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final pyre, all expired [wild]

POSTED ON Nov 19, 2023 6:49:51 GMT

? / male / limber / drain punch, endeavor, flying press, agility, ally switch, low kick

They had to wait another thirty minutes before the previous Incense had been fully burned out and disposed of properly, before returning back to the same scene with a new one…

What, he had quite a lot of these! So far, though, he’d only managed to find one of the new birds, so… he knew he was going to be out here for quite a bit.

His Hawlucha was looking down from the same branch that it was lounging on, watching as he lit the new Incense and left it at the base of the tree before climbing back up to join the Pokémon.

“Yeah. We continue to wait.”

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june hearth, january fan [wild]

POSTED ON Nov 19, 2023 6:47:16 GMT

The next Pokémon that came shuffling their way was… unfortunately, not the one he was looking for. He actually had to do a double-take because wait, what was that?

Aw, it was Idun… or rather, a species-cousin of his Pidgeot. He already had one of his own, though, and he knew what a proud little jackass she was, and so therefore left this Pidgeot to its own devices.

The Hawlucha gave him the stink-eye in answer.

“What? It’s not what we need!” he hissed back.

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Emergency Meeting (Mission)

POSTED ON Nov 19, 2023 6:13:23 GMT

☆ kyouya / male / sheer force / sky drop, hone claws, bulk up, tailwind, aerial ace, rock slide, roost

“Oh, trust me, Tom. I know how my partner thinks. He doesn’t want to stress me out, however this is also going to be my problem, all things considered because I’m the Gym Leader,” he added with a sigh.

Why didn’t problems just want to leave this region alone…?

“Your help is definitely appreciated, though,” he went on after he pinched the bridge of his nose.

“There’s no fucking way I can do this alone.”

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from one bird to another [s][c]

POSTED ON Nov 18, 2023 21:59:48 GMT

“Simple, but ultimately—yes, very useful to know,” he nodded in agreement.

(Even if his own doubles-style battling sucked ass, too.)

The moment the macarons were spotted, they stole the show entirely. He couldn’t help but laugh at the expression of glee on the greenette’s face.

“I wasn’t sure what flavors to make them, so I played it safe and went for matcha for the Natu, and the Pidove one’s vanilla,” he continued with the same sheepish expression.

“Did I get their profiles right?” he added with another laugh. “Even piping the icing decorations for the Natu creeped me out, I don’t know what’s up with their stare! It looks like it’s following your every move.”

And don’t get him started on the Xatu line, the stares of that evolution line were even worse.

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Weird Ice Dragon [Alexei][M/Bond Bridge]

POSTED ON Nov 18, 2023 21:55:21 GMT

? / male / defeatist / agility, quick guard, rock slide, dragon claw, u-turn, acrobatics

“On the contrary, I was about to go over to the Lilycove Department Store and drop off the shopping list,” he waved back, gesturing to the piece of paper he was holding in his other hand.

“Also here to pick up and get the deliveries meant for Fortree cleared and sent out,” he added once he’d approached and looked over what she was—ooh, what was this?

“You had me at macarons,” he chuckled as he then whistled sharply once; before watching his Archeops and Braviary fly over to join them.

“Kyouya, you already know. The Archeops… well I haven’t picked a name for him yet… but you know how it is. These things take time.”

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Captive Princess [C]

POSTED ON Nov 18, 2023 21:42:40 GMT

gabriel / male / intimidate / dragon claw, scary face, flamethrower, protect, thunder fang, rock slide

The roaring of what would be recognized as a Salamence would echo as whoever this… whoever this was approached the cell and continued to literally cause a ruckus.

Only, instead of familiar words, there would be rather familiar words interspersed with the unfamiliar language…

Some of the words even sounded like “idi nahui” and then a few words later, “blyat!” before a string of crisp curse words would tumble out from whoever was headed her way.

“I fucking swear, if you don’t let me get her now, I will have my Salamence raze you alive!” he continued to yell ~~in Russian~~, clear danger peppering his words if they didn’t get the fuck out of the way as fast as possible!

“Hand me the key to her cell, now!”

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down the scorbunny hole [m][dd]

POSTED ON Nov 18, 2023 21:37:57 GMT

Rather than red, or blue—the thing that came out of the ring was decidedly purple… and he had to do a double-take.

“Wait… what? You—you can’t be serious,” he stammered as he blinked in disbelief; watching as several Pokémon came out… and all of them had one thing in common.

Why did they have those kissable (not) lips? And that wiry beard?!

“Y-you picked purple, l-look what it got us!” he exclaimed; unable to hold back a bark of laughter for the briefest of moments; before…

Well, before the Swalot began attacking en masse via way of Poison Gas!

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Emergency Meeting (Mission)

POSTED ON Nov 18, 2023 21:34:53 GMT

Moment his friend confirmed that the tentacle ~~hentai~~ monsters were back, he pinched the bridge of his nose once again.

“Are you fucking kidding me,” he grumbled, punctuating each word with a change in intonation before closing his eyes and resisting the urge to scream, to rip his hair out, to just run around in circles like he’d lost his sanity.

“But see, that… that’s the thing,” he went on in the same quiet tone.

“If I tell him about this, he’s going to insist on handling everything by himself.”

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subversion [m][dd]

POSTED ON Nov 18, 2023 21:31:28 GMT

✤ loki / male / prankster / feint attack, shadow claw, detect, power gem, fake out, recover

It sounded like something hitting a wall, at least from where he stood. He then squinted into the pervading gloom, before seeing the Sableye hold up both his stubby arms; as if telling him to wait for him there.

“O-okay,” he breathed out as the Sableye sunk into the thickening darkness; the better to scout up ahead…

It wouldn’t take too long for the other to eventually emerge at a vantage point very close to where Memo was sleepwalking, and the Sableye’s mouth flipped upside-down in alarm—what was making the other human move like that?

Wakey-wakey, Memo!

The Sableye then tried to clap the other man awake by using Fake Out on him!

how the turns have tabled this time!

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bonding [m]

POSTED ON Nov 18, 2023 21:28:29 GMT

He couldn’t help the scowl of dismay flash across his face for the briefest of seconds, before he prepared his equally-spicy retort.

“…you’d say ‘no’ even if I was the sugar daddy?” he hummed quietly as he squinted at the other.

“See, that’s the thing… you’ve been keeping your money to yourself, you haven’t bought anything for yourself asides from what we’re about to get… not even if I cover at least half of yours, you’re not going to budge, aren’t you?”

The line he drew his mouth into thinned the more his partner refused to budge.

“L-look…”

The Braviary let out a quiet squawking noise before plucking an annoying feather that had been bothering him. “He’s not going to eat her, I-I swear.”

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all-nighters, again [m][dd]

POSTED ON Nov 18, 2023 21:24:58 GMT

“You know. Reports, and stuff.”

Should the other look through the looping (if somewhat lopsided) handwriting, it was mostly expenditure reports for that matter.

There were also other papers that covered future plans regarding what else could be done in Fortree for the year ahead…

The moment Memo hit a particular nerve in his hand, though, he let out this arrested noise that was halfway between a squeak of surprise and a very relaxed purring noise.

“Oh, fuck, that feels good,” he hissed as he felt his eyes close while he rested against the table. “C-can you go back and get that knot… out?”

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treat for candy [m][dd]

POSTED ON Nov 18, 2023 21:21:50 GMT

“Well, it’s easy to see which has nuts and which doesn’t,” he agreed as he looked over the piles of candy.

“Kinda sucks that there are people who’re allergic to like, eggs. Or chocolate. Imagine being allergic to fucking chocolate, how do you even live if you have that kind of an allergy?!”

He then hummed as he picked through some of the candies and began sorting it too—unknowingly sorting it between two piles as well; piles of the ones he’d eat, and piles of his partner’s favorites.

“Isn’t it time we caught up to all of that, then?” he mused quietly with this smile on his face.

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trick or party? [m][dd]

POSTED ON Nov 18, 2023 21:17:13 GMT

“Oh, come on,” he wheedled; however he did not shy away from the affection that was being laid on thick.

“I already said we’d go… even if it’s like just, for an hour.”

The hot, hot blush still coated his ears richly, and had spread pretty much down his neck, across his shoulders… yes, he was turning pretty much red everywhere from blush and it was extremely embarrassing!

“And what are you going to wear? I already picked out some shit for you to wear…”

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frightfest [m][dd]

POSTED ON Nov 18, 2023 21:13:19 GMT

“Look, sometimes their sheer stupidity deserves different levels of disbelief,” he retorted back; however he was not going to deny the affection he was getting from his partner before the warning about the jumpscare came…

Of course it came with the music! Of fuggin’ course it did!

“Wh-wh-what… did, did you l-like… hear that, too?” he blinked, his eyes looking around and hoping it was just the movie on the TV screen…

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