Vic
He/Him
28
June 21st
Mistralton City, Unova
Pansexual
Fortree Ranger Captain
Elite Ranger
The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math.
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Victor Wexler
RAID: DESOLATE LAND
POSTED ON Aug 7, 2021 5:35:39 GMT
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What lessons did Vic learn today? [break][break] Ash = bad. [break][break] Precipice Blades = really bad. [break][break] Cloud of Archeops = annoying and painful. [break][break] Weird Solar Beam = horrifying. [break][break] Going in an active volcano where an angry primal pokémon was trying to have a nice lava bath = REALLY BAD IDEA, WHO CAME UP WITH THAT?! [break][break] Leave it to Vic to be at risk of dying five seconds after the first useful thing he did since arriving at Mt. Chimney (other than taking one hell of a killer selfie). How did he respond to this? Well, called his Dragalge and Samurott to their pokéballs and got on the back of his Dragapult like any sane person would, because while Vic may not have had the best self-preservation instinct out there, he did have to make sure aaron faust’s Gligar made it out of here after the little flying scorpion basically saved his life. [break][break] He held Gligar in his arms like a weird teddy bear and away they flew… until he noticed a familiar speck of blue right ahead and about to fall in midair. [break][break] ”MINT!” Let us be thankful for the absolute cheat that is PHANTOM FORCE, because in the span of 2 seconds Taffy made it to where mint frost found himself falling and caught him in his arms, safely holding him. ”Man, you okay?” [break][break] There would be time to help his friend up onto the back of the dragon once they had made it to a safer spot, but for now… how about another selfie? [break][break] This time, he held his phone up (Kind of hurt to do that. Thanks, Archeops) and the camera was angled down so Vic, the Gligar in his arms, the Dragapult they rode, and a still-dangling Mint would all be in frame. And, hell, there was even a distant glimpse of the fight between Groudon and Regidrago, and perhaps even a very pixelated MATIAS SILPH coming between them... [break][break] What else did we learn today? [break][break] Vic = useless.
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+ TL;DR: [break]- Oh shit, lava! [break]- Vic calls his Samurott and Dragalge back [break]- Gets on his Dragapult while holding aaron faust's Gligar [break]- They fly away and catch mint frost before he falls [break]- He takes a selfie as they leave and there's a distance glimpse of MATIAS SILPH being stupid [break]- Nothing useful here. Bye Mt. Chimney, see you on IG
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