

"don't worry, man. i think i got it."

priam conrad FERNANDO SILPH

BALLONLEA

"Hm."

the hand falls.

"I suppose that is the challenge we must heroically overcome."

aaron faust priam conrad

BALLONLEA

"thanks, man! do we just beat all of 'em up and it fills out the requirement?"

aaron faust FERNANDO SILPH

BALLONLEA

"it came out of the purple shit, yeah? won't they just spawn infinitely until we get rid of it?"

priam conrad FERNANDO SILPH

BALLONLEA

"The poison is plaguing the land. We must do more than remove it."

"The story of how we overcame it is what will reawaken the Hero of Many Battles."

aaron faust priam conrad

BALLONLEA

"so we just beat 'em up, but be more extra...? i don't get it."

aaron faust FERNANDO SILPH

BALLONLEA

"uh, yeah, i guess we can beat 'em up but more extra or whatever the fuck if that's what it takes to make this city less purple."

priam conrad FERNANDO SILPH

BALLONLEA

"Well, what do you think will set us free?"

aaron faust priam conrad

BALLONLEA

"an expedition to kill the big bad boss! like, hear me out! there's like a boss baddie out there and we just crush it with brute force and our overly skillful, uh, skills! yeah? yeah!"

aaron faust FERNANDO SILPH