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MANTINE SURFING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 31, 2022 15:01:20 GMT
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Oh, .

Regardless if the older man was drunk or sober, fact of the matter remained—

‘Sir, really, doing shit drunk doesn’t work all the time!’

That was the last Magikarp Splash Daily Critique™ update from him as he took his Mantine out for one last attempt—

At the Starmie 720, no less.

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POSTED ON Aug 30, 2022 8:39:04 GMT
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It was that weird giggling fish that his boss seemed to have an unhealthy liking for…

Okay, weird. Not to mention, maybe the tiniest bit creepy?

Either way, once he’d released it, out went the line once more—

What would he find this time?

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CLAMPERL DIVING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 30, 2022 8:36:09 GMT
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Okay first of all, what the fuck.

Second of all—was this shit even going to light up even though he’d found it underwater, and drenched to the bone?

Either way, it was the last two days—time to make this dive for treasures worth it!

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1 devolution stone; 30 August dive


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MANTINE SURFING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 30, 2022 8:32:13 GMT
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He didn’t even need to flinch at that terrible wipeout he saw not too far from where he was watching.

He already had an idea of what the next message would be.

For now, though—it was time to try the Over the Gyarados once more!

(And when he got back to dry land, this was the message for today: ‘Sir… are you even honestly trying at this point?’)

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Over the Gyarados, take 4: 30 August
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FISHING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 29, 2022 15:02:34 GMT
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Even out here, the Mantine were following him?

How in the hell did he hook something that huge?!

Either way—

He freed it from the line and threw the line back out after swapping the lure to something a lot less… flashy.

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POSTED ON Aug 29, 2022 14:58:54 GMT
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The good thing about this was that he had a lot of good things found from the bottom of the seafloor.

The question now was—was all this shit going to work after he’d dried it all out?

Only a couple more days left…

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POSTED ON Aug 29, 2022 14:55:50 GMT
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He was getting bolder with the messages now.

‘What even happened to your technique, sir? Were you drinking again?!’

And out he went to try this trick again—the Over the Gyarados this time.

The end of the month was in sight…

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Over the Gyarados, take 3: 29 August
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POSTED ON Aug 28, 2022 10:37:52 GMT
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Weird fish.

Shaking his head, he wondered what ’s opinion about Whiscash was.

(Maybe not as weird as that Bruxish, or whatever it was…)

Sighing, he changed lures and threw the line out once more.

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POSTED ON Aug 28, 2022 10:34:20 GMT
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That was an interesting-looking piece of rainbow glass he found yesterday.

What did it do?

Either way, today was another quick dive for shinies.

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POSTED ON Aug 28, 2022 10:30:33 GMT
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He could only shake his head at that wipeout.

‘Sir. You’re clearly inebriated. Drunk surfing is only going to get you in even more trouble.’

He really meant well with the text messages, although he wasn’t sure if was taking it against him.

Today was another attempt at the Over the Gyarados, and why had it taken him so long to get started? The end of the month was near!

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Over the Gyarados, take 2: 28 August
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POSTED ON Aug 27, 2022 11:37:55 GMT
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That was a really tiny slab of Magikarp sashimi on the end of the line.

Much tempted as he was to filet the fish right then and there (because they were right at the sea, so readily-available source of salt) he decided not to, and threw the weenie-Karp back into the water.

What would he find next?

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POSTED ON Aug 27, 2022 11:34:35 GMT
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He really couldn’t shake off the feeling that wanted to wring his neck for pulling off the Magikarp Splash in far less tries than the older man, so…

He was going to keep quiet about yesterday.

Maybe.

Down into the deep he went, scouring the sands again for something shiny.

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1 mega shard; 27 August dive


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POSTED ON Aug 27, 2022 11:30:39 GMT
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He couldn’t help but feel like he was being watched—

Was he?

Seeing wipe out again, he could only sigh.

‘Sir, really. I’m being serious. Doing anything drunk isn’t guaranteed success rate.’ Was the content for today. Was he himself speaking from experience? Maybe…

Today was another trick, this time it was the Over the Gyarados.

Off he went, then.

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Over the Gyarados, take 1: 27 August
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POSTED ON Aug 26, 2022 15:00:31 GMT
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Just… pretty average for a standard Gyarados.

But his Gyarados (to be, if he was being honest) was going to be extra-special. In more ways than one.

He then cast the line out once more.

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POSTED ON Aug 26, 2022 14:58:01 GMT
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That… was a shock.

(And he was more than sure that would have his head when the older man found out that he landed the infamous trick before the other one did!)

Today… was a quiet day for diving into the salty brine, to look for treasure.

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1 pokéball; 26 August dive


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