Despite his warning, the crash of water rings out aid the delicate silence and Andres is alert as ever. These pools aren’t very deep after all, and while Chuchi could maybe survive just find doing something this reckless, he was worried Luka might hurt herself if she were caught in the crossfire of his partner’s antic. Mainly, the whole ‘don’t hit your head’ thing. Andres let out the breath he was holding before calling out another warning. “Muñeca, keep her over there! I don’t want her trying that again!” he warned, as Chuchi carefully sat down by the waters edge. She waited for the pinkette to check on the baby pokemon before shaking herself partly dry. Her thick coat wild and puffed up. [break][break]

Chuchi gave a little bark at the Togepi eyeing the baby and padding over closer once the tub bobbed towards her. Andres, for the most part slowly sank back down in the water as his exposed skin began to prickle form the cold. He moved to sit closest to the partition once more now that he didn’t have to worry about Chuchi throwing herself from 10 ft in the air. “I have never been so insulted, Luka.” He returned, pouting dramatically even though no one could see it. “Your intolerance for a man’s natural musk is offensive. And quite cruel, I might add.” He continued, still playing around. The last of his words ended a little blurred as he sank slightly under the water and bubbles in it. If only a natural hot spring also had natural jacuzzi jets. [break][break]

The Eevee is quick to yip in agreement to her chosen bathing companion, tail wagging as she eagerly accepted the attention. Chuchi is quickly to flop on her belly, front paws resting in the warm water while laying next to Luka and Toffee. Her tail wagging fluctuating between lazy and energized. “Well,” Andres began, after jolting up slightly with a start. He’d almost fallen asleep. “I don’t really have any news to share…so I’ll keep picking at your life~” he said, grinning as ran warm water over his hair again, styling it backwards and out of his face. “Got a date to that fancy party happening in Mossdeep~?”

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665 - 19 = 646

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Andres sighed as she got out of the bath waiting for the water to settle down. Every few seconds he’s dip his tow in to test the water before pulling it back out and hissing ‘too hot! Too hot!’. He looked over at Chuchi, frowning, but determining she had enough fat, muscle, and fur to be fine. “Don’t blame me if you break something!!” he warned the Eevee and another crack resounded. Chuchi growled at Andres before looking at Luka and yipping excitedly. [break][break]

“Brace yourself, Luka!” he warned a she watched the normal type rear up and adjust her aim towards the pinkette. “And I’m not!! Stinky!! You wound me!!” he complained as Chuchi lept right as the branch snapped down, soaring over the fence. She howled as she did so free falling towards Luka and letting fate decide.

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752 - 87 = 665

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+ luka chêne [break][break]

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“Hey, I don’t know, won’t hurt me.” He replied, giving the man a quick wink before taking another swig of his drink. While he wasn’t exactly trophy wife material, he also didn’t actually have a need for it. But that wouldn’t keep him from ribbing a total stranger about, especially when they were paying for drinks. “Oooh, the humble type, then?” Andres corrected as he spoke again. [break][break]

It was Andres’ turn to be surprised now as he looked over at the watch and seemed to grin almost nervously. He’s in disbelief and seconds later narrowed his eyes as if he actually knew. “You’re fucking with me, aren’t you? I’m not that drunk yet~” he chided. Then again, he’d bought everyone here a round. On the other hand, anyone could do that with a credit card. If it was true, he wondered what in God’s name had prompted Jack to pick this specific dive bar. “I suppose. I wouldn’t know though.” He lived fairly decently, even without the allowance his father used to give him. But it wasn’t all bad. Tutoring uppercrust kids at the very least put his name out there for eccentric, rich clients to hire him as well. After all, everyone needed a tutor or personal trainer these days. [break][break]

“Me? I’m just a man on vacation.” He explained wit ha dramatic shrug. All dressed up, and for what? “I was headed out to find some nighttime tourist traps, and then got caught in the rain.” The blonde continued, gesturing at the one of the windows. “S’not all bad though. I got pretty lucky. First drink’s on the house after all. Or I guess, you.”


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+ jack wainwright hehehe [break][break]

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There’s a huge splash as Chuchi belly flopped into the even hotter water and Andres went form being warm to being soft-boiled. The only reprieve is the cool air of the outside. He started waving his hand in front of his face hoping to make the steam extra dissipate faster. ”I’m ok, Luka!” he called out immediately, trying to reassure his companion since she couldn’t exactly see what was going on. Chuchi is smug as she sat near the hottest part parts, fur bubbling up and the Eevee looking entirely too pleased with her action. Andres can only wait this out now. [break][break]

It would start to cool eventually. “Chuchi threw something in the water, and I didn’t see what it was! But it’s just something causing an exothermic reaction as it interacts with the spring water, upping the heat in my bath.” He explained purposefully splashing Chuchi and making her sneeze as a little bit of water went up her nose. She glared at the blonde. “What you get!” he hissed back as she huffed and rolled from her back onto her belly ready to doggy paddle headbutt him for his insolence. “We’re fine, anyway!” he added as he moved over and checked Chuchi’s paws while she pouted angrily at him. He stared her down, serious as ever before squeezing her little toe beans. “Who’s got widdle pawsies? Pawsies wawsies hehe.” He smirked at the Eevee and she raised a paw and slapped his hands away. With another bark, the normal type paddled her way to the edge before shaking herself dry once more and beginning to look for a way to climb the divider. Andres paid her no mind. She could sulk elsewhere. [break][break]

“Sorry for the scare, bonita. Chuchi’s just being demanding.” He explained. On cue, there’s an annoyed snarl and a bark as the Eevee began to hop from rocks to trees and finally to a low hanging branch where she could see the women’s pool. Her large form made the branch creak, but her attention was focused on the pool. Otherwise, this was seriously gonna hurt.

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755 - 3 = 752

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+ luka chêne [break][break]

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Andres could barely hide the smirk as he sipped his drink and watched the generous benefactor nearly choke on his own. He grinned at Jack sending back a quick, “So you’re saying there’s a vacancy?” before laughing. Not that Andres would ever consider marriage, money reasons or otherwise. He slept around too much, feared his own commitments too much. No, by far it was better to roam and befriend people that settled down with just one. [break][break]


“Andres. Andres Buenaventura. Nice to meet you, guapo.” He doesn’t hesitate to clap his hand in Jack’s giving him a good handshake before retracting to continue nursing his glass. “Those sound like the words of a guilty man.” He replied with another quick laugh. This time its Andres turn to sputter into his drink. “Pfft! Don’t think I’ve heard of that complaint before. Or are you just bragging?” he asked taking a gulp of his drink this time and letting out


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“Perfecto, enjoy! You can barely notice the alcohol in the jello.” The blonde replied, before snatching up another shot, this time a blue star shot glass, and suck out the shot. It stung the back of his throat but for the most part, blue raspberry flooded his taste buds and made him forget all about how much pain he was going to cause his liver tonight. The advertisement of jello shots seemed to have enticed more people to gather which was perfect for him. Easier for him. [break][break]

As another woman approached, the trainer grinned letting her take what she wanted. “But of course, Señorita.” He said, gesturing at what had looked to be a red jello shot. “Great party so far?” he asked Summer, oblivious to the fact that she was actually the hostess. “We just got here but it’s already pretty lively, but kind of boring.” He said almost dramatically deflated with his plate of jello shots. Its more comical than sympathetic. [break][break]

He doesn’t give the ladies time to respond however and perked up immediately. “Say Bonita, we’ve already had the blue shots, and since you grabbed the red, wanna find out what purple tastes like?” Andres asked a little too proud of that one. But that was just his stomach digesting the very first alcohol drowned jello.


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+ luka chêne + Summer Atreides [break][break]

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Andres was always one for the night life. He’d been looking forward to going to the tourist traps in Slateport at night. Maybe treat himself to a fancy dinner by the ocean- but not tonight. Tonight, was all dreary and wet. And while it puts a bit of a damper of his little vacation, Andres is more than willing to venture out of his hotel room for the evening. If only so he could find a bedwarmer for the night. At least then, he’d been entertained. It’s pure coincidence he made it into the little dive bar just in time to hear a resounding cheer. OR well, a handful of patrons slamming various mugs and glasses on the counter in excitement while the rest kept to their conversations. [break][break]


He’s intrigued enough to step in at least. It would be a welcome break form the near constant sheets of rain outside. Andres took a moment to shake himself off at the threshold before running a hand through his hair and stepping towards the bar. Without asking, a glass is set for him as the bartender began pouring whatever he’d been serving some of the other patrons during their free round. Quick pleasantries are exchanged, and in no time, the blonde is turning his attention to their very generous patron. He lifted his glass and sort of motioned a small cheers at the darker haired man. “Thank you kindly, sir. What’s the occasion?” he asked, hazel eyes running up and down the stranger before he took a wild guess. “Mmm…finalized your divorce, did you?” he asked not actually recognizing the man.

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+ jack wainwright [break][break]

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Andres tapped his chin as he thought it over once more. “Stamina huh…?” He wasn’t a dancer per se, but he assumed dancer stamina was basically the same as a runner’s right. Especially if the intensity was kicking up due to upcoming performances. “Sure, but that’s a lot less weight training.” He said already mentally tossing aside the previous exercises. “Of course! That’s the only reason I said anything. We want everyone to be as safe and healthy as possible here.” He explained. [break][break]

“Usually I charge people, but I can’t leave a lady in need~” he said before perking up at Melody continued to explain her situation. “Heh Churra, no need to be embarrassed. Everyone starts their fitness journeys somewhere.” He said before smirking down at the pinkette, stretching his arms in front of the girl to show off. “Yeah, I work here as a trainer. What gave it away? My winning charisma maybe?” He was half joking, and half flirting. Unless….? “I usually work with client in the afternoons. Morning are more expensive, but I can accommodate a few days if you’re willing to pay.” There’s a pause as he glanced at the counter. “OH right! You’re a new member, right? You should have a free session with any of us.” He then went back to smirking at the woman. “You could take me out for a test drive, see what works.” Andres added.


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Andres wasn’t really sure what exactly the hot rocks massage might entail, but he’d been suggested it after asking about something other than a hot soak in the springs. IF the place was having a little event for all their services why not try all of them if could manage. Everything here was incredibly healthy after all. Why not? [break][break]

So, he took his bathrobe and strolled confidently into the room looking for a masseuse but being mildly surprised at the people gathered inside it. “Martín, my pana! Fancy seeing you here.” He greeted going over to clap the brunette’s shoulder before looking down at Luka. “Mi frambuesita, you know him? Hehe, good for you. Getting out I see.” He said greeting her with a kiss on the cheeks. It good to see friends when you weren’t expecting them. Especially since both seemed like the types to be busy. Or well, busier than most. [break][break]

And then he turned, tilting his head to the other pinkette a stranger to him. But a pretty one nonetheless, and he was quick to introduce himself to her, moving a bit closer to offer a handshake. “Halo, Bonita, I don’t think I’ve met you yet.” He said offering a grin and a quick wink to the woman. “I’m Andres, but Papi Chulo is fine.”

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i forfeit

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+ luka chêne + Martín del Mar + @emi ihhope this hurts yall as much as it hurts me [break][break]

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Andres squinted, racking his brains for the mental image of the pokemon. Purple…alien?? What kind of pokemon could she mean? “If you don’t mind sometime, can I come over and see it? Sounds interesting!” he called back. For the first time, not really insinuating anything else with his words. Andres languished dramatically even though only Chuchi could see him right now. “Ayyy mi amoooor! It’s so sooore~! If only a cute girl’s delicate hands could come bust my knot for me~~” he said, splashing his partner pokemon as he splashed onto his back and lay on the water as if dying. After realizing he couldn’t really hear well like that he sat up once more. [break][break]

He stuck a finger in his ear trying to make sure he didn’t water stuck in it. Last thing he needed after a hard walk was swimmer’s ear. There’s a modicum of peace they get back to as Luka relayed her story on the mysterious alien thing. “Have you tried leave it inside the pokeball?” he called out. There’s a paused before he started up again, “Names?! Like a psychic, alien th-” and then he stopped abruptly. Andres was the one that teased Luka, it had yet to be the other way around. But he was nothing if not shameless, and he’d call her bluff on this. Though, he’s never really…milfed around before. He didn’t even really think Luka was that kind of girl. “Si, mami. Won’t you let me bre- CHUCHI STOP!” Before Andres could really finish his crude line, the Eevee was by the side of the pool dumping something into the water and pumping up the heat all of a sudden. She yipped, letting the blonde know she was ok, but steam began to billow upwards on his side of the bath.

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863 - 87 -20 = 755

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+ luka chêne [break][break]

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Andres doesn’t quite get the vibe just yet. Any flirt worth their salt would have something clever to say to that. Andres, instead nodded excitedly, like a golden retriever ready to go out for walkies. “Yeah- actually. I’ve never been to a real hot spring before…” he began. “Though, I’ve been to this big bath when I was still on the road. It’s sort of close to this.” He added. Andres didn’t stand up again, this time acutely aware of how naked he was but accepted the invitation and moved over closer to the blonde. At least this way he wouldn’t be shouting at him. Or, flashing him. [Break][break]

Staying still in the water allowed the heat to better soak into his muscles and bones and began to fully warm him up. “The bath I went to…I think- this is far more intimate.” He said, finally looking over at Artie and offering him a little smirk. He’d get one in one way or another. Now that he was more up close and personal, he could get a better look at his bathing companion. Fair skin, pretty eyes, not terrible scrawny though most people might give off that impression when he was…you know…him. “I’m Andres…and you know, Chuchi.” He said with a grin nodding over at his Eevee who wagged her tail as she floated by, for the most part ignoring her human. “So, ojitos, are you visiting, or a local?” he asked as he cupped water in his hands and ran it over his hair. The gel in it barely holding on and locked of his undercut were beginning to fall out of place.


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966 - 97 = 869

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+ arthur finnian vanderbilt [break][break]

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Andres can only do what he does best when he's feeling embarrassed. Chug a lug a little bit. After all, what was better than a bit of liquid courage? "Dont mund if I do~" he said picking up a glass for himself wothout waiting for Arties reply.

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- its shitposting times sorry. [break][break]

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Andres can only pale form the embarrassment as FERNANDO SILPH pulled away, not only not his friend but also sort of upset? He almost blurted out how not that big of a deal this was, but decided it was better to keep quiet. Especially as the guy twirled away with a woman in tow and began their weird visual effects dancing. He looked back at Artie letting out a nervous laugh. “Hehe…uh…honest mistake??” he explained trying to move along over how uncool that had been for him. Ugh. But at least luka chêne seemed to recognize him…at least before the whole tonguing incident. “That’s Luka. I met her at the beach with Chuchi while training.” He said, grinning at the girl as she and DEREK HOFFMAN danced away, avoiding eye contact. That’s fine. [break][break]

He immediately perked up when Melody Miro replied back, grinning and sending a wink her way before looking back at Artie to explain. “She trains at my gym- or well- she trained there. You know before the whole uh….kidnapping thing.” He said before lowering his voice and leaning into the blonde’s ear. “Which, if we’re being honest, we were supposed to meet up around the time it happened…so I was super panicked the police would come for me as a wanted criminal...” he then straightened up to say the rest. “Thankfully, s’all good you know?” he added as a waiter moved by with a tray of glasses. “Shall I get you a drink, mi principito?” [break][break]

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+ arthur finnian vanderbilt + FERNANDO SILPH + Melody Miro + luka chêne

tl;dr [break][break][break]

- tries to recover from being essentially bitch slapped away [break]
- happy to see luka and melody still[break]
- offers to get artie a drank [break][break]

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