Dragon-hooded girl
she/her
21
August 10
Fallarbor Town, Hoenn
Asexual
Minor Gym Leader
PokéManiac
I wanna become a Pokémon!
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Andrea Vaneau
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POSTED ON Dec 14, 2022 18:13:29 GMT
Beaten within an inch of its life by the infuriated Dragonite, the Ditto reverted to its default, gelatinous form, lying on the ground with swirly eyes. Meanwhile, Amor saw fit to introduce himself to the flamboyant cosplayer. "I'm Andrea. Nice to meet you too, sir." The young woman replied. "Poor Ditto... I wonder why it was acting all weird." She pondered aloud.
"Allow me to explain everything." An old man with a shiny, bald head walked into the scene, a TOGEPI perched on his hunched shoulder. "I run the Day Care on Route 117. People call me the Day Care Man."
The dragon-costumed girl stared at him quizzically."Hello, Mr. Day Care Man. Are you saying that you know what's wrong with Ditto?"
The senior citizen nodded. "Yes, dear girl. You see, that Ditto actually belongs to the Day Care. A few days ago, I gave it a potent aphrodisiac to bolster its... ahem... performance. Unfortunately, the drug ended up working a little too well, and it ran amok. It must have been in a mating frenzy ever since." He casually exposited.
"Mating frenzy?!" Andrea's flustered expression quickly gave way to a miffed frown. "So this was all your fault?!" She yelled, while Chomper growled angrily at the irresponsible elder.
"Now now, I did what I had to do in order to keep my business running. The demand for Eggs has reached an all-time high. There's only so much a single Ditto can do on its own!" The Day Care Man claimed, putting his hands up defensively.
Andrea furrowed her brow, clearly not buying that excuse. "Didn't you ever think about Ditto's feelings?! Poor thing must've been in so much pain!"
Sweating profusely, the Day Care Man shifted his elderly gaze to Amor. "Young man, you look like you have a cool head on your shoulders. Tell her that I only did what was best for business!" The old man pleaded.
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