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POSTED ON Sept 16, 2022 4:16:45 GMT
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roach considered for a long moment.

”y’know what? that’s up to you.”

he finally moved closer towards the bar again and pulled a cigar from his pocket. a cutter’s blade wrapped around the cap and he squeezed. his eyes were focused what he was doing, no longer as suspicious of matias as he had been.

”you think you know my business? then i’m sure you can think o’ somethin’ to prove to me you’re cut out to be a part of it. money ain’t the most valuable thing in the world.” freedom was. ”it ain’t nothin’ personal.”
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POSTED ON Sept 16, 2022 4:15:46 GMT
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”the hell?”

roach turned, startled, but his shoulders never jumped, for the man possessed sloth-like reflexes—but he made vulnerable look cool, perfectly at ease.

”howdy.”

this guy also had a gracidea garden in the area. why here, though? there had to have been something special about the petalburg woods. whatever it was, maybe it was why had been wandering around that day. maybe it had something to do with giratina?

what could giratina want with flowers?

”that right? well, good t’meetchya paxton. i’m roach.”

he smiled, a little lopsided.

”where’s yer’s at?”
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POSTED ON Sept 16, 2022 4:14:47 GMT
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”fair ‘nough. i agree.” hence why he was asking for other opinions. it wasn’t that criminals didn’t like sugar, it just wasn’t the typical order at ritual. everything good there had a bite.

but he would try it. maybe it would sell. shouldn’t be hard, she said. deciding to put his blind faith in her, he raised the paper in his hand to the bartop and marked down a number next to the shandy’s name.

”takin’ your word for it.”

he took the paper again and folded it, put it in his back pocket. then, he slipped behind the bar to pour himself something.

”don’t think i’ve seen ye in here before. i’m roach.”
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POSTED ON Sept 16, 2022 4:14:07 GMT
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of course, she would say this, but he smiled back at her support anyways. ”well, thank ya, rita, i appreciate that.”

just as soon as she was digging in, he was cracking krabby legs, and dipping meat in butter. this was his shit. it was easy enough to get them anywhere in slateport, but there was nothing quite like having them right there on the beach. he could practically see one staring at him from a sand dune.

he wiped his mouth with the napkin in his lap.

”always one fer good company.” with a toothy smile, he raised his drink to his lips again.
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RITUAL'S GAME NIGHT
POSTED ON Aug 23, 2022 0:21:16 GMT
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[attr="class","omgentop"]RITUAL'S GAME NIGHT


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MEGA-THREAD
GAMES AND PRIZES
SCHEDULED END: LATE MARCH



conclusion




dice are thrown across tables as the round commences, and the bar becomes a little louder as competitive spirits are awakened by the flowing alcohol. some clearly have luck on their side, while many others roll repeatedly without any success. in the end, perhaps it is not the red or blue team that have prevailed this evening, but team rocket. [break][break]

as both underboss and future underboss collect their wins–fair or not–the result of game night for the rest is ultimately shown to be a tie. everyone is thanked for participating and rewarded accordingly.


prizes


i apologize for taking so long on this! since it has been a while, i’ve decided this last one will have been the final round. thank you for playing and for your patience![break][break]

due to the nature of the last game, i have also determined that adding more points to teams would be unfair. the tie remains, so both teams won. congrats![break][break][break]

scored highest in game night and RECEIVES THE FOLLOWING:[break]

scored highest in the last round and RECEIVES THE FOLLOWING:

all others ( , , , , , ) RECEIVE THE FOLLOWING:[break]


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bottled summer
POSTED ON Aug 16, 2022 0:32:33 GMT
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roach walked through the cellar with a clipboard, taking inventory for an order to one of the newer local distributors. he stared at craft brews he’d taken a chance on. been told summery ales could be a great hit. bright berry goses and interesting sours, but he’d only been laughed at by his regulars.

”man, ain’t no one drinkin’ this shit here,” he muttered to himself.

and there the packs would sit, likely, unless he moved his inventory to the club, which was a chore and paperwork. /’s filled the blanks. no more orders at this time.

what about shandies though?

contemplating, he made his way out around the corner and back into the lower level of the bar. the shady one. he looked at the first person sitting closest with a nod of his scruffy chin.

”you like shandies?”
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POSTED ON Jul 14, 2022 3:31:07 GMT
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raid of slateport bar results in arrests


may 30 • written by bonnie sockburn

in late may, there was a league raid of lower slateport bar ritual’s infamous underground “speakeasy”, after one person reported being threatened for posting about it on social media. what began as a sort of urban legend in recent years gave rise to real suspicion by authorities that an approximately seven-mile-long tunnel, a supposed illegal smuggling route leading from under the bar to the coast of slateport, did, in fact, exist.

once a warrant was obtained, league officers arrived and were able to eventually find a way into the lower bar via an obscured entrance in a nearby building. after traveling “through a long maze”, police arrived at the underground “speakeasy”, which many longtime patrons of ritual have claimed were told by staff did not exist. owner virgil roach has since insisted that it was “never a secret, it just wasn’t being advertised”.

several arrests were made at the scene, most on unrelated outstanding warrants. though the supposed seven-mile tunnel was never located, nor its existence confirmed, police did find illegally imported goods, including but not limited to tobacco products, alcohol, and designer berries. roach was taken into custody on the suspicion that these imports were for commercial purposes, however he maintained that he did not know he was committing any crimes, and never had any intention of selling these goods. he has since been released and heavily fined.


owner of ritual opens new nightclub


july 11 • written by foncy vinaigrette

virgil roach, owner of controversial slateport bar ritual, has announced his grand opening of a new nightclub on july 22nd. club apogee is a sprawling three-story beachfront venue, complete with rooftop pool, multiple bars, and a massive dancefloor with an impressive sound system. while this is exciting news for many, others have wondered how it has been possible for small bar owner virgil roach to meet his deadline for the grand opening, considering the legal battles and hefty fines he has faced relating to the raid of his bar, ritual, in late may.

it’s been well over a month since police stormed the lower level of the old bar, which has stood in slateport’s lower district for nearly a century. after its purchase by roach in 2018, ritual became the source of many rumors and controversy, which eventually led to authorities obtaining a search warrant. the raid resulted in many arrests, including that of owner roach himself, though there were only small charges and most of the arrests were unrelated to the bar’s activities.

while ritual continues to be a favorite for many slateport bargoers to relax, wind down with a good whiskey, and shoot some pool, roach has said that the bad press has hurt his business. he laments that “slateport pd has bigger things to worry about in this city than attacking local businesses to meet their quota”. he also expressed frustration over having to temporarily let go of employees last month due to a steep decline in patronage.

despite all this, the ambitious business owner has high hopes for recovering with the opening of club apogee. “we’re moving forward, anyways,” he said with a smile. when asked if he has any concern that the new nightclub will be under special scrutiny by league authorities, he responded, “they can kiss my hairy a**.”

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RITUAL, LOWER SLATEPORT



established in 1929. its old school charm has been maintained, from the rich character of its mahogany bar, to its iconic green stained-glass light fixtures. it has a dimly lit and relaxing atmosphere. black leather couches invite to stay and enjoy a good cigar. there are free pool tables to enjoy. unfortunately, there is no hot food; however, kettle chips are offered (salt and vinegar only).

the upstairs

- open and welcoming to the public, and doing its best to present itself as a safe place for all. the crowd these days tends to be older, mostly made up of regulars who have been frequenting ritual long before roach took ownership.

the speakeasy

– downstairs. now technically open to the public, but difficult to find unless you know how to get to it, and dangerous to be in if you clearly don’t belong. if uptairs ritual were weenie hut jr’s, this would be the salty spitoon. it’s frequented by poachers, smugglers, dealers, and participants of every facet of slateport’s criminal underbelly—especially rocket, which now has a heavy hand in black-market operations that occur here. enter at your own risk. if you make it in, you’ll find a much better selection of cigars and booze than upstairs.

the tunnel

– a seven-mile tunnel stretching from underneath ritual to a secret port on the coast of slateport. its entrance is hidden in plain sight behind several movable stone and dirt walls carefully constructed to look like natural formations, and protected by a built-in barrier meant to prevent detection by technology from above-ground. currently mostly out of use due to the barrier surrounding hoenn.


CLUB APOGEE, SLATEPORT BEACH



a skyscraper-style monument to modernity constructed by vanguard (), and ritual’s opposite in almost every way. it’s sleek, sexy, with glass tables and many futuristic, metallic elements. it boasts a bar on each story with expensive and trendy cocktails. a massive dancefloor at the bottom can be viewed from the second story, which features a balcony railing. upstairs opens up to the rooftop, with another smaller stage and a massive infinity pool overlooking slateport’s shoreline. most impressive is the art-piece which hangs from the top ceiling over the dancefloor: a giant neon light fixture with effects meant to resemble a giant colorized nebula.

the employees



slate milhaus (npc)
senior bartender @ ritual – 53 – team rocket
there is an ongoing joke that when roach purchased ritual, he was actually paying for slate milhaus, and the bar just happened to come as part of the deal. though quiet, he is witty, a wealth of knowledge, and a walking cocktail recipe book. it’s rumored that he’s never once called in during his 37 years of employment.


other profiles will be added upon hiring.

application for employment



roach is known within the service industry as a caring and fair employer, and positions to work for him have been sought after in the past. it is generally believed in the industry that club apogee will be a lucrative workplace, and that ritual’s business will also pick back up with time.

employment is open to both league and rocket characters. there is no requirement for being involved in crime. most of them won’t know what’s going on behind closed doors (unless you dm me to plot <3).

positions available: management (apogee), security (ritual & apogee), bartenders (ritual & apogee), cocktail servers (apogee), dancers (apogee), lifeguards (apogee), medics (apogee)


[b]name:[/b]
[b]age:[/b]
[b]position & location applied for:[/b]
[b]employment history:[/b]
[b]how would you describe yourself in a work environment? what are your strengths?:[/b]
[b]why do you want to work for ritual/club apogee?:[/b]

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POSTED ON Jul 12, 2022 12:27:17 GMT
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matias might’ve not been strait-laced, per se, but he was still no hardened criminal. this was weak. this was sketchy. it felt like a bizarre stalemate. the tap of the tattooed man’s fingers was louder in his head than it should’ve been, agitating in a tense moment.

”i need proof that yer not just workin' for the league.”

if this was to be a long-term business arrangement, matias would likely be exposed to enough information over time to bring him down for good. only people willing to incriminate themselves were privy to information.

”i need you t' do a job for me.”
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POSTED ON Jul 12, 2022 6:36:17 GMT
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his forehead wrinkled in deep consideration. this was very strange. matias silph was rich, famous. why was he doing this?

”why should i trust someone who has so much to lose from getting involved with my business?”

he took a sip of his whiskey. this was more than uncomfortable. the tension was rising in his shoulders. was today the day he was going to jail? were they waiting outside?

he’d be careful with his words. admit to nothing.
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POSTED ON Jul 9, 2022 3:16:31 GMT
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he barely glanced down at the hand offered to him, instead chuckling and going for a bottle—not a well, as the previous bartender had poured him, but something more expensive from the shelves. bright amber soon trickled into a new glass. he might’ve seemed to be entirely ignoring matias, at first.

”now this is a good whiskey,” he said finally. ”aged til it’s nice n’ smooth, n’ finished in a rum cask, so ye get all that fruit n’ spice n’ sheit. pretty good summer drank.”

he placed the glass behind the one matias was still finishing, and turned to set the bottle in its place again. then, he stayed there, leaned against the far counter, staring back at his newest potential investor. before he spoke again, he called a ”thank ya bill” across the room as a couple left, leaving them all alone in the bar.

roach licked his lips and then clicked his tongue. something in his demeanor changed.

”i ain’t shakin’ on shit until you tell me whatchya want. what kind of access 'n information are we talkin'? i don’ even know what the hell we’re agreein’ to.”
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POSTED ON Jul 8, 2022 1:20:25 GMT
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”huh.” his thumbs tapped a couple of times on the counter. was it the bar culture, or was it the smuggling ring down below? ”fair enough, then, i suppose.”

he pushed off the bar lazily and took his drink up with him in-hand.

”i do like cash.” his scruffy face was sincere, his eyes were still discerning.

”but we’ll have a written contract, o’ course...” unless, perhaps, this was not only meant to be anonymous to the public, but also entirely under the table.
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POSTED ON Jul 7, 2022 4:25:43 GMT
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birds chirped. summer air was humid and hot, but the woods provided the coolness of shade. a pleasant breeze blew between the leaves. roach’s boots crunched in the grass and dirt, overturned in many patches where shaymin’s flowers bloomed.

he neared a patch he’d marked with a rock, pleased to find the fruit of his own efforts, and that he’d not failed.

”well, wouldya lookit that. just like magic.”

not really. plants grew out of the ground all the time—but, to be fair, this one had sprouted up particularly quickly. maybe the soil was especially fertile here?

he stared at the flower he’d planted, not yet bloomed, but green and reaching towards the sun. accomplishment tickled his spirit.

”maybe i got a green thumb after all, whatchoo think, boomer?”

’bone bone,' the cubone responded.

”that’s right. just call me farmer roach from now on.”

’cubone.'
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POSTED ON Jul 6, 2022 3:52:40 GMT
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as she sipped her margarita, he sipped his whiskey, eyes moving towards their approaching server. setting it back down, he looked back towards rita, smiling at her offer. it was a business gesture, so he wouldn’t refuse.

”ain’t that nice. i’ve never been one to turn down a free meal. much appreciated, miss garnet.” he looked up at the server, flashing a grin similar to rita’s. ”i’ll take the krabby legs, please n’ thank ya.”

as the server left, he leaned back as well, hand resting on his glass.

there would surely be deaths. keeping people from diving into the infinity pool would not prevent the chaos that would ensue given the business’s investors, and the crowd that would inevitably slither in to take over. he already saw it coming.

but it was still exciting. for now, he felt some semblance of control. his vision was coming to fruition.

”well…” he considered, ”it’ll be mine, y’know? ritual’s great ‘n all, but it was never my dream er nothin’. same ole bar, same ole name, sittin’ on that dang ole potholed street they don’t care to fix.”

his eyes drifted out to the ocean. soon enough, he’d be seeing a lot more of it. it was appealing.

”i have ideas, y’know? a vision. i just wanna see it happen.”

he turned back again, tipping up his glass in her direction appreciatively.

”with your help, i’m sure i will.”
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POSTED ON Jul 6, 2022 3:21:02 GMT
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his tongue swiped at a piece of loose tobacco along his gumline, washing it down with another sip of whiskey as he eyed matias discerningly. was this a goldmine, or a trap?

”huh. well, that’s an interesting offer.”

”don’t yer family have uh… all the riches one could ask for?”

he paused, almost not long enough for a response, before his face cracked into a grin.

”i’m just fuckin’ with ya; ain’t no such thing as too much money—and it just so happens it’s a damn good time to invest in my business. got a nightclub ‘s gonna open up here soon. very anticipated.”

his hands rested on the bar, and settled only a little closer.

”but i gotta ask, mr. silph: why the anonymity?”
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POSTED ON May 14, 2022 21:29:28 GMT
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it was a nice sentiment; a pleasantly endearing surprise from the devil’s representative.

”ain’t that the truth.”

to hear that she had also planted gracidea seeds here wasn’t as surprising. a lot of people had—even those who were only testing out their green thumbs for the first time.

”oh, yeah?” he nodded. ”they are pretty, least what i seen from photos.”

he looked down at his hole in the dirt, fingers still hanging in an active sort of way that might return to it soon enough, but his eyes went back to her first.

”name’s virgil, by the way. most people call me roach. goo’t’meetchya.”

roach was one of slateport’s biggest known kingpins when it came to the black market pokemon trade. his name was on law enforcement’s radar—though they’d never caught him with anything big—and he’d been on rocket’s own radar for years, until they’d finally decided to twist his arm and take the reins of his business. still, though, he was at the top, too oddly charismatic to be expendable.
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