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CLAMPERL DIVING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 22, 2022 9:31:01 GMT
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Huh.

What was with the small shard of something he’d found under the shifting sands?

Weird.

Anyway, he dismisses the thought of renting a wetsuit for the diving.

He’s getting used to it as he dove underwater.

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1 pokéball; 22 August dive


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POSTED ON Aug 22, 2022 7:57:18 GMT
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He knew that his Meganium was going throw a hissy fit if he showed up with another Grass-type…

Who knew that their species were fucking territorial? Not to mention, extremely jealous?

The little… simian (not that he knew that it was a Grookey; anything past the upper five hundred of the Pokédex was a mystery to him) continued to wave its branch around at something.

If he cared a little more about the world around him, and had some more of his almost-extinguished emotional capacity, he’d be thinking about how the little monkey looked like a clumsy little wizard (or witch, he didn’t know the gender) trying to practice some magic using the tiny little branch it held.

On to the next one, it seemed.


skipping Grookey

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FISHING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 21, 2022 14:33:15 GMT
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Weird fish.

No, really, , how did the older man love all these weird fish?

Once he’d thrown the Huntail back into the water, he threw the line out once more.

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gyarados, small (21 August + 1 crown for smol gyarados)


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CLAMPERL DIVING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 21, 2022 14:24:21 GMT
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Maybe it was his fault he started so late…

Was he going to have enough time to land that stupid trick?

(And hopefully, before his boss did?)

The lingering idea of renting a wetsuit was still in the back of his mind as he took another dive into the murky surf.

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1 blue shard; 21 August dive


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MANTINE SURFING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 21, 2022 14:21:42 GMT
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Today’s text message was even shorter:

‘Better.’

Of course, same stipulation—go out much later in the day, closer to sunset, so that didn’t see him wipe out terribly as he attempted the Magikarp Splash.

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Magikarp Splash, take 4: 21 August
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POSTED ON Aug 21, 2022 14:16:12 GMT
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Ah, and there it was.

His #1 target of the entire day.

Despite one of the events down at Slateport Beach running a simple fishing event, but—

There was something different about this one, and before his Frogadier could snipe it out of the puddle it was in—the Magikarp had decided to get the advantage and used Bounce before the Water-type could.

“Interesting,” was all he said, before the blur came out of his shadows once more and chucked a rock at the incoming blur crashing down fast—

Attempting to Smack it Down out of the air.

A few seconds later, a loud thudding noise caused a new crater close to where he stood.

“Feisty.”

Another Safari Ball was thrown.


catch attempt on Magikarp!

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POSTED ON Aug 20, 2022 11:24:14 GMT
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DUNK TANK (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 20, 2022 11:19:02 GMT
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Well, he’d managed to dunk the previous occupant of the dunk tank…

Was today going to be any different?

He picked up the pitch, and was ready to bat—

Whack.

It wasn’t until 0.5 seconds later does he realize just who he’d dunked—

“Oh, fuck.”

Oops, !

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FISHING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 20, 2022 11:16:17 GMT
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He wrinkled his nose at the sight of the Magikarp on the line.

Completely and absolutely average in every sense of the word.

(Definitely not to though, the older man had an obsession with fish even he couldn’t begin to fathom.)

Once he’d returned the averagest average of a Magikarp into the water, he threw the line out once more.

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huntail, average (20 August)


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CLAMPERL DIVING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 20, 2022 11:11:47 GMT
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The idea of renting a wetsuit was still there.

But just for taking a quick dive?

Wasn’t that going to be stupid expensive?!

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1 salac berry; 20 August dive


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MANTINE SURFING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 20, 2022 11:09:13 GMT
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Today’s text message read:

‘Getting there, sir. Just a little more on the technique.’

He wondered how many unread messages had at this point.

Either way, time to try the Magikarp Splash again without him seeing what failure he was setting himself up for.

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Magikarp Splash, take 3: 20 August
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POSTED ON Aug 20, 2022 11:05:38 GMT
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The next thing that he would come across—while not the thing he was looking for, well, he knew how useful Ghost-types were (having one himself, albeit in the form of a pair of possessed swords) when it came to espionage in particular.

It didn’t take him too long to whistle quietly, just once—and from what appeared to be his shadow, a sudden burst of Hydro Pump came hurtling out of its depths.

Blinking in surprise, the Duskull waved its stubby arms around, Disabling the attack that had drenched it in the process—before the Frogadier, lurking in Kenjiro’s shadow suddenly went in for the Bounce attack.

The Ghost-type never knew what hit it as the blur came down so fast, striking it hard—and causing it to smack into a nearby tree.

Before it could blink, a Safari Ball was thrown.


catch attempt on Duskull!

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68. SLATEPORT SPLASHFEST
POSTED ON Aug 19, 2022 12:02:54 GMT
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♛ KENJIRO'S CROWN TRACKER

GENERAL


❌ Completing ONE thread set during the Splashfest

MANTINE SURFING


✔️ Achieve 1000 total points
✔️ Achieve 4000 total points
❌ Achieve 10,000 total points
❌ Perform all tricks once and successfully Magikarp Splash, Over the Gyarados
✔️ Successfully perform a MAGIKARP SPLASH
❌ Earn the most amount of points


CLAMPERL DIVING


❌ Roll a 1 (REPEATABLE)
❌ Roll a 50 (REPEATABLE)
❌ Roll a 100 (REPEATABLE)
- CLAIMED ALL DIVING ITEMS, STORED IN PC -


SWIMSUIT CONTEST


- n/a, already in it


FISHING


❌ fish the largest size of a species (keep track in your post; highest roll).
❌ fish an "extra small-sized" pokemon.
✔️ fish a "small-sized" pokemon. smol gyarados
✔️ fish a "dynamax-sized" pokemon. LORGE gyarados
❌ fish a "gigantamax-sized" pokemon.


DUNK TANK


✔️ Dunk another character Jiro ALSO dunks a KID, oops
❌ Survive three dunk attempts while on the seat (REPEATABLE?)

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DUNK TANK (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 19, 2022 11:58:55 GMT
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One day.

Just give him one day.

Was that too much to ask?

Pick up, adjust posture, concentrate, throw like your life meant it!

Whack.

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MANTINE SURFING (SPLASHFEST)
POSTED ON Aug 19, 2022 11:56:47 GMT
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Today’s text read something like:

‘Yesterday was better.’

Of course, he made sure to attempt the Magikarp Splash after had already gone because.

Well.

He wouldn’t be able to live it down if he was spotted.

O_n|dKU|
Magikarp Splash, take 2: 19 August
total: 0


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