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BATTLEFRONT 2: TRAIN STATION

POSTED ON Oct 29, 2018 17:57:39 GMT

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[attr="class","cmonbody"]Before he knows it, the Iron Man wannabe Pokémon is upon him. Fists glowing blue and ready to strike at him. There was no time to reach for another Pokeball, with the rest already caught up in their own battles. They were too far away anyway. So, he ran like the brave man he was.

“Shit, shit, shit, shi-“ He had only made it a few metres before the first punch collided into his back. Dallas stumbled forward. Trying to still move forward but the inevitable had caught him now. A flurry of more blows pummelled into his torso before he collapsed to the ground.
He held up an arm to protect his body. It only held strong for a few hits before there wasa crack and a scream of pain that escaped him. His Pokémon looked on in horror as their trainer was beaten down. It wasn’t their fault, but they still felt guilty for not being there for him.

“I forgot you Rockets were fucking cowards.” He forced a laugh that only racked his body with more pain.

Suddenly, another Pokemon burst onto the scene to attack the Scizor. Only to then be replaced as quickly as it arrived. A Magneton now had @creed ’s Pokemon in its sights, and the lucky man Dallas had been chosen as the best meat shield.

His arm was probably broken, who knows what else was broken or bleeding inside his body. But the man still had two legs and a working arm. Enough to fight to the last breath and make sure this damn bug fried.

“JACKET CLOUD!” In one swift motion, the blond whipped off his jacket as he scrambled away and threw it at the Scizor. The amazing technique was done literally just to buy him a few seconds so the attack could fire without his body being in the middle of that equation. Maybe the Scizor would even be shocked into paralysis from the sacrifice Dallas had just made. It was a pretty cool jacket, and expensive too.

Also, all of Dallas’ Pokemon took their hits like champs from @jordyncross ’s Pokemon. Now eyeing their escape to regroup with their trainer who was heading to the nearest train.

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@traingoons – 000 – Dallas tries to run like Brave Sir Robin. Gets beat the fuck up. Uses an advanced Rhodes technique to buy him time to avoid the Scizor and Zap Cannon. Runs to the nearest train, just guess that it's probably train 2. His Pokemon took all the attacks like champs and are looking to regroup with their trainer. Sorry for not posting till now blame Noods wanting my Dota 2 skills.

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BATTLEFRONT 2: TRAIN STATION

POSTED ON Oct 27, 2018 12:19:01 GMT

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[attr="class","cmonbody"]Dallas gave a nod and thanks to the League members quick thinking. All that was needed now was the rocks to be removed and train 2 could be on its way like nothing ever happened. It was never that easy though, was it.

Another person stepped up onto the scene. Dallas would have thought nothing of her until she released three Pokémon at once. And one by one the lined up to attack the trains.

“Bom, move the rocks then stop the flaming dog.” With a bit more energy now as the situation began to ramp up in pressure, the Slowpoke did as commanded. Moving the debris in front of train 2 with Psychic. Then following up with a Water Pulse on the Arcanine. A blue ball of water that would crash onto it like a wave to intercept and stop the attack.

“Sorry Hawks, time to tag you out.” Before she could protest the Fletchinder was summoned back into her Pokeball and in her place, Yungoos and Snivy came out. Dallas still felt bad he hadn’t given them cool nicknames yet. Maybe this could be the day.

“Yungoos, gonna need you to ask the two-headed thing to chill out.” With teeth bared the Yungoos charged at the Zweilous. Another interception. But this time with an Ice Fang into its side to knock the charging dragon of course. The Strong Jaw of his Yungoos only made the fangs hurt more as they dug into the Zweilous.

“And Snivy,” the snake-like Pokemon give his owner the side eye. “Don’t give me the attitude! Give it to the blue mouse thing!” Snivy rolled its eyes as if the task given was monumental. Two green vines would fire out from its tail towards the Azumarill.

Instead of simply attacking though, they would enwrap around the Azumarill to redirect its attack up into the sky and away from the train.

Dallas turned to face the woman, @jordyncross, that had commanded the attack. “Can you not? I really don’t want to be hurting your Pokémon. Genuinely, hand on heart. But you’re forcing my hand here. Can you just take you and your teams’ awful outfit back to Kanto?”

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@traingoons – 000 – Slowpoke used Psychic to move the debris at train 2. Slowpoke used Water Pulse on Arcanine to stop it from hitting the train. Yungoos used Ice Fang on Zweilous to knock its attack off course. Snivy used Vine Whip on Azumarill to redirect its attack up into the air Team Rocket blasting off again style. Dallas threw shade at the trashy Rocket uniform

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BATTLEFRONT 2: TRAIN STATION

POSTED ON Oct 25, 2018 16:36:44 GMT

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[attr="class","cmonbody"]He had only gotten off at this same train station a couple of hours ago, and now Dallas found himself being ushered back towards it. While there were always crowds here, the panic ravaged through it now added a layer of chaos that made the station far more dangerous to be in.

Rocket had arrived.

At first, he had tried to fight against the current of people, but it was useless. He was probably the only one here wanting to go in the opposite direction. Rocket was that direction after all, and as much as he wanted to face them then and there, his efforts were better put towards evacuation. Currently, it was a shambles. Every man for themselves trying to get one of the four trains.

Fletchinder was released, hovering above the panicked crowds. “You mind giving me a lift?” The bird replied with a glare but helped all the same. Grabbing onto his shoulders and giving the man a better view in the air. People would be more likely to listen to a guy that was flying above them, right?

“Everybody listen-” A rumbling and a crash from one of the trains cut off his voice. Not that it would have mattered much considering how much the screaming and shouting drowned it out. Dallas’ mind race as he turned to face the commotion. He hoped it wasn’t Rocket, but when he saw the two attacking Pokémon, it was not unexpected.

“Shit. Drop me there, Hawks.” It was all he needed to ask before he found himself landing in one of the few clear areas on the platform. Unsurprisingly, no one wanted to be near the attack if they could help it.

“Bom,” his Slowpoke was released beside him, “put out the fire, please.” His nonchalant tone was similar to the response of the Slowpoke. It gave a yawn and a lazy nod before firing a Water Gun towards the flames to put them out.

He looked towards their trainer, @creed . “I hope you’re just bad at controlling your Pokémon and didn’t actually mean for that to happen.” Eyes glanced back towards the rock that had battered into the train. Barely any time had passed and it looked like Rocket were already working on stopping any escape from this invasion

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POSTED ON Oct 23, 2018 18:23:38 GMT

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[attr="class","cmonbody"]As relaxing as they were, one could only soak in the hot springs of Lavaridge town for so long. Dallas had gotten his needed rest. As did his three Pokémon that bravely fought and protected him in the ruins they entered. They couldn’t laze around forever. They all needed to get back into top shape. Ready for the challenges Hoenn offered them, as well as the challenge that came from Kanto.

So, now they found themselves at Route 000. Dallas wasn’t hunting for battles, but just stretching his and his Pokémon’s muscles. Seeing what across their path.

That was when the blond stumbled upon him. A man he had never met before, but gave him that annoying feeling that he had met him before...somewhere. Perhaps that nagging feeling was right, or Dallas was going crazy. Both seemed like valid possibilities.

Whatever the case, their paths were about to cross and Dallas was a main raised with manners. He’d hit the stranger with the old polite small talk maneuver.

“Yo.” Dallas gave the stranger a wave as he approached. “Have I met you somewhere before?”

Might as well ask.

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POSTED ON Oct 21, 2018 16:31:23 GMT

Type 1 Evolution: Slowpoke --> Slowbro

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01. ROCKET INVASION

POSTED ON Oct 21, 2018 16:16:33 GMT

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Rhodes Elite Squad: Slowpoke (Soon to be Slowbro), Fletchinder, Sandslash, Lairon, Snivy and Yungoos

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FUCK YOU [FUTURE][DEATH ENABLED]

POSTED ON Oct 19, 2018 22:09:10 GMT

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POSTED ON Oct 19, 2018 21:17:47 GMT

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[attr="class","cmonbody"]Luckily Dallas didn’t need to fight for the two of them. His fellow muggee making short work of the Scraggy that opposed her. He shifted down the small space to retrieve the Pokeball. Yet another Ground type. At this rate, he was becoming like a Gym Leader with so many of one type.

“Some…guys. I couldn’t even tell you their names. I just know in this side of Slateport City I don’t fancy my chances if they decide they wanna jump me. Don’t know who else is around the corner.”

A noise around the corner catches his attention. Could it be the men he mentioned? Tentatively, Dalla peered around the corner. The good thing was, it wasn’t the guys that chased him. The bad thing was Dallas had instead found a Seviper cornering its prey. A small Pancham.

These shady streets were wild. The Pokemon here were not much different than the people. The snake seemed to share a similar short fuse, as it snapped its head towards Dallas with a furious glare. With no time to even take a step back, the Seviper began to ready itself to strike. Hawks was still outsider her Pokeball and it seemed like today was her lucky day of back to back battles.

Fangs dripped with purple poison, aimed for Dallas or Hawks. Whichever got in its way first. Its attack was interrupted, however, with a flaming winged body to the face.

Hawks took to the air, gaining the high ground before flying back down to strike. “Finish it with Steel Wing.” On cue, the shining wing of the Fletchinder struck the Seviper. Knocking it out near some rubbish and grime.

“I think everything has it out for me today.”

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DEBRIEF [POST RAID MEGATHREAD]

POSTED ON Oct 17, 2018 20:54:06 GMT

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C’mon, c’mon, with everything falling down around me
I’d like to believe in all the possibilities
Try not to mistake what you have with what you hate
It could leave, it could leave, come the morning

[attr="class","cmonbody"]One by one the room was filled until finally, the meeting began. One of the first clips to be shown was the psychic cut out. Dallas frowned at the footage. All that trauma and he didn’t even get featured in the video. He opened his mouth, planning to make a passing joke about it but, for once, held back. No one seemed to be in a laughing mood.

It skips to the Wailord. He’d heard bits of what the other groups had found and faced, but struggled to believe it. Besides the Regirock that followed, his groups Morelull path seemed relatively normal.

To no surprise, the death of the masked kid was absent, as well as the lives of Pokemon that were lost. There had been something that had bugged Dallas while he tried to relax and forget the ruins. While he never spoke or really interacted with him, besides giving him a helping hand when they fell past the Morelull, Dallas never knew who the kid who died was. Was it rude to ask now? Hopefully not.

“The kid. The one that…didn’t make it. Does anyone know who he was? Or find out?” Yeah, maybe this was not the best time to ask now that he had said it out loud but too late now. He needed to know.

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DEBRIEF [POST RAID MEGATHREAD]

POSTED ON Oct 16, 2018 22:25:00 GMT

It seemed like Dallas had certainly jumped up in the world. Or at least in Hoenn. From freelancer for the League to being invited to some fancy meeting. It made sense given the events that happened in the ruin but it had gained him some reputation as well.

While others had stayed here in the Silph Co building Dallas had taken a break in Lavaridge town. The hot springs helped at least partially to forgot the stress of the rescue operation a week ago. People had died, been injured, as well as Pokemon. Dallas was half afraid to go to this thing in case it was simply a session of being berated for their blunders.

While he knew no one here, he at least still recognised everyone. No extra Rockets had managed to sneak into the already compromised group. Would those that already snuck into their group come here today? Dallas frowned.

In the safety of the building and less tension from the unknown of the ruins, would now be the time where fingers would be pointed and accusations made? How messy that would become.

At least it would be entertaining to watch unfold.

The blond gave a nod and a quick hello as he entered and chose a random empty seat next to one of the many cool kids in the room.

Came back from his r&r session in Lavaridge
Came in, sat down, gave a quick hello the room
No friends here pepehands just sitting wherever an empty chair us
Too tired for template today

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Rest & Relaxation

POSTED ON Oct 16, 2018 11:29:23 GMT

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[attr="class","cmonbody"]After his venture into the desert ruins, Dallas felt he deserved some R&R. The adventure through it had certainly been something, so some time to relax and think on it in the calming springs was welcomed. What with all the walking, running, falling, trying not to die. The list could go on for his aching body.

He kept his complaints to a minimum, however. At least he still had all his Pokemon alive and well. Himself also still being in one piece, or alive at all. Unfortunately, not everyone could say the same.

“Bom…are you even awake?” The Slowpoke slowly drifted by in the warm water. Comatose. Dallas smiled, sinking his head into the water so only his eyes and hair were not submerged. Gently blowing bubbles to the surface.

Dallas’ other Pokemon that had braved the desert ruins were also relaxing in the hot springs. Fletchinder was perched on a branch that reached over the springs, while his Sandslash had its feet gently dipped into the water. Cautious of the heat. All three of them deserved it.

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DOMINANCE [flashback pre-raid]

POSTED ON Oct 14, 2018 18:59:41 GMT

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[attr="class","cmonbody"]It was a last-minute call-up. Dallas was surprised by it in all honesty. Sure, he supported the League and helped do jobs for them but this was something far bigger than him. He wasn’t sure why he was asked, or why so late but the man made sure to arrive.

Unfortunately, due to being asked last minute, Dallas could also only arrive at the last minute. He wasn’t that fast. He tried to play it cool, catch his breath before making his entrance on the scene. But he was one of many that had been called in. Just another face in the crowd, another number to add in the large group that had been formed. There were only three people. It seemed like overkill, it probably was. You could never be too sure though he guessed.

Given the outrageous number advantage, it didn’t look like the leader of three was going to put up a fight. Still, Dallas held a hand over his Pokeballs. Just in case.

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POSTED ON Oct 14, 2018 14:19:52 GMT

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I. DESERT RUINS RAID

POSTED ON Oct 14, 2018 1:42:19 GMT

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[attr="class","cmonbody"]Of course, it wasn’t over just yet. As nice as their massive final attack had been as a group, the Regirock had one more surprise left for them.

“Motherfucker.”

It was time to make like a tree and leaf. His Sandslash was returned to its Pokeball as he rounded up the Slowpoke to head for the exit.

“If there’s anyone you see that can’t move or not fast enough, pick them up.” Hawks was released to do the same job. No time yet to worry about injuries sustained from their endeavours to get here or because of the battle. Everyone just needed to hurry the fuck up.

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POSTED ON Oct 14, 2018 0:56:03 GMT

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[attr="class","cmonbody"]One ball left. Dallas had been worried he would struggle to find any Pokemon here, but they were practically queuing up for him. Speaking of, another had appeared before him. This time a Yungoos. An Alolan Pokemon? Damn, this safari was fancy.

As Dallas walked over, the mongoose-like Pokemon turned to face him. Staring him down with its naturally menacing face. Teeth bared and all. Dallas offered a friendly smile in return. The standard for catching was usually to beat the shit out of it until it was weak enough to capture. Gible had been one of the few times Dallas hadn’t followed that ‘procedure’.

“Instead of the whole fighting thing how about you just join the wonderful team of Dallas Rhodes?” Yungoos tilted its head as it tried to understand what was happening. A simple offer to join rather than a battle?

“As a fellow blond, I feel you’ll fit in perfectly.” He displayed the one safari ball he had left.

“Not got much time left in here before the warden gives me the boot.” He looked toward the treeline. Just over it was the rest of Hoenn.

“You’re not from here. If you come with me though you can have freedom. See Hoenn. Although I’m not if it’s as cool as Alola, it has its own charm.”

Dallas pressed the safari ball to the Yungoos’ head. Curious after the man’s words, it allowed it. Albeit apprehensively. The safari ball wiggled as it decided on whether or not it wanted to be a part of this trainers team.

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