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FISHING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 20, 2022 11:16:17 GMT
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He wrinkled his nose at the sight of the Magikarp on the line.

Completely and absolutely average in every sense of the word.

(Definitely not to though, the older man had an obsession with fish even he couldn’t begin to fathom.)

Once he’d returned the averagest average of a Magikarp into the water, he threw the line out once more.

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CLAMPERL DIVING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 20, 2022 11:11:47 GMT
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The idea of renting a wetsuit was still there.

But just for taking a quick dive?

Wasn’t that going to be stupid expensive?!

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1 salac berry; 20 August dive


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MANTINE SURFING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 20, 2022 11:09:13 GMT
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Today’s text message read:

‘Getting there, sir. Just a little more on the technique.’

He wondered how many unread messages had at this point.

Either way, time to try the Magikarp Splash again without him seeing what failure he was setting himself up for.

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Magikarp Splash, take 3: 20 August
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POSTED ON Aug 20, 2022 11:05:38 GMT
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The next thing that he would come across—while not the thing he was looking for, well, he knew how useful Ghost-types were (having one himself, albeit in the form of a pair of possessed swords) when it came to espionage in particular.

It didn’t take him too long to whistle quietly, just once—and from what appeared to be his shadow, a sudden burst of Hydro Pump came hurtling out of its depths.

Blinking in surprise, the Duskull waved its stubby arms around, Disabling the attack that had drenched it in the process—before the Frogadier, lurking in Kenjiro’s shadow suddenly went in for the Bounce attack.

The Ghost-type never knew what hit it as the blur came down so fast, striking it hard—and causing it to smack into a nearby tree.

Before it could blink, a Safari Ball was thrown.


catch attempt on Duskull!

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68. SLATEPORT SPLASHFEST
POSTED ON Aug 19, 2022 12:02:54 GMT
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♛ KENJIRO'S CROWN TRACKER

GENERAL


❌ Completing ONE thread set during the Splashfest

MANTINE SURFING


✔️ Achieve 1000 total points
✔️ Achieve 4000 total points
❌ Achieve 10,000 total points
❌ Perform all tricks once and successfully Magikarp Splash, Over the Gyarados
✔️ Successfully perform a MAGIKARP SPLASH
❌ Earn the most amount of points


CLAMPERL DIVING


❌ Roll a 1 (REPEATABLE)
❌ Roll a 50 (REPEATABLE)
❌ Roll a 100 (REPEATABLE)
- CLAIMED ALL DIVING ITEMS, STORED IN PC -


SWIMSUIT CONTEST


- n/a, already in it


FISHING


❌ fish the largest size of a species (keep track in your post; highest roll).
❌ fish an "extra small-sized" pokemon.
✔️ fish a "small-sized" pokemon. smol gyarados
✔️ fish a "dynamax-sized" pokemon. LORGE gyarados
❌ fish a "gigantamax-sized" pokemon.


DUNK TANK


✔️ Dunk another character Jiro ALSO dunks a KID, oops
❌ Survive three dunk attempts while on the seat (REPEATABLE?)

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DUNK TANK (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 19, 2022 11:58:55 GMT
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One day.

Just give him one day.

Was that too much to ask?

Pick up, adjust posture, concentrate, throw like your life meant it!

Whack.

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MANTINE SURFING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 19, 2022 11:56:47 GMT
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Today’s text read something like:

‘Yesterday was better.’

Of course, he made sure to attempt the Magikarp Splash after had already gone because.

Well.

He wouldn’t be able to live it down if he was spotted.

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Magikarp Splash, take 2: 19 August
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CLAMPERL DIVING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 19, 2022 11:51:33 GMT
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At least the itch wasn’t as bad as it was yesterday.

Maybe he should borrow a wetsuit before trying to dive down.

But then again, maybe there was something in the salt water that reacted adversely to his skin.

Or maybe he was just seeing things.

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1 move tutor; 19 August dive


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FISHING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 19, 2022 11:47:52 GMT
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First thing he caught made his face screw into an infinity-kind of cringe.

Because, really—

Who would love something like THIS?!

(, probably, but he’s pretty sure the other man’s already caught something that looks EXACTLY like this, complete with winking façade and all that.)

After throwing the Bruxish back into the water, it was time to cast the line out again.

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POSTED ON Aug 19, 2022 11:45:17 GMT
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The first thing he encountered—

Huh, strange-looking little…thing. Waddled around on stubby little feet.

He would’ve wanted to catch it and add it to his growing army, but—his Meganium was a nasty little drama queen who didn’t like anything else that shared her typing running around…

Oops.

“Why did I have to be stuck with a drama queen…” he grumbled with a sigh, palm meeting face as he (regretfully) left the Fomantis behind. For now.

Maybe next time.

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DUNK TANK (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 18, 2022 12:14:42 GMT
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Hm.

How long had it been since he pitched a ball?

Well, whatever—

Although there was a secret sadistic side of himself that wanted to dunk more than a few people in Rocket that he knew. Shame that the guy on the tank right now isn’t one of them.

Whack.

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MANTINE SURFING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 18, 2022 12:09:19 GMT
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The only text that would receive from him was this:

‘Sir, forgive me, but what in the absolute fuck was that form?’

At least he’d gone out to try this activity much later in the day because holy shit, he did not want to be spotted by his boss as he himself attempted to land the Magikarp Splash, a trick that had constantly eluded the older man for so long.

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Magikarp Splash, take 1: 18 August
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CLAMPERL DIVING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 18, 2022 12:05:22 GMT
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Seawater made his skin crawl.

At least it wasn’t those fucking poisonous leaves that made him break out in hives for fucking days on end that he was subjecting himself to.

Either way, secluded little inlet, within sight of wherever the organizers were, time to dive.

And no, he did not entertain the idea of skinny-dipping.

One man’s trash is a poor man’s treasure, they say.

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1 level tutor; 18 August dive


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FISHING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 18, 2022 12:01:34 GMT
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He…

Couldn’t understand why the fuck his boss liked fish.

Jiro was of the opinion that if it was something from the sea, it was meant to be eaten.

Just like how he had gone for so long without Magikarp sashimi.

Shame he couldn’t just slice up the first thing that came out of the fishing line.

“How the fuck do you even enjoy this, ,” he muttered under his breath as he tossed the line out, 100% unsure if he was even doing this shit right.

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POSTED ON Aug 18, 2022 11:07:00 GMT
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Call him morbid, but—

This was the very first time he was going to set foot into this region’s Safari Zone. Like, ever.

How different was it from Kanto’s anyway? He knew the entire layout of Kanto’s Safari Zone like the back of his hand, so this was going to be completely unexplored territory for him.

Well, then.

Rumor had it there was… the ‘most useless fish alive’ currently overpopulating these parts, so it was time to make some Magikarp sashimi he wanted to get one for himself—not because of the ‘most useless fish alive’ thing, but because of its evolution.

And man, would kill him if he said the words ‘the most useless fish alive’ to his boss’s face.

Haha.

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