hairlequins [frou-frou furfrous]

i used to dream in the dark of palisades park

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Kelpie
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Calpurnia Kubrick
hairlequins [frou-frou furfrous]
POSTED ON May 11, 2024 13:56:31 GMT
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The elder Kubrick sighs. It was a rather ironic statement coming from her daughter. Most children had never left this blighted hellhole, much less spent summers abroad. “Only losers blame the system, Cassandra.” Truly smart people learned to work with what they were given. You had to truly master the world before you could change it. At the talk of time off, Calpurnia laughed. “Because teenagers are so excited to spend time with their mothers.” Certainly, the break was lovely. But her true job didn’t exactly adhere to public holidays.
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Though exasperated, her sigh is brimming with fondness. Though she leans in closer, she sees nothing but brown, empty voids. This dog looks no different from the scores of others in the region—it was just dirtier. “You sound like a phrenologist, love.” That or a truly desperate empath, eager to connect with anything they might encounter. “It’s just a dog.” Purrseus huffs in haughty agreement, peering down at the tub with the authority of an imperator. The beast’s wagging tail and easy smile earn a wrinkled nose. There would be no appealing to her better nature.
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With the discovery of the collar, Calpurnia murmurs a word of thanks to the useless goat who had made their world. It would save her from having to listen to Cassie’s begging. A manicured hand drops to her pocket but pauses just short of pulling out her phone. “My, my, Cass. Someone’s forgetting her manners.” Respect was the only thing that kept her household in balance, and she wouldn’t let simple excitement peel it apart. Still, she does dial the number, waiting for her daughter to remedy her mess before hitting call.
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At the talk of familiarity, Kelpie leans forward. Then, she laughs. “Hah! How the mighty do fall!” The last she’d seen of the champion Furfrou breeder was a disastrous Tupperware party. The woman had the audacity to tease her about a recent haircut. “This mutt must be Achilles.” The dog perks up at his name.
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Another resigned sigh follows, but this one is tainted with a touch of longing. “Are you sure we can’t just throw him back out?”

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Uh soft calpurnia is soft?




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cass, cassie
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Cassandra Kubrick
hairlequins [frou-frou furfrous]
POSTED ON May 18, 2024 15:08:00 GMT
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Cass' expression clearly expresses disagreement, but ... she sighs. "What else am I supposed to do?" she murmurs. The state of the world is disheartening to say the least, and she has no idea where to even start. So she doesn't, returning to the comfortable bubble of her life. There's a small smile on her face, actually, at her mother's words. "I mean, sometimes, it's not that bad," she finds herself admitting in fact, inspired by the ever-growing hole in her life that is her father's absence and her mother's busy work. Even if, yeah, these words will definitely be taken back within the next few days, for sure - puberty doesn't know too much place for sweet honesty.

The student appears actually shocked at being called a phrenologist, but the worst part is how she doesn't even really have a rebuttal for it. "It's...!" she says, puffing her cheeks in lieu of any fact that she could use to help her point. Because, objectively speaking, her mother is correct there. In her heart, however, she knows that not to be true. There's something about the Furfrou that's standing out. "It hasn't made any problems yet, has it?" is the only thing that comes to her mind that she can fall back to.

That, and the collar that starts to be unearthed beneath all that dirt. In the excitement, she does indeed forget manners, and also- uh, what has been wrong with what she said? But turning to look away from the collar to her mother made her remember. She does her best to mask away the ooops sentiment, clearing her throat before she repeats, "Could you please call this number for me, dear mother?" ... ... Okay, maybe she really didn't have to go full historic on that one.

Then, she blinks. And looks back at the pokémon. And then back to her mother. And. "Achilles? That-?" she asks, bewildered - but now much of the mud and dirt is gone, the fur below ... actually. Yeah. This ... "I never would've recognised him." There's a faint smile on her face as she thinks about the purebred dog having fun out in the mud, freed from the general expectations of his owner ... before it turns into a slight shock. "Mom! We can't do that. Also, we already got so far." The Furfrou's now looking mostly clean, and there's only one thing left to do ...

"Hey, let's give him the best haircut ever, how about it?" she asks, trying her best to stay serious. "Then Mrs Dressler won't be able to say anything about haircuts anymore." Which, honestly, a stretch clearly motivated by Cass' desire to give the Furfrou a haircut. (One of her hands is also buried in the wet fur, and it's silky.) "There's a Furfrou show in a couple of hours, and she won't be able to change anything about the cut, and if she wins with this ...!"

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Calpurnia Kubrick
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POSTED ON May 29, 2024 13:25:21 GMT
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A lady knows when she’s lost. This is a lesson her daughter seems to have forgotten. She continues to protest long after she should have flown the white flag. But that was the beauty of teenagers, wasn’t it? They were as stubborn as Mudsdale. Fortunately, Mommy dearest had the stamina to match. The flimsy defense is torn apart by harpy claws. “It’s been ten minutes.”
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The Pride and Prejudice mockery makes Calpurnia laugh. There are times she thinks her children were swapped at birth. Then, there are moments like this. Times that make her certain these cretins are hers “I would be ever so delighted, lovely daughter.” The elder woman hums with a tight-lipped smile.

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With her finger hovering over the call button, the violet-haired woman pauses. “I certainly didn’t.” She did quite enjoy the look of street waif on him. It was quite fitting for such a lowdown mutt. “But you can never doubt the power of a good haircut.” At her daughter’s scolding, Calpurnia sighs. “I’m just joking!” A hand splayed across her chest in faux offense, but the only thing fake is her defense. “What sort of monster do you take me for?”

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The suggestion is met with a stunned blink. “You want to give the dog,...a haircut?” The incredulousness doesn’t fade with the explanation. She remembers her daughter’s previous attempts at styling hair. Mostly the bangs incident. The idea that an amateur would win anything is laughable. This dog would end up the laughingstock of the Blue Ribbon circuit. And, by extension, Dressler too.
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“What a wonderful idea!” Calpurnia chirped. “Let me get daddy’s clippers!” It wasn’t like he was using the things anyway. Purrseus hid a snicker behind a lifted paw.

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Uh soft calpurnia is soft?




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Cassandra Kubrick
hairlequins [frou-frou furfrous]
POSTED ON Jun 10, 2024 15:44:59 GMT
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There's universes and timelines in which Cass might be more eloquent. However, this Cass here right now has all the words in her mind, but together they simply make up a, "And?" Her tone is bristling a bit with defeat, but she's still hanging on - in theory. As there's arguments! in theory. (Yeah, maybe she lost that one.)

Cass laughs as Calpurnia also leans into the Jane-Austen-period speech, but there's things still preventing this call from being made. Her shock at her mother's words are quickly calmed down by her reassurance, even if some words flash into her mind again. Legal jargon, mostly, that she still dares not to understand - but there's something in the shadow, she feels. Something she isn't ready to face ... yet.

She doesn't have much time to think about it, as her mother unexpectedly agrees with glee. Now, that's reason for a bit of doubt, but also. "Really? Amazing!" she beams. Now, she doesn't really question her mother's intentions at all. "I've practiced a lot since last time, and I'm getting better ..." she carefully orders the strands of fur on the Furfrou, before drying her hands and tying her hair into a ponytail. Maybe she did also spend quite some time on hairdressing practice, ahem.

The mention of dad always hurts a bit, when she's remembering his absence, but she nods with a smile. "I'll get Achilles a bit dried up!" As before, Achilles seems to be entirely used to the procedure, not batting an eye at everything going on at all. "Now, let's see what we might do ... Do you have anything you prefer? Maybe something star shaped? I think yellow would fit you, but I'm not sure if we got any for that ..." While generally approving of dyes, she also is somewhat reluctant towards them - especially towards her own hair, which also makes her feel like a hypocrite.

"Mom, what do you think we should go for?" she asks once her mother returns with the necessary tools.

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Kelpie
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Calpurnia Kubrick
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POSTED ON Jun 24, 2024 23:22:57 GMT
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If it were anyone but her daughter, Calpurnia would have gone for the throat. That last dose of venom would have come courtesy of a final barbed comment. Only then would the predator have backed away to bask in her superiority. But silly kittens could be indulged. Instead, purple eyes simply rolled skyward. Her chest rumbled softly in a noncommital, “Mhm.”
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That gleeful look is met with a laugh. Her head shakes as her daughter turns around, looking more like a finger-painting toddler than a young woman. She really is naive. What are we going to do with her? Just what she was asking was up to debate. She wasn’t a superstitious woman. She believed death led to worm food. But, for some reason, she still acted like her hubby could hear her. She recalls a time with a younger girl chasing Purrseus around the house with daddy’s face trimmer. Half of the puff on his tail was already gone as was an eyebrow. “Have you?” Up went a carefully plucked brow. “And what exactly were you practicing on?"
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As the tub water drains—looking like weak mocha—Calpurnia stood up. Little wet circles mark her silken pajama bottoms. There’s a pause as her daughter turns toward her.Oh, she really wants to throw the poor doll to the wolves. The woman resists the urge to smirk. “Well, I don’t make a good blonde, but—” She pulls open the vanity door. From it comes a bottle of expensive hair dye—the exact same color as the scientist’s hair.
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“This could work—” And it’d be a delicious revenge. Making that old bird look at a color she despised until the mutt’s hair grew back out. “I’ll leave you to it, love.” She pulled out her phone. “I have a call to make.”
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As the door closed behind her, a sickly sweet voice could be heard. Beep! Beep! Beep!
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An irritable voice picked up on the other hand. “Hello, sweetheart! It’s been so long!” What exactly this dance of alpha women looked like would be lost behind the echo of hair trimmers.


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Uh soft calpurnia is soft?




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Cassandra Kubrick
hairlequins [frou-frou furfrous]
POSTED ON Jul 9, 2024 12:42:09 GMT
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Cass remains blissfully unaware to the inner machinations of her mother, and instead focuses entirely on what to do with this particular Furfrou. "My pokémon! My friend's pokémon and my friend themselves - it was a rocky road, but I've gotten really good! I haven't really done any Furfrou styles in particular, but a nice trim should come out well ... I don't think we have the particular things needed for a proper styling, anyway." Given that she has no training, she's mostly been mastering the arts of washing and caring for hair and fur, with some trimming involved, but she hasn't found the courage yet to do some wilder styles. Even if Thea and Knight would probably agree to be guinea pigs.

She's still pondering trims as actually, her mom does something unexpected. In her excitement, Cass also fully doesn't register the dubious glee in Calpurnia's eyes, and simply registers the bottle in her hand. "Oh, ... oh?" she asks, excitedly, taking the bottle. Now, there's some more ideas to be had ... even if they'd have to be kept fairly simple, given that Cass has no idea how to selectively dye fur. "Thank you so much!" she says, happily. "Yes, thank you, mom!" Her voice is sweet and sincere, transported back to simpler times as Cass turns to the Furfrou.

"Now, whatever shall we do ..."

Cass decides to start with dying first (in case she might want to just trim some mistakes away), and dyes the Furfrou's paw and ear a nice purple, matching Calpurnia's hair in particular. Only as she sees it does the suspicion arouse that her mom might've intended something in particular with the colour ... but she doesn't let it hold her back. Next up are some very careful dyes of the general fur, in an attempt to achieve a nice ombré look ... which is harder to do, so she trims and leaves it be at a clean white with some speckles of purple that she worked really hard to try to have it look intentional, like a beautiful dotted pattern on horses.

At last, she finally trimmed some more, giving the Furfrou a good, fluffy shape ... especially puffing up the paw area to make it look like clouds in the late afternoon. "I wish we had some orange dye, too, then we could've gone with a whole afternoon cloud motif ... but what do you think?" She asks the Furfrou and then also her mom as she walks back into the room, presenting the Furfrou. Her hands are definitely stained from the purple dye now, too, as she still moves to curl a few strands of fur here and there, adding to the cloud look.

It's definitely not a professional's work, but it's pretty good for a first-timer.

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Kelpie
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Calpurnia Kubrick
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POSTED ON Jul 15, 2024 23:58:22 GMT
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A magenta brow jerked upward. Her eyes drift to her daughter’s waist. Instantly, images of John came to mind. “And how do you style a—” She sniffs. It's a noise of hate and scorn. “—garbage bag?” Then, her mind shifted as she realized some girl was walking around with a Kubrick Cut. That was terrifying.
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She was lucky she hadn’t been sued.
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Up went those perfect, plump lips. “You’re welcome.” The scientist purred. Her eyes fill with a dark, mischievous mirth. “It’s my pleasure.” And, as the woman’s voice rose on the phone, that sentiment was increased tenfold. “The poor thing was a mess.” The woman tutted to the Furfrou’s owner. “I do hope you don’t mind us giving him a—” She chortled.
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It seemed those evening plans were suddenly unimportant.
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Content to let her daughter play groomer, the elder Kubrick pours herself a glass of tea. She sips at it as she paws idly through some junk magazine. Perseus, meanwhile, returns to his bed. The dog was far too much of a buffoon to enjoy teasing it.
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When the bathroom door cracks open, Calpurnia is quick to turn. There is a moment’s pause as the woman takes it all in. Then, her face crumbles in disappointment. Sure, it was crooked, but the dog wasn’t much of a punchline. The color would have to be jibe enough it seemed.. “It looks…hmm.” The smile is thin. And it's interrupted by a knock at the door. "Lovely."


“Moment of truth~<3” A scream pierced the nighttime air.


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All done I think?




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POSTED ON Jul 27, 2024 18:14:32 GMT
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