No. Fuck this stupid rock thing. You already have one, and you've been trying to trade it to Howard for the past month, but that bumass pleb doesn't have any spare Pokemon to give you.

Anyway, next.

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Skipping.
4/4 SB left.

...Hm. A Shiny Baltoy, though? Unlike your Stonjourner, you could definitely peddle that to howard slayte. Even a bumass pleb like him will dig between the couch cushions for Duskull and Scyther when it comes to these kind of historical-type Pokemon. Sure, he already has Crumble, but he also has four thousand year old stone slabs depicting The Saga of the Darkest Day, so clearly, he's got room for duplicates in his collection.

Idly, the top spins around and around and around and around and around and around and-- Holy shit, why the fuck is it spinning that fast? What's wrong with it? You watch, awe-struck, as it continues to rotate, showing no signs of slowing down.

This cannot continue.

Before the Baltoy can spin any faster, you lob one of your Safari Balls at it.

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CATCHING BALTOY.
3/4 Shiny Balls will remain.

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[attr="class","wildtitle"]A WILD SHINY SIGILYPH APPEARED!

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[attr="class","wildtabox"] MALE	[attr="class","wildtabox2"] PRANKSTER
[attr="class","wildtabox"]GRAVITY	[attr="class","wildtabox2"]WHIRLWIND
[attr="class","wildtabox"]AIR SLASH	[attr="class","wildtabox2"]LIGHT SCREEN
[attr="class","wildtabox"]ANCIENT POWER	[attr="class","wildtabox2"] ---

[attr="class","wildtag"]Shred

[attr="class","wildnote"] 3/4 WARDEN SAFARI BALLS REMAINING!

YOUR CAPTURE ATTEMPT WAS SUCCESSFUL!

Whew. You're still dizzy from watching that Baltoy spinning. To what end was he rotating? What was he trying to do? You don't know, and you're not sure that you want to know.

Putting the full Pokeball into your right pocket, you fish a fresh one out of your left. Time to make some more headway. You push ahead, keeping an eye out for interesting Pokemon to catch. Then again, how much more interesting can they get? You've just caught an ancient psychic guardian. What, is another one just going to fall out of the sky?

THUMP.

Right on cue, a Sigilyph falls out of the sky, landing with the thud. Huh, seems like it got hit with some real bad Ancient Power. Actually, doesn't the shade of grey on these rocks look a little familiar...? Well, best not to dwell on it. Just catch it and move on.

Yoink.

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Catching Siggy, moving on.
2/4 Balls remaining.

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[attr="class","wildtitle"]A WILD SHINY LARVESTA APPEARED!

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[attr="class","wildtabox"] MALE	[attr="class","wildtabox2"] SWARM
[attr="class","wildtabox"]FLARE BLITZ	[attr="class","wildtabox2"]BUG BUZZ
[attr="class","wildtabox"]STRING SHOT	[attr="class","wildtabox2"]TAKE DOWN
[attr="class","wildtabox"]MORNING SUN	[attr="class","wildtabox2"] ---

[attr="class","wildtag"]Shred

[attr="class","wildnote"] 2/4 WARDEN SAFARI BALLS REMAINING!

YOUR CAPTURE ATTEMPT WAS SUCCESSFUL!

Larvesta, huh?

You stroke your chin, examining the bug as it slithers along. It all makes sense now. THAT'S why they called it a Slither Wing! Your actual Slither Wing has legs, so it doesn't really do much in the way of slithering. Then again, this one doesn't even have wings, so you guess that the alternate reality bug still has some mysteries left to solve.

Although, maybe this'll help solve them? Y'know, getting a Volcarona and a Slither Wing in the same room. Maybe that's the secret to communicating with them. Or maybe you just really want this shiny little worm?

Either way, it's going in the ball.

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Catching Larvesta.
1/4 Pokeballs remaining.

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[attr="class","wildtitle"]A WILD SHINY RELICANTH APPEARED!

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[attr="class","wildtabox"] MALE	[attr="class","wildtabox2"] STURDY
[attr="class","wildtabox"]HEAD SMASH	[attr="class","wildtabox2"]ANCIENT POWER
[attr="class","wildtabox"]AQUA TAIL	[attr="class","wildtabox2"]REST
[attr="class","wildtabox"]SKULL BASH	[attr="class","wildtabox2"] ---

[attr="class","wildtag"]Shred

[attr="class","wildnote"] 1/4 WARDEN SAFARI BALLS REMAINING!

YOUR CAPTURE ATTEMPT WAS SUCCESSFUL!

Several hundred feet away, in the nearest river, there is a Relicanth. It's unbothered. It's moisturized. It's happy. It's in his lane. It's focused. It's flourishing. And, as far as the story of Shred Zeppelin is concerned, it isn't a major player. No, this fish does not factor into your life at all, and it's honestly better off for it.

And so, you carry on, entirely unaware of the existence of this creature, seeking the next Pokemon to add to your collection.

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LAST SPAWN POG?
1/4 Balls Remaining.

Hold up... Is that bug rolling around a big ball of gold?

Your eyes practically go wide as you see the little beetle roll about a big shining sphere. Just looking at it makes the Chester C. Coins within your soul go ballistic. Where the hell did he get all that gold? Did he find it, or does he make it? Is he willing to share? Does he give good investment advice? How do they feel about being owned by Shred Zeppelin?

You don't actually ask it any of that, though. You just assume most of the answers. But, hey, when have you ever assumed wrong, except every single day for the past forty years? Refusing to linger on that for even a second, you grab your last Safari Ball and toss it towards the Rellor, with Pokedollar signs in your eyes.

Welcome to team, Roller R. Rubles! ...Actually, on second thought, just Rellor is fine.

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LAST MON LAST CATCH POG
Catching Rellor!