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i used to dream in the dark of palisades park

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POSTED ON Oct 13, 2021 19:30:52 GMT
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“tch. yeah, rest o’ the way, i meant.”

he smirked and reached into his pocket for a silvery humidor tube that glistened in the moonlight. he’d snuff out the cigar and save it for later.

his laugh was a little sore about the fire extinguishers. he’d gotten in trouble for that. ’extra’ would’ve been great, but ‘enough’ would be a solid start.

“that sure would be nice.”

and then, at being ready, he looked up at the building.

“yup. let's see what this shit's about.”

when they entered, the door opened with a chime and let into a dimly lit hallway draped in deep purple velvet and bright tassels, with moody, abstract wall-hangings. the smell of frankincense wafted, getting stronger as they went. although the building was small, they’d make several turns down inexplicably long hallways before reaching the source of the earthy aroma.

the incense burned from a thick brass dish at the center of an ornate golden table. kneeled on a colorful cushion atop a swirling and elaborate rug was a lone hypno—staring down at a crystal ball-like globe in front of it. it didn’t seem to notice that they were there.

the rest of the room was a bit of a mess, though the light didn’t hit much else besides the table. for this reason, it was especially startling when an espurr bobblehead sitting atop a dresser to their left suddenly squawked shrilly, “PLEASE, SIT! THE MADAME WILL BE WITH YOU SHORTLY!”

goddamn— roach jumped, looking around but not yet locating the source. there was a moment of silence before it piped up again at an awkward interval, apparently not finished. “DESTINY AWAITS!
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POSTED ON Oct 7, 2021 4:19:39 GMT
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PURCHASING


welcome to the poké mart!


6X regular gachapon ticket (300 PD)


TOTAL


do come again!


300 PD


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POSTED ON Oct 4, 2021 19:59:33 GMT
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although still skimming, his head nodded with a laugh.

“tch. yeah, i don’ know ‘bout that, but you’d be surprised how many can’t pour one the regular way.”

he set the papers down and pulled off the too-small green readers, daintily folding them shut and replacing them inside his desk. leaning further back in his seat, he clasped his hands.

“why do you wanna work here, hope?”

maybe a too-typical, sort of ridiculous question on the surface, but it had multiple meanings. it was code. already once today, an interview had turned out to be another type of business offer altogether. there were plenty who wandered into ritual innocently, but with its more official tie to rocket recently, more seemed to come for the underbelly than the booze—or the poorly paying jobs behind his bar.
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POSTED ON Oct 2, 2021 21:19:32 GMT
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kendra, roach’s most reliable bartender, had finally graduated. she was leaving, even though roach had done everything to beg her not to short of getting on his knees. no luck.

so, here he was again, in his small office, in the back of his bar, staring at his last interview of the day with a dull expression.

a mandibuzz stretched her wings with a waking squawk, and then settled on her perch. she watched their guest through a floating ribbon of smoke.

roach set his burning cigar down in an ashtray, and picked up a form, looking it over with a pair of lime green reading glasses kendra had left behind.

“can you pour a beer?”
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POSTED ON Oct 2, 2021 21:01:30 GMT
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‘madame mildred: experienced psychic’

‘find out the truth’

‘see the future’


these were just some of the words that decorated the small building that had been purchased down the street from his bar. tonight, he’d had too good a conversation, and then a couple too many after he’d finished his work for the day. he’d suggested to his latest lingering patron that they both check it out, just for shits.

a cigar hung in his fingers, thickening the air around them and making it smell like molasses and leather. as he looked over, face half-shaded beneath the brim of a krookodile hat despite the time of day, he flashed a smile.

“y’know, what if she tells me some’n like… like my bar’s gonna burn down tomorrow’r some shit.”

he puffed from bittersweet brown leaf, hot on his lips.

“not sure if i’d even wanna know.”
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POSTED ON Oct 2, 2021 1:42:48 GMT
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Roach laughed more heartily than he had all night.

Goddamn.

He knew enough about loss; he didn’t need the finances too. What he had? He knew every inch of it. Had it down on paper, and it was burning quicker than he could hope to put out the fire.

He raised his whiskey. “True words.” And took a sip.

At the offer of help, risk didn’t cross his mind, especially not with the dulling of liquor pulling a blanket over him at the end of the day.

A good Samaritan from the neighborhood. Nothing to worry about.

“Yeah? Well shit, I’ll pay ya in beer, at least.”

What luck.

He leaned back into the edge of the bar, looking over.

“Yer alright,” he determined, slightly crooked teeth smiling at him, as he held out a hand.

“Roach.”

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roach vs lex (H✩T)
POSTED ON Jul 30, 2021 5:40:32 GMT
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Boomer wasn’t returned to his ball, but rather allowed to grab his bone and waddle back over through the sand to his trainer, who stood ready with a few berries to help him feel better.

Once Roach had raised back up, he raised brows at the approaching redhead, unable to stop eyes from wandering, but certainly knowing better after already having had a gun pulled on him by Killian before.

“Nope.”

“That’s a trap.”

He smiled at her, shaking his head, amused but clearly resolute in his decision.

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POSTED ON Jul 30, 2021 5:11:00 GMT
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It seemed, at that point, that the battle was over. The dust settled, and Boomer was left with cuts and bruises and merely the desire to fetch his bone and go home for the day.
Roach felt a little guilty.

“Alright, alright, ya got us.”

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POSTED ON Jul 30, 2021 4:51:43 GMT
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Boomer was happy to have delivered such a good hit, but was immediately intimidated by the growl that boiled from the Liepard’s throat.

Suddenly, it was on top of the Cubone in a vicious PLAY ROUGH. Sand was kicked up, and Boomer’s bone was thrown from the scuffle and across the field. Oops.

He flailed about, unable to get a hit in and squinting amidst the flying dust.

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POSTED ON Jul 30, 2021 3:27:54 GMT
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The HEADBUTT seemed to have a similar affect as last time. Oh, well. It had taken out some of its frustration, at least.

SCRATCH hit, and it flinched back a little before charging again with a RETALIATE, bringing its bone up and going to whack it across the cat’s face. He would show them!

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POSTED ON Jul 30, 2021 2:53:32 GMT
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“Hah! Yeah, right. I won’t tell if you won’t.” he flashed a crooked grin—of course, he was only playing, right? Mostly.

Their attack was mostly dodged, and the Liepard’s return found greater purchase across the small pokemon, sending him flying backwards into the sand again. Ugh.

But he was determined!

Roach did nothing for a moment, watching to see if Boomer would want to keep going or not. Surprisingly, he hopped up and charged forward again with a HEADBUTT at the cat’s leg again.

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POSTED ON Jul 5, 2021 10:46:19 GMT
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Roach watched her tease with a grin, shaking his head with a whistle and looking around them. “Depends—how close is Kill?” wasn’t afraid to threaten him; he knew that much.

“Careful er I’m gon’ report you for ill-egal battle tactics.”

Cubone shook its heard, clearing the lingering pain of its HEADBUTT. “Boomer, meet it! BONE RUSH!”

It ran forward, hit by the tackle but with its bone swinging. Dust kicked up around them, and it was perhaps impossible to tell who would come out on top (but most likely the Liepard, because it could quite simply jump out of reach rather easily).

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POSTED ON Jul 5, 2021 7:44:12 GMT
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It seemed things were back to being okay. ‘Friends’ would have been a bit much for the word, but maybe they’d recover. Either way, they were associates now.

Roach gave a nod, eyes wary but accepting her answer with a leap of faith.

Betty sat on her perch, feathers ruffled as she squawked irritably at the Braviary. She was not so ready to make good. She was old, and grumpy.

He looked back to Lex as he shut off the engine, door creaking as he stepped out. “Not quite.”

The Malamar from earlier was released again, and the wall shook as it lowered with its psychic power. Behind it was the grotto, perfectly hidden away with calm water which snaked out to the ocean through a natural cave. A small dock ran into it, to which Roach’s equally modest fishing boat was tied.

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POSTED ON Jul 5, 2021 7:31:33 GMT
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Roach listened and spun his glass in his hand, propped on an elbow. He would seem rather captivated by Bryan’s suggestions. The whiskey had fine-tuned his focus in an odd way, and so had his plummeting profits.

“Huh.”

It wasn’t much of a response, but he appreciated Bryan’s insight, regardless of where it was coming from. Roach knew plenty of investors who worked within the service industry. Several were regulars to Ritual itself—some of the few who had stuck around since the tournament’s fire.

“Well. We got quiet goin’ for us.” As far as cheap went, Ritual was middle-ground—and Roach didn’t know whether to drop or raise his prices at this point.

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POSTED ON Jun 25, 2021 23:00:59 GMT
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She looked good. Like a sexy lobster.

“Hey, hey. Lookin’ a lil’ more red than usual!” Redheads didn’t fare well under these conditions without extra measures. He knew this. “Where’s yer sunscreen at, woman?”

There would be no Aubie, she said. “Well, damn.” That would have been fun.

Fine.

The Cubone took full damage from the SCRATCH, knocked down by the single sweep of a sharp swipe. It fell onto its rump and cried out, noticing blood drawn. Growled, adorably, and glared.

“Don’t take that shit! Get ‘em!”

The Cubone tucked the chin of its skull and attempted to ram a HEADBUTT hard at the Liepard, taking advantage of the close range—even if it only made it to the cat’s leg.

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