Billi shrugged as his hand rubbed the back of his head through wild, and crazy blonde hair that medusa’s snakes would be jealous of. “Oh yeah” he shrugged his shoulders. “My dentist said to stay away from that stuff. I used to drink a lot of soda when I was a stream so my teeth are damaged,” they were white mind you, but pretty little fillings laced those pearly whites. Granted, he wasn’t ashamed of it but….coffee blaaahhhh. Gross. Starbucks maybe but anything else...was just blah. It had to be sweet, not bitter.

Of course Billi frowned at the thought of being kicked out. “Yeah… I don’t wanna be kicked out hahaa!” he gave and awkward sigh as he lifted some weights with one arm. “Charm can only do so much I guess! That’s what my ma used to say to me,” the sad energy returned to his body, before his spirits rose at the question of his job. “Oh I work for Pokemon Insider in Galar! I traveled here to report on things! Journalist thing social media dude! If you wanna say that,” he nodded. “I get to travel the region living my best life and sharing what Hoenn is to the rest of the world.”

maverick noah ryder

“SEE Look! They're cute and stuff! Kids love pokemon that dance!” he stated as the three pokemon tried to do the moves that the video played. Then it hit him, just...what's a better song for a bunch of performers? QUEEN. Billi’s eyes beamed at the other two trainers, one who’s eyes seemed distant to the idea of dancing to be fun, and the other he couldn’t really read! But hey! Fun was F.U.N!

“What about the song being by Queen or something! It’s like super cool! And dramatique” he started with a smirk as Iapapa spun her “hair” around like she was Ariana Grande’s hairographer. Looking at the other pokemon Billi knelt down to be their level, “You guys are doing awesome! People will love you guys! I’m sure you’ll be like a cool little pokemon Kpop band!” they wouldn’t know what they were because they were pokemon, but hey!

Iapapa had taken the steps to move the others beside her, and somewhat bark orders at them, to follow more closely, while also being slightly bitchy about her own personal space. You know, queen bee energy. “Maybe if everyone works together we can get this done! And make everyone happy! And then have ICECREME”

@iris dominic sinclair

Touching the plant resulted in a very disgusting exposure of spores. It smelt….worse then rotten, worse then rotten flesh, if he ever did smell it. Then again Billi knew that this was a strange plant that he’d enjoy. Maybe….he should get a GLOOM! What irony?! Billi thought. A sad looking smelly pokemon compared to his, his energy, his devotion and love for life. Like an EMO with a PREP.

Gagging he covered his face, but it was cramped. Turning he was hard pressed against Elijah’s personal space. Looking down, he laughed. “Yeah really cramped” he paused and gave a dorky smile. “I don’t wanna like,crush you with my pecs...boobs? Naw they're not big enough for that” he started looking down at himself flexing his pecs, “Yeah not big enough for that.” he laughed more. “How do you move. Are you always this close like this!” he stepped forward, his weight half pressed against the stranger. “I can’t get around bro” at the same time Yamper was behind Elijah’s feet.

elijah gardner

“Oh...uh yeah sure! Rawst! Get back here,” the blonde called out to the distant rotom that was agitating the wild turtonator. Of course Billi never meant to offend someone with such vulgar behaviours because he was much better than this! Billi knew his worth and it was sooo much better than being a problem. The sight before him, was….quick and simple. A simple fire pit here, a something or other there, just the flashiness of it all made the dummy sit in awe. “OOH THAT’S SOOO COOL!” he cheered out as fists shook in a blurr.

“Oh you guys are here for dragons! HAhahahaha I’m not looking for anything really! Just I guess whatever is super shiny” he meant in the metallic sense because he could care less how rare the actual pokemon was. “shhheee….” he paused watching the woman take out the bagon. “Welll! That was fast HAHAHAHAA” he chuckled once more and looked away, “I’m not scared of pokemon! Sure there’s dangerous ones but they all want friends!”

maverick noah ryder Kaida Adachi

“Oh so...tell me more about the team rocket thing! I’m new here” the blonde spoke with strong concern for the pokemon as he scooted closer. “No offense, but couldn’t you help him feel better by keeping him close with pokemon friends? My pokemon all have friends so their enver alone!” he asked with an honest, and a gentle hand moving to pet the doggo, just as the rotom zipped back to Billi’s Rotomphone.

Wandering beside them, a little Elekid, and tiny pichu, looking for something. Maybe a snack? Maybe a friend, but either way, they had walked up to the trainers, tugging at their clothes. Turning to them Billi raised his brow, “Oh...uhh hi! What do you guys want?” he asked scratching the back of his neck.
kyle lopez

“Yeah man I’ll be careful! You’re pretty tiny so I’m sure your shoulders really hurt!” Billi stated with a kind pure smile that exited his lips. The sac weighed down his shoulders, with the very delicate things in it, which he could only assume were glass items or electronics. Each step made the items jingle and jangle like santa clause through the night. He didn’t think anything was wrong with the stranger, maybe it was ignorant foreigner bliss, but he also liked to believe the best in people.

“I’m from Galar!” he cheered with excitement! “It’s a very far place from here! It’s super fun and cute region. Lots of culture there but this is very different! That’s why I’m asking so much! To teach people there about Hoenn!” words flew out of his mouth without a second breath. Each word was filled with joy and respect for his home, and even more when speaking of Hoenn.

As they entered the market, Billi found his soul pounding against his mortal confines as it held on to keep him alive. “Oh my god! There’s so much stuff! It’s soo much different from the markets at home,” he looked at all the oriental, and asian styles booths that he’s rarely seen. “Everything here is so rich!” he looked more at everything, “Is this what you’re bag is filled with?” he asked, “Where should I buy something! Oh...uhhh there’s so much, is there treats here?” he asked more.

oscar clayton

Yeah he didn’t mean to enter that feminine changing room! It wasn’t his fault, but it was but you know it wasn’t! Billi didn’t mean to see nothing but absent mindedly wander it like a lost puppy. People were so quick to judge, but at least some noble knight came by to help him out. A quick motion was all it took for the giant blonde to run with his tail between his legs. Of course it was comfortable to run away! These girls were like the french revolution! And frankly he liked hit bits where they were and in the same shape.

“Thank you so much bro” he begged and thanked at the same time, almost borderline groveling to the man. It was so kind of him to save him from savage women that were beyond his charm and reason. “Dude! I’m just half asleep! I worked late and stuff” or something like that as hands moved around his head like it was a crystal ball. “Just foggy! I just wanted to work out some that's all!” he stated

maverick noah ryder

Bodies? Huh….Billi thought to himself, looking at the man, then back at the victreebell then back again. Yeah. Obviously you wouldn’t go feed your pokemon a live pokemon. Ethical. Correct. Political. Right! “Oh I see!” mud spelt backwards is still dumb, just as Billi backwards is Illib, which is DUMB. Blonde’s were sterotypically dumb and Billi didn’t do anything to prevent that typing from leaving himself.

“Oh I like never sleep. Gamer mind bro! I don’t really live anywhere I kinda go hotel to hotel” he stated and blinked. “And cheap? Why sell yourself short bro. If you’re stuff is good then it should sell good right?” he asked blinking as he walked over to the plant, touching it, “What does this dooo?” he asked curiously.

elijah gardner

Pokemon naturally had a cute factor to them, it was true. Any child that saw a pokemon usually loved them and would call them cute unless they were massive. Heck if that massive pokemon did some kind of dorky dance with the child, the child would love them, and it’s the same with adults. When people and pokemon were granted freedom to be who they are with each other, it leads to a rainbow of possibilities.

It had come to Billi that the other two were letting him kinda take the lead! That was okay and all but the man couldn’t dance for a nickel. He looks like a spooky scary skeleton with broken shins. Iapapa on the other hand was quite the opposite of Billi, and she had some form of rhythm because she could whip her hair back and forth. Holding the rotomphone lower for the pokemon to see, he couldn’t help but get it to take a picture of them, because pokemon were cute.

“We could figure out how to do these dances. I don’t move well, but like we can figure it out.” he nodded putting the phone on the ground that had a small playlist of all the moves. Iapapa walked over to the phone, sitting down scrolling through it asking the other pokemon if there was any they liked. “We’ll also have to find a song tooo!” he jumped and cheer to himself. “Oh oh oh oh oh” the giant jumped with joy and a twinkle in his eyes, “What about “Just My Type” because get pokemon and types. And their all different types!”

@iris dominic sinclair

Eyes wandered around in a blurry haze because he was a lightweight and the world just seemed to be caught up in his blurr. Naturally he didn’t really know which direction to look at or what to talk about, because he was just chatty about anything. Was there a purpose to his conversations, to his madness that was stirred by these shaken drinks. Fingers could barely find the glass that was already in his hand, pressed to his lips, both confused and concerned for himself as he didn’t even realize what beverages were being slammed into him, or that he was even ordering them.

“Oh….I...never heard..one that y-you know…” he mentioned as he spun in the stool that didn’t spin with him so it was like watching a punching back get dragged in a circle. The blue eyes glossy as he heard Mcflurry talk about going to his place. “Oh….my home.? I’m homeless” he meant it in the most drunken of ways. Technically he stayed in hotels, so his home wasn’t really home. “But….a BBIIIGGGG bed! Lots offff blankets! And Pillowwwwwwwwsss.” he slurred some and started making no sense. “Did you...you see it?” did you want to see it, was what he meant to say by the brain plus alcohol didn’t function properly.

mclaren mcflurry

Bright eyes were shocked as the hyper beam left that pokemon’s mouth like ‘firin ma lasers’ Billi couldn’t believe it. All that over a tiny little plusle?! How what? Like who? It was overkill but that poor little plusle felt the sting of it. Luckily Rowap was out of the way of being blasted off the face of the planet. Then the stranger cop man had the moment to turn to Billi like, “lol over kill take this pokemon”

Then again Billi did like this little plusle, it didn’t matter that it was shiny or not. It did seem like a little cute pokemon that he couldn’t argue that it had personality. It was klepto and cute, and full of big ears. “Oh I can take it! It’s okay!” he nodded, “I just...didn’t bother anyone okay?” he stated as he walked over and picked up the plusle, “Poor little plusle…” he held the pokemon in his arms rocking it some, before poking it with a pokeball. “That was overkill dude” he stated to the copman.

kyle lopez

Billi was a dummy, and with the raven haired person in front of him, confused him. He couldn’t dance and he was embarrassed at being a weirdo that couldn’t dance. Even more that he couldn’t understand how his legs could bend like a pool noodle and arms find a designated spot, just nothing made any sense when it came to body placement. It wasn’t like lifting a dumbbell, or working out all the time. He paused for a moment, taking in what the other said.

“You can?” he asked and blinked looking at him, then Iapapa waved to the noibat cutely smiling at it. “Mawile!” she waved happily. “Can you show me bro?” he asked, staring at him, adapting the other’s BRO language, with his own scottish accent peeling in. Blue eyes popped open, staring more intensely. “So me? I’m embarrassed,” he stated more.

@quade

Iapapa hated it, she hated this side stepping garbage. It was so boring and so not cute to her. Even more so she appeared to be the only fabulous girl, and wouldn’t want to be upstaged by boys. A Gengar to her left and a Marshstomp to her right, giving her annoyance as they copied her trainer. “Mawile...wile” she face palmed.

“See it’s easy! But like I can’t dance! OH OH” he jumped in his spot, getting pumped, looking at the others, “What about fortnite dances?! Like do a youtube video and get them to copy it,” he started pulling out his phone, “I don’t know if we can do the same move over and over! But they could do a mix of these,” he held out his phone to show everyone as a compilation of fortnite dances played.

@iris dominic sinclair