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POSTED ON Apr 15, 2020 4:30:51 GMT

She was certainly not expecting the fanfare to catch her off-guard as the weapon wedged itself free from the rock, before she stared at the hilt in her hands.

Holy hellballs, what did I just do?! she thought in the back of her mind before she felt something settle atop her head, and then an in-game prompt flashed in front of her.

‘Choose a kingdom to rule over’.

There were several that had already been claimed, however, being a simple lady that she was, she decided… a finger hovered over the map in front of her, before she locked in her choice.

“I choose… Aurora.”

Why not be as normal as possible, then? At least she could get her kicks out of whatever spawned in there and decided to challenge her, or Josh, or hell, even Amor!

It wasn’t every day that the other two were in the presence of a queen, right?

She chuckled softly to herself as she sent an in-game message to Josh Dragomir to let him know that by technicality, they had a place to call their own inside Ransei.

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POSTED ON Apr 15, 2020 3:44:22 GMT

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Rangers, and Mages.

That was it? That was the extent of the pool of victors so far?

She wondered if she could be the first Brawler to yank the sword out of the danged thing, because holy heck, players kept on trying and failing horribly to pull it out. Heck, even the winners from before were coming back to keep trying…

…so why not her?

After flinching slightly as the last player who tried to pull out the sword exploded into tiny bits of data, she braced herself for the inevitable, dawdling for a few more moments before finally reaching for the sword.

Try, and keep trying!

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POSTED ON Apr 13, 2020 2:22:36 GMT

She watched in silent shock as he took a swing with the sword—she couldn’t call it a ‘blade’ necessarily, as it required the use of two hands to be able to hold aloft properly. The resounding THWACK echoed throughout the area, and she grinned.

“Remind me not to get on your bad side,” she remarked as the Wobbuffet dummy shook with what she estimated was an incredible force. “So, what attacks did you choose?” she asked a few moments later.

“Since obviously I went for Brawler, I had to choose a few moves that would go well with the martial-arts fighting style I’m sure you’re familiar with,” she added a few moments later as she took aim at the training dummy in front of her, catching it right in the face with a powerful axe kick.

“Whoa. I could never do that outside of this game,” she added a few moments later, a mischievous grin spreading across her face.

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POSTED ON Apr 13, 2020 2:14:29 GMT

Okay, so in her case being a mother took up too much of her time, what with the twins wanting to figure out what “virtual reality” was and asking so many questions about it.

She wondered if Josh had managed to get way from the Inquisitive Duo in order to log into the game.

Unsurprised to see a lot of EXP points in her bar for not logging in, she flicked the pop-up away and warped to Valora, wondering if it was a good idea to try her luck against the sword in the rock. Rumor had it there was a female character who had managed to pull the sword out, but other than that…

Well, time to try again, right?

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POSTED ON Apr 13, 2020 2:08:01 GMT

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the last one gave me a nightmare and a half

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POSTED ON Mar 30, 2020 15:52:12 GMT

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PLAYER: Bailey Cooper[break]
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SUMMARY: Ganging up on someone who can’t even defend from two, maybe three different directions? Come on, that’s not cool at all.[break][break][break]

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POSTED ON Mar 30, 2020 15:46:56 GMT

At least she was sure who she was going to report now when she got out of this sticky situation, no matter how dangerous it was. Gee, she should really travel around with her husband when she ventured out into these more dangerous areas…

Looking upward, she saw another incoming attack, and holy shit this was bad!

Why me?! What are you even going to get?! She thought, concentrating as she conjured up a sphere of auric energy and attempted to block the incoming attack from the skies—but leaving herself wide open instead for the other to hit her.

Gritting her teeth, she knew that whatever she was doing was futile, but there was no way she was going to give in to whatever they wanted. She was going to fight to the last bar of pixelated health!

Shit. Maybe she should have gotten Drain Punch…

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Second roll is for paralysis against Zap Cannon. Izumi is now Paralyzed.

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POSTED ON Mar 30, 2020 15:31:54 GMT

“Look, I’m already ‘myself’ outside the game, now you want me to not change my look, not even a little, at least in here too?” she continued with a huff. “What else do you want me to do? Change my clothing into something a little more indecent or anything?”

Twirling around in front of him, she then pointed at the Wobbuffet dummies.

“Okay, so,” she continued, reading off from the interface floating in front of her, “…we’re supposed to test our chosen attacks on these dummies first before we can move out of here… let’s see you swing that sword, eh?”

Honestly she was waiting for him to reach for the sword strapped on his back and swing it around like a madman. “Come ooooon, who knows, you might get a motorcycle after this!” she added a few moments later, chuckling.

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POSTED ON Mar 29, 2020 18:01:10 GMT

The fact that one of the known in-game players had pulled out the sword first had incensed her. Was there like, anyone who was brave enough to challenge their rule? Like…

There was now a reason she was avoiding one of the kingdoms until someone else had managed to dethrone the ‘great pretender’ (as she called him in the back of her mind). Why did he have to hide behind a party of gankers just to lay a claim to fame?

Why not come out and fight like a man? Or a woman?!

Sighing, she watched the previous person explode into pixelated death before squaring her shoulders and preparing herself for a new attempt. Hopefully the next winner would be a woman…

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POSTED ON Mar 28, 2020 19:45:39 GMT

Apparently someone had already gotten the prize…

…and rumor had it, it was one of those players who loved going around and ganking characters who were alone in the PK areas! Well, what was fair with that?!

While she didn’t know what the hell what the prize was, she sincerely hoped it was not a weapon—because if it was, then it would seriously imbalance the game, insane as it already was.

While she hadn’t memorized all the in-game names of the players who PK’d other characters for fun, she knew that they had to be stopped, somehow.

But how?

What was the ‘second place’ prize now?

Sighing, she walked up to the rock and began yanking out the handle—this one looked different…

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POSTED ON Mar 25, 2020 23:04:25 GMT

“Oh no. Nononononononono. Not those nasty troublemakers. I swear! If you give them ANY form of a Pichu or Pikachu or Raichu line I will smite you,” she grumbled, crossing her arms over her chest.

“You know what those little rats do when I’m in the kitchen?! They always cause chaos and always run away before you can catch them in the act! What’s fair about that?!” she continued, letting out an annoyed huff. Catching the eye of a fire monkey nearby, she shook her head.

“Look, not a Pichu. They’re trouble incarnate,” she went on, her arms still crossed. As the Pansear wandered away, she let out another sigh. “You never seem to believe me when I tell you your little Pichu platoon always causes mayhem in the kitchen…”

Shaking her head once more, she wondered if he was going to see reason.

“We let them choose what they want to take care of, that’s that,” she added.

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POSTED ON Mar 25, 2020 22:55:21 GMT

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POSTED ON Mar 25, 2020 22:52:20 GMT

“You were always going full blast… you’re the one who needed to calm the hell down and stop to smell the flowers every once in a while…” she teased back, booping him on the nose.

“There was this one time you kept on going to work non-stop, and well from what I heard you fell asleep in between takes… look, you really need to slow down and take things easy. That’s another thing you need to learn: slow down!” she chuckled a few moments later.

“Silly, yes, but at times you can be way too serious…” she added a few moments later, giving him a harmless cheek pinch. She let him lead them around the ice, and soon enough they were alone.

Well, alone as alone could get, as they’d skated clear out to the opposite side of the rink. “Wow, will you look at that,” she remarked as she tilted her head up to look at the sky above them.

“Look at the stars.”

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POSTED ON Mar 25, 2020 22:40:37 GMT

Adjusting her clothing was easy enough. Wiggling the bracelets, she realized that they were perfectly mold to the contours of her wrists, so whoever had the misfortune of getting stabbed in the eye was going to have to bear that.

It didn’t take too long for her to hear a familiar voice… and the moment she turned around, the first thing she saw was the handle of the sword strapped on his back.

“Arceus, I know where she is. SHE’S RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!” she half-hollered, half-screeched, raising her arms and waving them up and down her in-game avatar with much vigor. “You idiot, I got here before you did! What do you think?” she asked a few moments later, giving him a chop on the head.

“Ooh, you went full Chocobo-head huh?” she teased a few moments later, realizing just who he had chosen his in-game appearance to be.

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