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POSTED ON Jun 25, 2021 22:09:56 GMT
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Roach sighed.

“Yeeuaahh… I mean, guess I don’ blame ‘em.”

It was his fault. At least he realized it. Wrong decisions. Hard business lessons. They’d recover, maybe with the addition of kettle chips. Them shits.

“That’s a fair point.” he nodded, about things being delicious when drunk.

“Tch. We ain't really tryin' to be anything but open.”

He thought too hard into the side of a pool table and took a long, lazy sip of his drink. The thought entered his mind that there was a much higher probability of fire with kitchen equipment, and began steering away just as quickly as he'd set course.

“Y’know, shit, what do you think about jus’, like... deli sandwiches?”

Ritual would be the only seedy cigar lounge in the city that specialized in them, after all.


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POSTED ON Jun 6, 2021 2:58:00 GMT
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Roach wasn’t out to take the prize, but it was good to get his toes in the sand. Getting placed against was fun luck he hadn’t thought to hope for.

There’d been a break in their communication. His recruitment to Rocket had happened. She’d been, perhaps, off doing other things.

“Lex! Alright! You gon’ whoop my ass with that Braviary, now?” 

Did he owe this woman a hard thank-you, or money? Both? He wasn’t sure yet. She’d helped Kendra along, but Kendra hadn’t spoken to him much since the incident. The woman's tolerance for him seemed to be closing on the homestretch to her degree. No one else there was capable of running the place, unfortunately.

A Cubone ran forward from the side of Roach's leg.

FOCUS your ENERGY, Boomer!”



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RITUAL'S POOL TOURNAMENT
POSTED ON Jun 5, 2021 22:17:50 GMT
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"'Preciate cha Lex." ( )

Kendra could be found halfway in the sink, warm water running over her arms, muttering expletives. Glass, soot, light fixtures, cigarettes, liquor, coins, food that didn't belong here...

The carpet was ruined, needless to say. Roach tossed his own cigarette to the floor and stamped it out, and turned around, putting his wrists into position. “Alright, come on. Let's go.”

The officer stood for a moment, appalled. "Virgil, I swear to Arceus, I've had enough of you."

Handcuffed for a multitude of reasons, some of which he was surely not yet aware of but didn't question, he slid into the hard backseat of his carriage and rode off into the sunset.

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POSTED ON Jun 3, 2021 1:26:51 GMT
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Your prize, Councilman! Congratulations!

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RITUAL'S POOL TOURNAMENT
POSTED ON Jun 3, 2021 0:27:24 GMT
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RITUAL'S POOL TOURNAMENT




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SPICE OF LIFE
MEMBER EVENT
PVP
MEGA-THREAD
SETTING: LATE FEBRUARY



CONGRATULATIONS TO !




WHILE THE BAR HAS MOST CERTAINLY LOST TODAY, the tournament is won.[break][break]
Smoke blows from the disbelieving lips of the establishment’s owner as he rolls his last cigarette between two fingers, ashing right on the floor. [break][break]

“Yup. Well, congratulations Mr. Silph. Uh… hold on one second.” Quickly, he leaves back down the hallway, only to return with one particularly dumb looking Slowbro. It is set down at his feet towards Fernando, and he fishes its pokeball out of his pocket. Clicks his tongue and hands it over. “There he is. The Slowbro prize, all the way from Kanto.”[break][break]



The Pokemon scratches its head, staring at nothing in particular. ‘Bro…’[break][break]


Law enforcement finally burst through the front doors, and Roach goes to put out his cigarette in an ashtray. [break][break]

“ROACH? THIS IS THE ONE. YOU ALREADY KNOW. WHAT THE HELL?”[break][break]

“Officer.”[break][break]

The frustrated woman turns to . “Oh! Mr. Silph? Eyes then go to . “Hey! How old are you?[break][break]

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POOL TOURNAMENT: FINAL NOTES



THANK YOU ALL FOR PARTICIPATING!



Sorry for waits on posts and confusion during this game, but I really appreciate everyone who signed up and wrote for this event, especially as it helps me expand on Ritual's plot! I am going to figure out prizes for everyone involved still, so stay tuned for that.[break][break]
Feel free to continue posting in this thread until it's locked; probably in a week or so, or sooner if it's agreed upon. <3
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RITUAL'S POOL TOURNAMENT
POSTED ON Jun 2, 2021 5:33:12 GMT
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WELCOME TO RITUAL!




THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT. Maybe should have said something. Maybe this was her fault. To do nothing… as much as one mistake can alter existence, guilt can change a person.[break][break]
Luckily, no one dies.[break][break]
FLAMING MUK POISON ROLLS: 235.[break]
GROUP AVERAGE: 264. Ritual and its patrons and staff are saved—barely.[break]
[break][break]



As the chaos ensues, many run away for safety outside, but a few good Samaritans stay behind, facing possible trampling to ensure no lives lost. [break][break]

Bartender Kendra Frye regrets coming to work that day as the block of ice around her body is thrashed at with SURGING STRIKES by—Urshifu? Her eyes go to . What is this guy doing here? Money doesn't buy sense, clearly. If she makes it through this evening without being chopped in half, he’ll have drinks for life.[break]

She is freed.[break][break]

MISTY TERRAIN is also effective in pushing out the toxic smoke as patrons thrash open doors at their straining hinges—however, it does little to suppress the flames. [break][break]It is ’s Togekiss who saves the main bar and the lives there at its front. LIFE DEW calms the fire, and heals wounds as attendants leave in a frantic hurry, baffled by burns which seem to disappear as soon as they sting.

[break][break]The flames subside, and the age-old bartop is left with merely a vague scar of what has happened, its crispening chasms pulling back together hard enough to set a glass on, mostly level.[break][break]

The power of life, miraculous; perhaps out of necessity.[break][break]

Amidst his heroism, finds himself briefly faced with the appall of one of the bridesmaids as her exposed cleavage is assaulted by the splash of a drink mix. Not even top shelf. She screams, scorned by fate. However, too much is going on to land her rage righteously. Catching ’s Mimikyu cackling nearby, a hand goes out to slap it across its fairy face. “Perv!” she scorns, but the woman is then grabbed by the elbow, courtesy of a more sober bridesmaid before a second fight can devolve further. The two disappear into bludgeoning bodies.
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sits back as all hell breaks loose—used to it by now, surely. His eventual disposal of aid saves the building itself. WATER SPORT and AQUA TAIL take over flames; everything from those unfortunately burning hairpieces, to the dry-most areas of Ritual, splintering in its very infrastructure. [break][break]

Over the unravelling events, rises from a much-needed break in the office at the smell of smoke and sounds of screams. For some reason, there are no cameras here. [break][break]He has no idea. By the time he sets eyes on the main room, the fire is ultimately quelled. The venue’s breached capacity has dwindled to near-emptiness.[break][break]

Sirens are blaring.[break][break]

There are few things left but his promises taped on the front door.[break][break]

“Well. Shit. Ya’ll wan’ finish out this game, best get to it. Someone’s gotta win.”[break][break]

If history can tell, he’ll surely be in jail for a week or two for something, come five minutes. He raises both brows to prompt action, and lights a cigarette in the middle of the bar, knowing it might be his only for a while. [break][break]

Who remains? The richest man in the world, maybe, and a small girl. [break][break]

Let’s see.

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POOL TOURNAMENT





BRACKET



If you are participating, you will find your opponent across from you, because there is no one else around. The bracket board has been trampled. You cannot read it. Read the room instead.[break][break]

FINAL ROUND:[break][break]

vs. [break][break]

YOU HAVE UNTIL 5/9 11:59 PST TO BEGIN OR WALK OUT!


mechanics

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A game starts with a break! Roll to determine who will break the balls up, and then roll again and apply the following:[break][break]

BREAK:[break]

1-5 — scratch[break]

6-10 — eight ball / lose[break]

11-75 — no balls in[break]

76-85 — one ball in[break]

86-90 — two balls in[break]

91-96 — three balls in [break]

97-99 — four balls in[break]

100 — five balls in[break][break]



* IF YOU ROLL 76-100:[break]

Edit your post and roll for each ball you’ve made. 1-50 determines the ball is solid, 51-100 rolls stripes. You may determine the ball’s number if you wish for flavor, otherwise, it may be left up to your opponent. This won't affect the game.[break][break]


* IF YOU SCRATCH:[break]

Include in your edited notes how this occurs. The cue ball either doesn't reach the others, or it sinks in a pocket. Both have the same result.[break][break]



FOLLOWING THE BREAK, Roll, and then edit your post with subsequent rolls until your turn is over. Then, edit with flavor text. Don't forget to call stripes/solids after your break! You are free to choose which balls go in specifically--it is inconsequential. Your odds are as follows:[break][break]



SHOT ODDS:[break]

95% first ball in (1-95)[break]

75% second ball in (1-75)[break]

50% third ball in (1-50)[break]

25% fourth ball in (1-25)[break]

10% fifth ball in (1-10)[break]

5% sixth ball in (1-5)[break]

2% seventh ball in (1-2)[break]

1% eighth ball in (1)[break]

96-99 is scratch, 100 is loss on any shot.[break][break]

NOTE: If you are stripes, you will only shoot for stripes. If you are solids, you will only shoot for solids. The white cue ball is used to shoot desired balls into the pockets. You will scratch, or lose your turn if you accidentally make the cue ball in. Once all of your balls are cleared, you will shoot for the eight ball. YOUR SHOT ODDS RESET EACH TURN![break][break]

EDIT THE FOLLOWING VISUAL in your post as you clear each ball by replacing '1' in the opacity setting with '0.1'. Keep this updated in your posts according to your game to reduce confusion![break][break][break]

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CODE:[break]

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★ HUSTLER -- If you have rolled successfully for the HUSTLER ability (please go roll if you haven't yet in the event sign-ups), you may +10/-10 exactly to your roll twice during a game whenever you so choose.[break][break]



Please reference this thread for an example of how this works (disregard the difference in odds as it is no longer a mechanic) or the example post below this, and DM Mad on Discord if you have any questions![break][break]



rules/guidelines

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1. Games start when you start them. Once you BREAK, you have ONE WEEK (by the minute) to complete your game.[break][break]

2. Games will be forfeited by the deadline if not completed, in which case the character remaining in the round will finish the game with an NPC over a time extension. It will take a little longer, but this is for the sake of fairness. Additionally, you will play an NPC for the whole round if your opponent fails to start the game. These NPCs will then be part of the game, and it is possible for them to win. If they do, the next closest OCs will still win the prizes.[break][break]

3. There are typically three tables in Ritual. However, for the sake of streamlining, play around this. Pretend there are more. It's fine.[break][break]

4. DM Mad on Discord once a game / your round is complete![break][break]


OTHER OBJECTIVES FOR ALL



( These may not see any reward in the end but could trigger other happenings! )[break][break]

☐ Finish the game. You've come this far, brave soul.[break][break]

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POSTED ON May 18, 2021 21:47:11 GMT
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“That is true.” And he lost money on them because half of these assholes drank for free.

Roach’s bewildered eyes cut and shifted to Slate at ‘nachos.’ They didn’t serve food here. Someone was in trouble.

As a whole, though, of Ritual: “Oh, it ain’t that bad. I’m playin’.” His weight leaned into a shoulder to turn towards his dusty kingdom. The creak of the stool was loud, and echoed. “Just slow lately.”

Legs stretched towards the doors, back into a plank’s edge of mahogany. “Now, if I were gonna make a menu, with say, like, couple sandwiches, sum… whatever the hell, kettle chips? That what them shits are? Uhh. Some fish, maybe? … I don’ know. Food.” Never mind buying and moving equipment and going through the legal processes of selling it in the first place. Fuck it. “What would you suggest?”

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POSTED ON May 18, 2021 21:12:34 GMT
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The fire popped and crackled. Roach briefly remembered the ‘Johto scumbag’ had mentioned. Whatever they were into, he decided didn’t want any part in it.

He stared at flames, deciding not to answer, or question any further. “That’s a bit of a weird thing to admit, but I guess I asked.”

There was a moment. “Where ya from, Kill?”

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Fingers wrapped around the butt of the bottle, grabbed it back lazily and set it on a flat part of ground beside himself. “Ehhh, I ain’ gon’ say shit.”

Smoke from his cigar puffed out into the shimmering night.

“You threaten a lotta people?”

He looked over casually.

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He didn’t want to talk about it. Roach could understand that. He shrugged it off. Far be it from him to pry at another man. Returning his eyes to his drink a moment, he rolled the soft end of the cigar on his lips; pepper and molasses.

Slightly crooked teeth teased at his counter assault of questions, releasing Unovan twang only thickened by whiskey. “Tch. Yeah, guess it’s some'm’ like that.” It was good-natured, albeit wounded. For the reminder, he took a sip.

“I own this shithole.”

Its emptiness would speak volumes for how that was going. Slate, finally, broke his silence with the lightest slip of grim laughter, replacing the glass in his hand on a high shelf and grabbing another to polish for the third time.

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“Tch. Sheeit..”

Expressions were hard to make out by campfire and moonlight, especially when the shadows of Ledyba danced everywhere around them. Despite this, the mood quickly became obvious.

“Uh-huh. Well, alright then.” He would not mention the stick clearly sticking straight out of the other man’s ass. “You wan’ drink some whiskey?”

A half-empty bottle of was held up in his direction—the kind with a cork top which made a thick, satisfying ‘BOM’ sound when you pulled it out.

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POSTED ON May 11, 2021 6:54:22 GMT
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“Woah woah woah, now, you hold on Lex—yer damn right we’re still doin’ the deal. I did not bring you down here fer nothin’.” He glared over at her a moment before his stare returned ahead, shoulder drooping distraughtly to a different angle.

Her teasing hadn’t improved his mood. “’N as far as hidin’ behind me goes, I’m just lettin’ you know fer the future: yer dude shows up here raisin’ hell? That’s on you. I don’ want no part in that shit. Got it?”

“Ain’t shit gotta leech into our business. Business's business.”

They neared a stone wall again, a dock within a grotto on the other side. Betty the Mandibuzz squawked, perched on a ledge.

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The depression of sinking profits was lessened by the plight of another. Whiskey warmed emotions in the cauldron of a cast iron heart, and when the brew was ripe, he spooned an ear to all his patrons willing to consume his bullshit. From a king of sorrow, an elbow anchored to his bar, jaw turned into escape. Worry about something else. Somebody else.

Ice clinked against his teeth as he took a sip he didn’t need. “Sorry t’ hear that. Shit sounds rough. Y’wan tell us about it?”

Slate shined a wineglass with a silk cloth, making eye contact with no one, and willing a silent ear. Nothing was his problem but his own.

Roach had a lot to learn. 

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Slate would have been a familiar face to Bryan. The man had been in Rocket for years, held over from the old days. He was an older, stony man, who didn’t talk much. He was typically the favorite among Rocket patrons, for the obvious reason.

Whatever Bryan’s preferred drink was, if he was any sort of regular, Slate would remember it. That drink would be set in front of him, wordlessly, because Slate didn’t ask people how their day was. He had been at this job too long to have to, even in the presence of his boss.

Taking a nursing sip of his drink, Roach peered over at their lone patron as his head nuzzled the bartop. “Rough night?”

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POSTED ON May 6, 2021 5:43:58 GMT
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The chiaroscuro of a familiar face relaxed his shoulders. “Ch. Ain’t gon’ shoot ya. Ain’t even a gun, Kill.” The knife in his hand was slid into a leather sheath at a worn belt. Roach rolled back onto elbows again, at ease.

“If I did though, no one’d find out.” He clicked through his teeth and winked, roguish laughter then crumbling between the sounds of Boomer’s greeting. ‘Bone.. bone…’ It approached the man with familiarity.

“What brings you out here? You gon’ take my dust?”

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