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POSTED ON Aug 28, 2022 10:34:20 GMT

That was an interesting-looking piece of rainbow glass he found yesterday.

What did it do?

Either way, today was another quick dive for shinies.

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POSTED ON Aug 28, 2022 10:30:33 GMT

He could only shake his head at that wipeout.

‘Sir. You’re clearly inebriated. Drunk surfing is only going to get you in even more trouble.’

He really meant well with the text messages, although he wasn’t sure if THEO BECKETT was taking it against him.

Today was another attempt at the Over the Gyarados, and why had it taken him so long to get started? The end of the month was near!

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POSTED ON Aug 27, 2022 11:37:55 GMT

That was a really tiny slab of ~~Magikarp~~ sashimi on the end of the line.

Much tempted as he was to filet the fish right then and there (because they were right at the sea, so readily-available source of salt) he decided not to, and threw the weenie-Karp back into the water.

What would he find next?

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POSTED ON Aug 27, 2022 11:34:35 GMT

He really couldn’t shake off the feeling that THEO BECKETT wanted to wring his neck for pulling off the Magikarp Splash in far less tries than the older man, so…

He was going to keep quiet about yesterday.

Maybe.

Down into the deep he went, scouring the sands again for something shiny.

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POSTED ON Aug 27, 2022 11:30:39 GMT

He couldn’t help but feel like he was being watched—

Was he?

Seeing THEO BECKETT wipe out again, he could only sigh.

‘Sir, really. I’m being serious. Doing anything drunk isn’t guaranteed success rate.’ Was the content for today. Was he himself speaking from experience? Maybe…

Today was another trick, this time it was the Over the Gyarados.

Off he went, then.

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POSTED ON Aug 26, 2022 15:00:31 GMT

Just… pretty average for a standard Gyarados.

But his Gyarados (to be, if he was being honest) was going to be extra-special. In more ways than one.

He then cast the line out once more.

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POSTED ON Aug 26, 2022 14:58:01 GMT

That… was a shock.

(And he was more than sure that THEO BECKETT would have his head when the older man found out that he landed the infamous trick before the other one did!)

Today… was a quiet day for diving into the salty brine, to look for treasure.

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POSTED ON Aug 26, 2022 14:54:51 GMT

That… was a spectacular wipeout.

‘Sir, you should really cut back on the alcohol when you try that trick. It might help.’ Was today’s message for THEO BECKETT.

And out he went for his own attempt at the Magikarp Splash, not wanting to be outdone by the older man.

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POSTED ON Aug 25, 2022 12:12:19 GMT

Finally, a worthy opponent!

The moment the Salandit spotted him, it hissed at him—however before he could even react, a powerful blast of Hydro Pump from somewhere caught it mid-hiss, and the hiss became a shriek of terror.

He could only smirk as the salamander then changed course, releasing a blast of Dragon Pulse from its maw—sweeping it around which forced him to dive off to one side.

“Sassy,” was all he would say, before the Frogadier that was hiding in his shadows emerged, in a Bounce attack that had the amphibian soar up into the sky.

The Salandit followed course, trying to snipe it from the skies with an Incinerating burst of flames, however just before the Frogadier landed, another Hydro Pump caught the salamander in mid-shriek, extinguishing the flames and forcing it to choke on the water.

Before it could drown and die on dry land, he threw the last Safari Ball at the hissing, angry, spitting lizard.

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POSTED ON Aug 25, 2022 12:07:16 GMT

Why did this extremely tiny little fish look like it had gotten separated from its school?

No matter, he’d ask THEO BECKETT about Wishiwashi next time he got a chance anyway.

Today was another quiet day for reeling in strange creatures of the deep, it seemed.

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POSTED ON Aug 25, 2022 12:04:40 GMT

What was it with him and his thoughts going to skinny-dipping every time he took a dive into the churning waters behind the rocks at this secluded inlet he’d found…?

Then he bristled as he remembered the voice of his long-dead older brother, the one who’d always taunt him about going out for a dip ass-naked in the dead of night.

No wonder.

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POSTED ON Aug 25, 2022 12:01:58 GMT

The fact that he still had his job meant that the other wasn’t taking offense to his critiques of the older man attempting the dang-blasted trick that everyone was trying (himself included).

‘Are you seriously drunk while trying the trick?’ was today’s message.

And no, it wasn’t throwing shade, it was observant criticism about the older man’s technique!

…time for him to ride out and try the Magikarp Splash too.

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POSTED ON Aug 24, 2022 10:19:05 GMT

The next thing he saw was…

Oh, another Remoraid.

It reminded him of the one he’d fished up at the docks, but this one was… nowhere near as impressive as the other one that he’d landed (and thrown back into the water).

He had no idea why, but there was something—strange about whatever else was waiting in the Safari Zone. Like there were multiple sets of eyes watching his every single danged-ass fucking move.

Were there Zubat around these parts? His brows furrowed, but that couldn’t be—there were no Zubat on the notice board of whatever was roaming around the Safari Zone grounds at this time.

Maybe in a few months…

Either way, he left the dangerous fish behind—much as he wanted to get it as a gift for his boss, well… he was pretty sure the other already had this one too.

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POSTED ON Aug 24, 2022 10:13:39 GMT

Why did this thing have such an ugly jaw…

Once he’d thrown the Huntail back into the water, he decided to use a different lure this time, wondering if a Magikarp-shaped one would work wonders.

It was cheap, too.

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