chu-e's office was definitely not what he was expecting. he expected dark colors and huge pokemon or whatever. but what did he know? he'd never been in an underbosses office before. then again he hadn't even known that chu-e was an underboss until now. neat he guessed. what he was really interested in were the skitties though that seemed to be fucking everywhere. not that he minded. they were cute for what they were. but what if they were like, 5 feet taller? now that would be amazing.

"can i pet the skitties?" not that he really wanted to wait for permission as his hand was already out to try and pet one on the tower. they were cute after all. for small pokemon. "do you have that green popcorn tea? that shit does wonders for the skin." most of his diet wasn't the healthiest of course but he still knew some shit about how to keep yourself at least alive. and he did enjoy those tea subscription boxes. even if he had to get it delivered to a shitty p.o. box because you couldn't have shit like that mailed to the dorms. and there was no way he was getting himself a fucking apartment on his shit salary.

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man these little shits were kinda needy. because he wanted to pet one of them he would have to pet them all now? at least he had two hands. and he used them to try and pet the skitties. "is your other cat sick? it's a really weird color." he had no idea why that purrloin was a funky blue color but he digged it. he gently tried to pet it at well so that it wouldn't be lacking for attention too.

having sufficiently petted the cats he went to look at the bowl full of tea packets, shifting them around until he found one that he thought he would like. "so do you just like, have skitties and then some fossils?" he was curious about the underbosses pokemon just because he was always curious about other people's pokemon. "do you want to meet my porygon?" after all porygon were damn hard to find around here he'd found out.

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at least the cat wasn't sick so that was a good thing. "i want one of those porygons, the ones that are the funky color? i think its the same thing only its a fuck up in their coding." then he wondered if he could code his porygon to have all sorts of weird colors. oh the shit he would do once he got back to his computer. "i like big pokemon. they hold the line while joy-con and i do fucked up shit to tech." waiting on the tea he released joy-con around the room, letting the porygon roam. "no downloading joy-con." usually when he had his pokemon hanging around he was on an automatic download setting. it was how he got all of his information and it was a lot of fun to see what he picked up later on. "i'm surprised you got rid of it. i don't know what i would do without my porygon." but different strokes for different folks he guessed.

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glitch wrinkled his nose, vaguely remembering something about explosions or whatever. he wasn't much for religion but then again that wasn't really a lot of people's forte. "i never only carry one kind of phone. its a hazard to say the least." after all there were different phones for different jobs. and he rarely let his porygon into one of them. especially since they could be stolen so easily. "i do a lot of hacking work obvs. i've done data reconstruction, data deconstruction. i've had fun spreading little rumors about the league and silph co. too. if it can be done i can probably do it or figure it out." but he was extremely curious about the work that chu-e wanted him to do. anything had to be better than volunteering at a shitty aquarium again. sticking some sugar in his tea he had a seat finally. now that they were semi-talking business he wanted to be semi-professional. "i even helped a guy set up his bluetooth camera once."

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so this was serious, serious business. taking the papers he started to look at them intently. there were tons of things that he liked to do and most of them involved spreading rumors. "this should be a walk in the park. i love ruining people's lives on the internet. you know my cousin Melody Miro just became a gym leader." and she was definitely a part of league. which was a shame. she would be fun to have around the base sometimes. "i started spreading rumors about how the league are why porygon are in low supply once." he needed to keep up with wrecking people's lives after all. now he could do it with a good purpose now at least.

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slow and steady wasn't his style but he could see where it would be important here. as much as he wanted to just rush into all of this it would make it harder and harder for people to believe things if it all just came at once. it would look like a targeted attack. which, technically it was but that wasn't the point. it couldn't look like that to outsiders. "if we push at smaller angles it'll work well. if i can get inside a league building then button or joy-con can find information." his dreepy might not have been able to download things but it could still be useful in its own way. a tiny ghost holding a bug was definitely beneficial.
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he really liked the pink glitter pen that chu-e had and made a mental note to ask him where he got it later. especially since it seemed like it wrote pretty well for a glitter pen. sometimes they got all gunked up and then they were ruined for life. "i'm known for taking odd jobs so maybe i could work my way into the good graces of an outlet. be a coffee gopher for a month or so while dropping information or gathering information? it's not glamorous but it can't be worse than working in the aquarium to download their database. we could stay ahead of league and see what the media is hiding that way." it would be risky but most of this work was after all.

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