Zac vs Bo [H✩T]

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Zac vs Bo [H✩T]
POSTED ON Jul 6, 2021 7:52:24 GMT
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"Can you believe it's all come down to this?" Zac said, sending out his final Pokemon. "A 6v6, and it's been neck and neck and neck the whole time! You've got a knack for this mate!" Granted, Zac wasn't much of a battler, and Tapu Bulu had gone back to sleep after three minutes, but it was still close.

Zac's last Pokemon was a bright pink Hypno. Nyx. "The best thing about Nyx is that he's a master of surprise." Zac said proudly. "Even I've got no idea what he's gonna do next!"

With that introduction, Nyx lined up and suddenly sprinted at Bo's Pokemon, his fist surging with the rising, smashing energy of a SKY UPPERCUT! 

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Zac vs Bo [H✩T]
POSTED ON Jul 7, 2021 2:04:59 GMT
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He had decided that he liked Zac. Before that day, the avatar had been a stranger. Bo hadn't really dived into the gym circuit yet—but that was coming, hopefully! Between attempting to connect more with , and fulfill his ranger duties, there was less and less time for fun—especially when he also liked naps. Bo was one of those people who slept enough to make up for the insomniacs in the world. Ah, balance.

“Hell no, buddy! Thought you’d beat me harder than this!”

The Hypno came in out of nowhere, fast. Rhyhorn, still recovering from a prior assault, continued dragging itself up off the ground when it was assisted by its opponent—all the way. It flew into the air, giving a surprised cry as it soared which lowered in volume as it continued skyward. How was this possible? Where were physics?

They were defied. Physics were nothing. There was only pure, unadulterated power.

“What the fuck?”

Bo gave a bark of laughter at their own misfortune—although the Rhyhorn was definitely getting the shit end of the stick. It landed finally, nose first in the sand, legs kicking.

“Okay! Color me surprised! Rhyhorn: HORN DRILL!”

Its stuck horn began spinning, but with the way it was lodged in the ground, its whole upside-down body spun faster about with it in a fantastic display which kicked up sand in all directions and dug it into a crater of sand. It was released, but found itself in a new grave, then spending time attempting to climb out of it.

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Zac vs Bo [H✩T]
POSTED ON Jul 7, 2021 2:17:20 GMT
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Like all good Gym Leaders, Zac had made sure to match the strength of his opponent. Tangrowth was clumsy, Blastoise was still getting used to her evolved body, Kingler was a scaredy cat, and Tapu Bulu's napping could rival Boruta's! It wasn't fun to stomp an opponent. 

Only Odium had been a real challenge, and he had managed to knock out two of the other man's Pokemon. And now it was down to Nyx, who Zac liked to throw into battles purely for his own enjoyment. But he'd never tell his opponent any of that.

"You're going great mate! Are you sure this is your first fight against a Gym Leader?"
Zac asked, as sand sprayed out from Rhyhorn's crater. "Time for another Metronome, ay Nyx?"

Nyx glowed. First bright pink, and then darkening to searing, violent orange. Hypno brought his hands together in a V shape.
"What? Nyx! No!" Zac said, as the Hypno sent a blast of familiar flames at Rhyhorn. The V-CREATE seared a trail of molten glass through the sand as it surged towards the poor Pokemon that was still struggling to get out of its crater. 


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Zac vs Bo [H✩T]
POSTED ON Jul 8, 2021 20:59:12 GMT
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The glow of V-CREATE and the odd hand gesture, paired with Zac’s sudden outburst of concern sent Bo into action. “Rhyhorn, EARTHQUAKE, now!” The ground shook, and Rhyhorn fell into the earth more. With the sand, it was nearly enough to choke and drown, but the rock and ground shielded it from the full power of such a forceful move.

Still, the hit landed, and the Rhyhorn keeled over, still stuck in the dirt—FAINTED. Without hesitation, Bo ran over to assess the condition of his Pokemon. Once at its side, he kneeled, smoothing a hand over its rock body. He looked over at the Hypno, and then to Zac. “What was that move?”

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Zac vs Bo [H✩T]
POSTED ON Jul 9, 2021 2:14:18 GMT
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Zac was as shocked at his opponent. "Uh, it's called 'V-Create'. It's supposed to be only usable by Victini, a legendary gremlin from Unova." He turned on Nyx, about to scold the Pokemon for being so reckless. There was a strange, powerful look in Nyx's eyes that made Zac think twice. If Nyx used V-Create... He looked over the white and pink fur of the 'Hypno'. Could Nyx be channeling the spirit of the dead Victini?

It was a wild thought, and one that was dangerously close to distracting Zac from the most pressing matter: the oncoming watermelon eating contest! "Here!" Zac said, tossing a revive to Boruta for his Rhyhorn. He had been tempted to pass the man a Charja-Cola, but while the soda could do many things, it couldn't replace standard medicine (yet).

"Sorry about that blast! I'll pay for entry to the contest to make it up to you, but we've gotta get going mate, or else they'll start without us!" Zac returned Nyx, and headed off down the beach towards the red and green tent. 



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Zac vs Bo [H✩T]
POSTED ON Jul 9, 2021 21:31:44 GMT
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Well. That was pretty fucked up. A Revive was tossed and all was forgiven, though, because they were about to go eat. And, also, because Bo was easy. “Thanks!”

He administered it skillfully, and Rhyhorn shifted in the dirt again, gave a grumble, and then was returned to her ball as his other hand ran over her stone shoulder. “Sorry, girl.”

Then, watermelon. Bo was up on his feet and after Zac shortly.

“All good! She seems okay. I’ll take you up on that. Tellin' you though, I'm gonna win.” 

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Zac vs Bo [H✩T]
POSTED ON Jul 9, 2021 23:04:06 GMT
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"Ha! That's the spirit mate! But I don't like your chances!" 

They made it to the tent just in time. Zac signed them up, administered revives, and soon they were lined up and ready to start. Each Pokemon had a whole watermelon in front of it. 

"Eat as much as you can, but make sure you don't hurl!" Said the announcer. Zac nodded, this wasn't his first 7v7 Pokemon battle/watermelon eating contest. "Aaaaaaand GO!" cried the announcer. Her Doduo HONKED loudly in place of an airhorn, signaling the start of the contest.

Tangrowth was up first. The massive heap of vines wrapped its appendages around the watermelon and sucked out the nutrients. Her blue vines took on a purple tint as the juices flowed into her. In seconds the fruit was a withered, desiccated pit, no larger than a crumpled up sock.  

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Zac total: 35



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Zac vs Bo [H✩T]
POSTED ON Jul 9, 2021 23:23:58 GMT
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“I dunno. We’ve been practicing! Not that they’d known there would be such a competition. It was summertime. Watermelon. Hello?

This was their first eating competition. It would surely not be their last, now that it occurred to Bo that this was a thing.

Scraggy sat at the table, melon splayed in front of him on a paper plate, with more pieces set aside in a heap. One arm released his pants skin, adjusting before scooping the dripping fruit flesh up towards him messily in a three-fingered fist.

“Use your other hand, Scraggy!”

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Zac vs Bo [H✩T]
POSTED ON Jul 9, 2021 23:32:54 GMT
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"Whoa! You sure have!" Zac exclaimed, as Bo's Scraggy demolished the watermelon in record time. It was sucking down sliced like they were jello shots and he was a 21 year old party girl. In seconds the whole melon was gone, and Scraggy was looking a tad green. "Uhh, either that or you haven't been feeding them."

Meg was up next. She opened her powerful, turtle jaw and took a straight-up bite out of the uncracked melon. Her beak cut through rind and flesh alike, and she chewed casually, pink juice spilling onto the table. She was in no hurry. "Come on! Hurry up Meg!" Zac said, noticing how fast the other compeitiors were eating. "Go! Go! Go!" Meg went went went, finishing off the melon in one more bite.  


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Zac total: 132



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Zac vs Bo [H✩T]
POSTED ON Jul 9, 2021 23:51:48 GMT
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“We eat plenty!”

Oh, no. Too much.

Scraggy felt a kick in his stomach that shouldn’t have been there, and suddenly, all the melon the lizard had eaten was projectile-hurled out onto the front row. A woman shrieked.

“Oooh...”

Bo was wide-eyed. Shit. He withdrew his fallen partner, and went quickly for the next. The opponents were already ahead now, and with a Blastoise at their lead. Surely, the thing could put away.

Nerves were riled, and Bo released the next. Skarmory flashed in the light with a screech, and a cameraman ducked out of the way, cursing his existence.

The steel bird perched on the edge of the table, not fitting in the same chair as Scraggy. Its beak jabbed at a slice of melon, and tossed it up, attempting to swallow it whole.

“Birds don't need to chew!” He pointed out, grinning at Zac.

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Zac vs Bo [H✩T]
POSTED ON Jul 10, 2021 13:48:42 GMT
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Meg horked down the melon, and for a second everything was right with the world. Zac was about to chalk it up as a point for Team Ramsay, when the turtle went bug-eyed and ducked back inside its shell. 

Two thick cannons emerged from her back. Emergency exits.
With a shudder, acidic jets of watermelon slush sprayed out of Blastoise's cannons, carving twin paths through the crowd. An old man was knocked over by the spray and got washed out of the tent, shaking his stick all the way.

But Zac didn't have time for games. 

"Banjo! You're up buddy!" Zac said, and his Kingler grabbed two melons. An XXL watermelon in his main claw, and a modest honeydew in his small claw. The honeydew didn't earn them more points, it was just for palette cleansing. 

Kingler cracked open the melon in one powerful SPLORCH!, dropping thick chunks onto the table. He cracked the honeydew with a smaller, quieter, SPLICH!

Then he set about pinching the pieces into his mouth, working the two claws like a boxer. Left, right, left, right, watermelon, honeydew, watermelon, honeydew. It was deliciously efficient, and terrifyingly delicious. 

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Zac total: 108



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Zac vs Bo [H✩T]
POSTED ON Jul 10, 2021 17:18:39 GMT
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More stomach acid and fruit were sprayed out onto a screaming crowd. They had asked for this. What else had they expected? Honestly.

Unlike Scraggy, Skarmory successfully kept down the bits of melon swallowed whole, until the bird had had its fill. She squawked and belched, eliciting a shocked expression from Bo, as he was unaware that birds could do such a thing. He clapped, appreciative. “Nice job!”

Next up was Gigalith. 'GIGA...' Unable to get itself into a chair, the hefty Pokemon instead maneuvered its rocky face along the table, shaking it while attempting to gobble what it could with the help of its slobbering tongue.

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Zac vs Bo [H✩T]
POSTED ON Jul 11, 2021 4:58:26 GMT
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Next up: Tapu Bulu.
Surely all that napping had made the legendary hungry. Right?
Zac looked over at Bo's team. Skarmory had finished its plate with gusto, and thankfully Gigalith didn't seem too interested in the sweet fruit. 

"Come on Bulu! We've got a chance to pull ahead!" Zac said, and he nudged the legendary supportively, waving a chunk of watermelon in front of its nose. He watched hopefully as the black bull opened one eye at the smell of fresh watermelon. Bulu sniffed the fruit, snorted, and a palm tree sprouted underneath the table. The whole setup tilted, and the whole watermelon rolled into Bulu's waiting mouth.

The legendary chewed slowly, and then fell promptly back to sleep. 


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Zac total: 172



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Zac vs Bo [H✩T]
POSTED ON Jul 17, 2021 3:36:19 GMT
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Bo put a palm to his face at his Gigalith’s lapping at the table. It didn’t seem to enjoy the taste. Luckily for it, though, a palm tree sprouted out of the stage and lifted the table enough that the melon slid right out of reach anyways.

Next up was Rhyhorn. Fresh from a knock-out and after such a humiliating defeat, she was ready for a good lunch. Ravenous, even.

“Get in there! You deserve it, girl!”

In the excitement and with such encouragement, Rhyhorn clambered onto the table, splintering it, and consuming all the melon she could.
Bo winced.

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Zac vs Bo [H✩T]
POSTED ON Jul 20, 2021 4:28:19 GMT
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Zac was relieved to see that Bo's Rhyhorn had such a powerful appetite. It was a sure sign of returning vitality. The body needed sustenance to heal, big battles were often followed by big meals. Lack of appetite was a worrisome sign.

"Odium! You're up!" Zac called, feeling the spotlight move closer to himself. Just Tyranitar, Nyx, and then he was up. And boy how he'd worked up an empty belly.

Tyranitar grabbed the watermelon with short, rocky arms. He eyed it suspiciously, as if searching for traps or poison. The he carefully maneuvered the whole thing into his mouth. 


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RULES:
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80+ and your Pokemon throws up
Highest total at the end wins!

Zac total: 172