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POSTED ON Oct 26, 2021 18:34:24 GMT

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wolfgang comes up to a cafe since all romance plots have to start in an open thread in a coffee shop setting.

the aroma of coffee wafts through his nose as he opens the door. it's all coffee all around since it's a coffee shop, maybe deserts too. the place was pretty generic.

"oi."

he finds the man he matched with on grindr. it's MATIAS SILPH sitting on a table on their meetup place. he looks fancy as ever, since he's supposed to be rich since he's a silph.

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POSTED ON Oct 26, 2021 18:41:34 GMT

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"h-hey."

he stumbles at the sight of his date because he looks incredible. his white hair seems to shine under the golden rays of the sun that shower over them. maybe later they'll have another golden shower.

his eyes roam freely.

"you look nothing like your profile picture."
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POSTED ON Oct 26, 2021 18:55:03 GMT

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"that's because it's an old picture."

he took it when he just graduated university so he looks like a child, or at least by his own standards. maybe he should update it, but he does look cute on it still.

regardless, instead of talking it out, wolfgang decides to go for the accusation route. it's rude to point that out, first of all, and this reaction was justified.

"you sayin' it's bad? you callin' me ugly, is that it?"

amid his outburst, he takes a seat at the coffee shop table.

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POSTED ON Oct 27, 2021 5:17:04 GMT

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POSTED ON Oct 28, 2021 14:26:25 GMT

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"NO! no! i was setting it up so i could say you're much cuter in person."

he waves his hands dismissively, clearing his throat shortly after.

"sorry, i'm not the best with people."

as many have told him before.

"...you look handsome..."

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POSTED ON Nov 4, 2021 17:40:17 GMT

despite being tagged in with the wrong character, wolfgang finds it in his heart to forgive the thot he found on the dating app that is definitely not that restricts certain body types from swiping.

"well, thanks," he says accompanying the apology.

he starts to think twice of his decision to come to the cafe though, since the person in front of him doesn't have multiple eyes coming out of their face. he was going to test if he's into freaky shit.

"you look, uh, cute too."

like the date he found on his app, he, too, wasn't the best when it comes to talking to people. it sounded like it was a tongue in cheek pouch comment, but in reality, he just was being respectful.

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POSTED ON Nov 5, 2021 5:15:54 GMT

"do i? i think i look pretty different from my picture..."

it's because he used pictures of hoenn's elite four member matias silph as his profile pictures. does that make him a catfish, then? probably. but at least they're the same height.

six foot seven, give or take.

"so! what are you drinking? i'll buy it for you."

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POSTED ON Nov 11, 2021 18:15:10 GMT

the difference was way off.

matias silph: elite four and military captain. it was his looks that was promised to him and not this.

"do they have fuckin' whiskey in this place?"

a sigh escapes him despite trying to hold it in, all while he pinches the bridge of his nose. when he looks back up, there's a smile that greets the other. it was forced, but no one needs to know that.

"make it pumpkin spice or somethin'. that's gotta be a cafe flavor, right?"

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POSTED ON Nov 14, 2021 9:17:54 GMT

"uh, yeah! i think they do."

the height difference becomes clear when grindr!matias shifts in his chair, standing to wave down a waiter to order them two servings of whiskey. it's pumpkin spice flavored, apparently.

he holds his glass up, offering a toast.

"to first dates!"

because there won't be a second.

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POSTED ON Nov 22, 2021 17:47:48 GMT

what was going to happen next? horse riding? wolfgang has been on multiple of these but this was the first time he got catfished. he could say it was too surreal that he cannot give his appropriate responses.

"yeah, first dates."

he holds his drink up to match the other's toast before taking a sip of his drink. daydrinking is a good thing to do, especially in a cafe filled with millenials and zoomers.

the sip is then evolves to him drinking the entire thing in one go.

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POSTED ON Nov 23, 2021 8:18:16 GMT

in a surprising turn of events, the door swings open, and in walks the man wolfgang thought he'd be here on a date with in the first place.

the elite four approaches the counter, ready to order his drink.

"oh, shit..."

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POSTED ON Dec 1, 2021 5:55:19 GMT

he feels the nostalgia hitting him when he sees the real deal before him. it's like he's met him before, but he's just unsure what the timeline was.

"so, what now?"

he turns to the catfisher with a glare, voice sharp as it is cold. he takes another sip before he speaks up again.

"maybe you should hit him up, y'know, just to make it up to me?"

another word was about to follow it, but he holds back.

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POSTED ON Dec 1, 2021 10:38:30 GMT

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the catfisher hesitates, struggling to decide what the right thing to do would be. but in the end, for the sake of the thread and for the gay cyber, it's matias who finds himself sitting across wolfgang, who looks very familiar for reasons he can't quite place.

"uh, wolfgang, right?"

his smile is charming as he gestures back at the catfisher who's on their way out the door.

"they kinda filled me in a bit. something about them using my images?"
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POSTED ON Dec 19, 2021 3:25:52 GMT

the real one approaches him. wolfgang sits still and casually sips what remains of his alcoholic drink, watching the elite four strike up a conversation with him.

"yeah. should've given him a beating. lying's not cool, bro."

the glass is left on the table after finishing the last drop. his eyes were trained on it, as if staring at it will fill it up.

"well, that's that. sorry for taking your time if that shit hasn't said that yet."

what else was he going to do in this position? he asks himself and finds no answer.

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