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Sitting on the back of his togekiss, like the lazy bastard he is, Leyon survey's the safari zone. He's gone a pair of sunglasses on, some SPF to block the rays, and clothes like some kind of vacationer. Why?[break][break]

Cause it's his day off bitch.[break][break]

"Alright ya hammer lovin' bitch come to papa."[break][break]

Leyon's usual approach to catching pokémon in the wild comes into play, beckoning them with insults. Hopefully it'll ring true.



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[attr="class","wildtitle"]A WILD ROOKIDEE APPEARED!

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[attr="class","wildtab"]
[attr="class","wildtabox"] FEMALE
[attr="class","wildtabox2"] KEEN EYE
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[attr="class","wildtabox2"]LEER
[attr="class","wildtabox"]POWER TRIP
[attr="class","wildtabox2"]HONE CLAWS
[attr="class","wildtabox"]DEFOG
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Y'know what it was getting? Fucking late, that's what. Leyon was seeing pokémon after pokémon of shit he just didn't want. A scowl forms on his face as he lays on the back of his togekiss looking like he might just die of sheer and utter boredom.[break][break]

"Aaarrrgggghhhhh fuck it!"[break][break]

Throwing a safari ball at the nearest thing he can find, a poor little rookidee, he snorts through his nostrils in anger and basically growls.[break][break]

"Give me a pink fucker! I want that little hammer wielding badass, dammit!"[break][break]

Maybe his rage would scare one out of hiding...



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[attr="class","wildtitle"]A WILD AXEW APPEARED!

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[attr="class","wildtab"]
[attr="class","wildtabox"] MALE
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[attr="class","wildtabox2"]ASSURANCE
[attr="class","wildtabox"]SLASH
[attr="class","wildtabox2"]SCARY FACE
[attr="class","wildtabox"]IRON TAIL
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When his togekiss started to shake, Leyon made a face. "Dude, fuck's wrong with you? This outburst is hardly different than most of my—"[break][break]

Out of the bushes came some kinda disgusting tiny green dragon thing. Leyon's expression shifted to one lacking all amusement and holding complete offense.[break][break]

"What in the hell... ew, no, ick. Air slash that bitch."[break][break]

Though unnerved by the axew's ability, togekiss did as it was asked. An air slash was sent its way, sending it back into the grass.[break][break]

"Now let's go find that lil pink thing."[break][break]

He didn't even have the audacity to try and remember the tinkaton's name...



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[attr="class","wildtitle"]A WILD NINCADA APPEARED!

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[attr="class","wildtab"]
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[attr="class","wildtabox"]METAL CLAW
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"Whhhhyyyyyy am I cursed?" Leyon complains, laying on his back and staring at the sky. "I just want, a pink thingie with a hammer. Is that too much to ask?"[break][break]

His togekiss wondered how he was supposed to find anything while staring at the sky complaining, but the togekiss floats along with Leyon on his back anyway. Like a good boy, he is on the look out for the pink thing.[break][break]

What comes about is a bug type. Leyon's unaware, rambling on and on about woe is him and how bad life is.[break][break]

Togekiss gives a small warning with his eyes for the bug to run and it follows the order, immediately using its ability to, in fact, run away.



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[attr="class","wildtitle"]THE NINCADA FLEES!

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[attr="class","wildtab"]
[attr="class","wildtabox"] MALE
[attr="class","wildtabox2"] RUN AWAY
[attr="class","wildtabox"]METAL CLAW
[attr="class","wildtabox2"]DIG
[attr="class","wildtabox"]FALSE SWIPE
[attr="class","wildtabox2"]ABSORB
[attr="class","wildtabox"]BUG BITE
[attr="class","wildtabox2"] ---

[attr="class","wildtag"]

[attr="class","wildnote"] THE SAFARI WARDEN CALLS YOU BACK!