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TYRANITAR SWARM (PARADOXICAL PLANESHIFTS)
POSTED ON Nov 21, 2022 12:27:53 GMT
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This was crazy, if he was going to be honest.

Little did he know he had another pseudo-legendary Pokémon (well, two, actually) among the few companions that he was lugging around with him (as he’d left behind a vast majority of his companions—travel incognito when in an unfamiliar land) in the guise of a Dragonite and a Dragapult

And he sought to add another one to the team.

Would he get lucky?

Only a singular toss of a Pokéball would tell.

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A TRANSFER OF POWER 3
POSTED ON Oct 1, 2022 12:10:54 GMT
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He’d been observing everything quietly, most of the time.

However—the mention of something buried deep under Littleroot? That—that was interesting.

He noticed ’s Milotic go towards Littleroot—and of course he was curious as to what was there.

Deep underneath the earth.

A flick of his hand revealed his Doublade—the only named Pokémon out of his small squad—and it follows the Milotic towards Littleroot.



• surprise binches, Jiro is here
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SPACE-TIME DISTORTION #11
POSTED ON Sept 29, 2022 20:01:35 GMT
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Huh.

He’d heard of these… ‘distortions’ from other fellow Rockets who’d ventured into them, but for him to actually get caught in the middle of one himself, well, that was a surprise and a half!

Considering the fact that he traveled with a small, light team he figured—what was he going to find in here?

The soft crunching underfoot made him stop and look down, before he backed away a few paces and saw something—a small sliver of green?

“Interesting.”

Picking it up, he then went on his merry way; making sure to avoid any further contact with whatever Pokémon were bound to come out of nowhere.



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processed shop
POSTED ON Sept 1, 2022 7:47:27 GMT
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shameless Kenjiro is shameless

display it, please!

total to add to on-hand money: 50PD

NICE - 50 PD
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FISHING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 31, 2022 15:05:19 GMT
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This was the surprise event—

Maybe he did learn a little more about why his boss liked fish. Maybe he didn’t.

Fact of the matter here was that—

Bruxish are butt-UGLY!

(However he’s not going to say that to the older man’s face.)

Out went the line, for the last time.

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wishiwashi, small (31 August)


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CLAMPERL DIVING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 31, 2022 15:02:50 GMT
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That was… understandably, a bust.

But well, at least he’d managed to get some loot from diving underwater.

He was getting better at it, at the very least.

Now, for the final dive of the day…

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1 pokéball; 31 August dive


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MANTINE SURFING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 31, 2022 15:01:20 GMT
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Oh, .

Regardless if the older man was drunk or sober, fact of the matter remained—

‘Sir, really, doing shit drunk doesn’t work all the time!’

That was the last Magikarp Splash Daily Critique™ update from him as he took his Mantine out for one last attempt—

At the Starmie 720, no less.

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Starmie 720, take 1: 31 August
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FISHING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 30, 2022 8:39:04 GMT
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It was that weird giggling fish that his boss seemed to have an unhealthy liking for…

Okay, weird. Not to mention, maybe the tiniest bit creepy?

Either way, once he’d released it, out went the line once more—

What would he find this time?

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CLAMPERL DIVING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 30, 2022 8:36:09 GMT
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Okay first of all, what the fuck.

Second of all—was this shit even going to light up even though he’d found it underwater, and drenched to the bone?

Either way, it was the last two days—time to make this dive for treasures worth it!

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1 devolution stone; 30 August dive


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MANTINE SURFING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 30, 2022 8:32:13 GMT
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He didn’t even need to flinch at that terrible wipeout he saw not too far from where he was watching.

He already had an idea of what the next message would be.

For now, though—it was time to try the Over the Gyarados once more!

(And when he got back to dry land, this was the message for today: ‘Sir… are you even honestly trying at this point?’)

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Over the Gyarados, take 4: 30 August
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FISHING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 29, 2022 15:02:34 GMT
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Even out here, the Mantine were following him?

How in the hell did he hook something that huge?!

Either way—

He freed it from the line and threw the line back out after swapping the lure to something a lot less… flashy.

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bruxish, average (29 August)


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CLAMPERL DIVING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 29, 2022 14:58:54 GMT
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The good thing about this was that he had a lot of good things found from the bottom of the seafloor.

The question now was—was all this shit going to work after he’d dried it all out?

Only a couple more days left…

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1 incense; 29 August dive


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MANTINE SURFING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 29, 2022 14:55:50 GMT
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He was getting bolder with the messages now.

‘What even happened to your technique, sir? Were you drinking again?!’

And out he went to try this trick again—the Over the Gyarados this time.

The end of the month was in sight…

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Over the Gyarados, take 3: 29 August
total: 5,000


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FISHING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 28, 2022 10:37:52 GMT
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Weird fish.

Shaking his head, he wondered what ’s opinion about Whiscash was.

(Maybe not as weird as that Bruxish, or whatever it was…)

Sighing, he changed lures and threw the line out once more.

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mantine, dynamax (28 August)


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