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Ghost-Bass-ter [M/O]
POSTED ON Jun 28, 2022 17:28:01 GMT
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Mercury, first victim at close range, felt his normal indomitable courage fail as he grabbed the sheet and hid underneath it, pulling it over his head like a child cloaking himself in his bedsheets and being safe from the monster in the closet.

Kepler’s brain-- his beautiful, above-average, powerful brain-- froze on the spot. He was transported back, back back, back to the real, visceral fear that maybe the first humans felt, staring into the unmapped abyss and knowing everything out there wanted to, and was capable of, destroying them.

He tried to swallow but his mouth was dry and he was frozen and he was just this side of dehydration to not piss himself. He was frozen, absolutely frozen to the spot, with the kind of irrational fear that holds hands with phobias, not the normal kind of fear that permeates everyday life.

He figured his heart had stopped and he’d die when Mercury’s second rabbit instinct kicked in and he bolted out from under the sheet, agility causing his feet to burn marks into the metal hallway. The Scorbunny grabbed Kepler and Rico and ran away, whipping them off their feet and causing them to oof and ahh as they bounced and bumped against the floor of the hall in their hasty retreat.


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Daily Tinfoil Intake [DW]
POSTED ON Jun 28, 2022 16:13:12 GMT
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While it was true that conspiracies and hypothesis went hand in hand-- it was even in the name, conspiracy theory-- not all of one were the other-- like frogs and toads. All toads are frogs, but not all frogs are toads, which is, like, the one zoological thing Kepler retained from his Pokemon Evolutionary Theory class he had to take as an elective his freshman year.
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“Yeah, ‘m fine,” Kepler says, not realizing he’s still clutching at the fabric of his sweater until his fingers start to ache. He glares daggers at his Scorbunny as Mars continues to build on his postulation that Hoenn is special.
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And he has to admit, the evidence is damning.
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“I don’t believe in luck,” he says, voice flat. “But the idea of randomness exists as a theory in statistical mathematics. Statistically speaking, it’s possible that all these things could happen, individualistically, to one region, and not mean anything. Just be a product of-- of numerical determinism.”
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He runs a hand through his hair, fingers catching on snarls. Mars is stressing him out.
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“But it is highly unlikely. So your theory has weight. More weight than I enjoy it having, from a personal comfort standpoint.” Because now, as a scientist, isn’t it his job to put his mind to use trying to save the world? That’s a whole division of moral ethics that he’d snoozed through in college.
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There’s a loud, metallic banging noise as Mercury is picking a fight with-- with a freakin’ Metagross? The little rabbit is hopping and bopping as the Iron Leg Pokemon tried to punch him into the ground; eventually, Merc gets underneath him and fires off a flame charge directly into the larger dual type’s underbelly, sending it flying up in a smoking plume, and landing with a heavy slam on its back. Kepler, recovered from his fright, hurls a Pokeball at it, mostly to save Mercury from having to fight it any longer.
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“But where does it end?” He asks, once his attention is back on Mars. “We stop the meteor, then what? What-- what supernatural catastrophe comes next? In a model of cyclicism, all things have to end. The circle must become full.”




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POSTED ON Jun 27, 2022 0:23:49 GMT
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REDEEMING


PLEASE DISPLAY HAUNTED - catch 5 ghost-typed pokemon (50 PD)


misdreavus, drifloon, polteageist, trevenant, golett
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nothing but a monster [past]
POSTED ON Jun 26, 2022 16:49:24 GMT
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ALAMOS TOWN, SINNOH REGION. ROUGHLY SIX MONTHS IN THE PAST.

“It’s--,” he struggled to find the words. “I did my thesis on oceanographic physics. Wave patterns. Deep-sea travel. But it was just a research paper. A presentation. None of it was being applied.” The content mattered to him, he supposed. But the result did not. “I understand that not all science is fruitful. Not everything is implemented. Some things are just a waste of time. But do you know what I’m working on right now?” He wiped his palms on his pants, not realizing they’d gotten sweaty. “Acoustics for the auditorium.” He couldn’t suppress the roll of his eyes.

He realized he’d been raving, a bit. He bit the inside of his cheek to calm himself. She wasn’t here to listen to him blather on about his boring life.

Then she mentioned space-- and if he’d had animal ears, they’d have gone up.

“The final frontier,” he said before he could stop himself and visibly winced. “I like space. Space is fun. I did a theoretical paper on setting up a Lunar moon base my sophomore year. Reducing entropy, and the like.” It’d been part of a joint project with the Finance and Economics students and the Emergency and Military planning ones. More bullshit. But it had mattered less, then, so the sting was duller.

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Ghost-Bass-ter [M/O]
POSTED ON Jun 26, 2022 0:29:41 GMT
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“Yes I can!” Kepler yelled over his shoulder, heart racing in his chest, “I’m doing it right now!” Distantly, he heard the thunder of Rico’s feet behind him and the rabbit-quick steps of Mercury, who was… also running. Oh, god. That was bad, wasn’t it?

The strange creature jumped out in front of them again and Kepler yelped, stumbling backwards into Rico who’d slid to stop behind him. He flailed his limbs to try and get balance, sort of bouncing off the other grunt, then the wall, and falling to his ass on the hard, metal floor. Years of inactivity and poor health decisions were catching up to him-- the panic was welling in his chest, his limbs were trembling, and he was taking big, gulping breaths, trying to suck air into his lungs.

Rico, much more in control of his facilities, ordered his Pokemon to attack; when the hit landed and the other grunt celebrated, Kepler sat up a bit, but then the creature hopped right back up and drew its angry eyebrows on and--

Think, Kepler, think, he squeezed his eyes shut, backpedaling on his hands and knees. He wasn’t used to this kind of action. There was a reason he locked himself in his lab, dammit! Dark Pulse hit the thing. He didn’t have any Pokemon with Dark-type moves. He was hyperventilating now. Think, Kepler. Double kick didn’t have any effect.

“It’s a ghost!” He yelled, scrabbling for purchase on the wall of the sub with sweaty palms. “I mean, fuck. It’s a Ghost-type.” See how things worked better when he was thinking instead of screaming?

Mercury picked up what Kepler was laying down and bounded forward, bouncing off his trainer’s head (“Owch! Fuck you!”) into a tight somersault and coming down fast and hard at the strange thing with the drawn-on face.


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Daily Tinfoil Intake [DW]
POSTED ON Jun 25, 2022 22:41:49 GMT
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Kep tilts his head, braid trailing down to graze his shoulder. “Cresselia,” he parrots, as though weighing the word on his tongue. “Heard a lot about her growing up. Heard more about Darkrai, of course, but Cresselia too.” Darkrai was the unofficial mascot of Alamos University, his alma mater. Their rival was University of Western Alamos, and they were often depicted as Cresselia in some of the-- less flattering artwork.
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After Mars finishes talkin, Kep makes a face. “That’s tinfoil hat talk,” he says, beginning to rifle through his notes again. “And a very Hoenn-centric point of view. The idea that this stuff isn’t happening in the world at large.” Which, what were the odds? But then, what were the odds that it was happening here, at all? What were the odds of a singularity? What was a singularity, if not a point wherein a function stopped being well-behaved?
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Hoenn had never been one for behaving.
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Having argued himself down from that ledge, he shrugged.
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“It’s a theory, I guess,” he allowed.
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Mercury had discovered a Misdreavus, and the two of them had been running across the open gnoll for the better part of five minutes, chasing each other, with the latter disappearing and reappearing in space, and Mercury trying to guess where she’d pop up. A random equation for which the answer was equal to all the space directly around Mercury. Event space, if you would. He’d zoned out, mind lost in the math, when the Misdreavus popped up right in front of him, startling him out of his skin and sending him backpedaling.
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“Holy fucking shit!” he yelped, clapping a hand to his chest to settle his racing heart. Mercury was rolling on the grass, laughing along with his new best friend. Kepler shakily drew out a Pokeball and slapped it against the Screech Pokemon’s forehead, sealing her inside and putting an end to that particular bullshit.
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“Wh-where’s your proof?” he asked Mars, trying to get his friggen’ heartrate to slow down. “Where’s your evidence?” Not accusatory. Just scientific. Nothing to prove except everything. That was how science worked. All things were theories, in a way.



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HAUNTING [dw]
POSTED ON Jun 25, 2022 15:47:31 GMT
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“Mmmm, don’t short yourself,” he said. “I like to imagine baking is like murder-- you do it once, you qualify. Even if you don’t do it well.” He grinned. He liked Alexandra Briarwood, he decided. She was pleasant company, despite being scary as hell. That was part of the intrigue.
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“Thanks, but Mercury did all the work,” Kepler said. “He usually does.” His Scorbunny had a very intense way of approaching life, usually running at a thousand miles-per-hour at every available opportunity (which was whenever he was out) ((which, as Kepler’s preferred partner, was a lot)).
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He watched Lex’s teeny, tiny Joltik take down a massive, looming Runerigus and immediately felt small and insignificant in the world.
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“Now that was incredible,” he said, gesturing with his mostly empty drink can. “Mercury just… harasses the local wildlife. That was actual skill.”
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Case in point: there was a loud sliding sound, like someone dragging a sandbag through dirt, and Mercury pulled across their path pulling an angry Lapras by the hind flippers. One of the Transport Pokemon’s eyes were bruised shut, and it was aiming ice shards at the irritating Scorbunny, who was too fast to hit. Once the Lapras was well in the road, Merc jumped in front of it, bowed and spread his arms in a ta-daaaa motion, then backflipped, Mario-bounced off the shell, and double-kicked it in the head, fast, like hitting a speed bag. The Lapras’ jaw cracked with a painful sound and its long neck dropped to the ground. Kepler winced, and hit it with a Pokeball.
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“See what I mean?”
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Merc dusted himself off and plunged once more into the undergrowth at the side of the path, on the prowl for more victims.
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“Exactly like those things,” Kepler confirmed. Then he frowned, chewing at the inside of his cheek. “It’s-- it’s like Schrodinger’s Meowth. It’s not important till it’s important. The Meowth’s not dead until it’s dead. Yet, it is always important. I don’t know.” He shrugged. “No one cared about it until we discovered Sea Hoenn and the Tree of Life and all those things.”


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jayden-kepler laser razor [s]
POSTED ON Jun 18, 2022 16:18:34 GMT
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The sub creaked and groaned around him as it settled in for the night. When he’d first taken up residence on, what he affectionately called the submerged metal deathtrap, it had been unnerving to be constantly surrounded by the groans of the unquiet dead. But after a month or two of hermitage, locked in his lab working on Plans(™), it turned into less of a terror and more of a constant companion. Now he couldn’t barely sleep at night on dry land.

Not that he slept much at all.

Kep bundled his hair up into a messy knot as Mercury shot around the lab, sweeping paper coffee cups and old sandwich wrappers into a bin. Venus toddled around collecting cans in a garbage bag, whilst Mars elutriated dust with her big, fluffy tail.

They were expecting guests, and the lab was not in a fit state for viewing, though it was gradually getting cleaner by the minute. Kepler had even taken it upon himself to wear some decent clothing.


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Ghost-Bass-ter [M/O]
POSTED ON Jun 16, 2022 15:51:11 GMT
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“Oh, a scary noise,” Kep said, rolling his eyes so hard he got a little dizzy. “Yep, that’ll do it.” The sarcasm was thick in his tone but his head really was starting to hurt. Sometimes he theorized it was because he spent so much time on the sub that the pressure got to him-- like in the movie The Abyss.

Other times he theorized that he was just allergic to idiots.

His eyebrows knitted as the Pikachu’s head sloughed to the side, limp. That… that did not compute. There was no noise, for one. Breaking bones tend to be rather audible. His brain was still running through the numbers when the thing moved.

A blink later and the strange grunt’s Meowth was being raked by claws from behind them. Kepler spun, actually dizzy this time, and backpedaled. “Holy fuck!” He yelled, feeling the swift sting of karma as bile in his throat. “M-Merc! Get it!”

His Scorbunny, fearless in the face of danger, nobly jumped forward to deal a one-two double kick to the thing, pivoting and switching feet as he went--

--only to have both attacks pass through it, harmlessly.

Mercury paused up on one foot, head at a tilt, staring curiously at the creature. It was clad in a pale yellow-sheet, with a poorly drawn Pikachu face underneath crooked ears.

“Fuck!” Kepler yelled, turning to run for real.


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Daily Tinfoil Intake [DW]
POSTED ON Jun 16, 2022 14:42:33 GMT
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Honestly, the questions raised by the presence of potential end-of-the-world powers were good ones-- ones Kepler didn’t particularly want to answer. Like, was he sad? He’d never known how to answer that one on a good day-- and it’d been years since his last good day. What did one do, burdened with such a powerful brain and the feasible ability to help prevent such catastrophic events? Rage against the dying of the light? Kep had never been much of a rager, even that one time when he accidentally tried MDMA. He was definitely more of a ‘go quietly into that good night type’ of dude.
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Still, Mars’ story makes him pause. He looks up at the man, face that weird, blank stare that he got when he was working through a particularly tricky equation. Leave it to Kepler, he was more concerned with the repercussions of the falling moon than the point of the tale, which was that other universes exist and, also, Unown can make portals between them.
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He liked oceans, so sue him.
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“Did you-- stop it falling?” Kepler asked, wondering how on earth-- pun intended-- they’d do that. Because he was quickly gunning through the math in his head and the moon falling and how that would actually happen. They’d need another large body-- like, planet large-- to move for that to happen. Honestly the biggest problem would be the impact of a moon-sized object on the planet. And no more tides. But unlike, say, the sun, the moon wasn’t intrinsically tied to the earth’s seasons, weather, or anything like that.
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He broke himself out of his train of thought with a snicker. Laughter was a rarity for him.
[break][break]
“Here I am worrying about all the wrong things,” he said.
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Yeah, the meteor. ’s Meteor, he was starting to call it in his head.
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“But is the meteor the end of the world or just the end of Hoenn?” Kepler prompted. “There would be an adjustment period, obviously. But I think everyone else would be okay in the end.”
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The end. A funny concept.
[break][break]
Nearby, Mercury had moved on to another victim-- a Drifloon, leisurely floating by, until the Scorbunny grabbed it by its little heart-tipped tendrils and spun it around like an Olympic discus thrower.
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Unfortunately, the balloon didn’t toss in a satisfying way, so Mercury ended up kicking it-- and it floated up, like, you know, a balloon. So he kicked it again, and again, until it was bedraggled and bruised and more rolling along in the grass, not inches away from Kepler’s lap. He sighed, and tapped it with a Pokeball, putting it out of their misery.
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“Stop tormenting things,” he scolded. Mercury saluted him and then hopped off to completely ignore the order.


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Kep
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March 03
Alamos, Sinnoh
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Ghost-Bass-ter [M/O]
POSTED ON Jun 14, 2022 23:52:24 GMT
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In a blink the person was back. Kepler shook his head and stepped back a bit, thinking maybe he was seeing things-- but then he looked, again, in the direction Rico had run in from and saw a mysterious shape that did, for Rico’s credit, look remarkably like a Pikachu.

Kepler had more or less stepped out into the hallway, and incidentally had turned to face away from Rico. So, yes, the other Grunt was using him as a shield. Hurray.

Now, Kepler was a man of science and science reasoned that if it walked like a Pikachu, and talked like a Pikachu, then it was a Pikachu. So when Rico tossed out his Meowth, and the Meowth, in turn, tossed out its dark pulse, he had no reason to doubt the success of either of these things. Cool, grand, problem solved.

That’s what you were running from?” Kep said, voice a tired snort. Mercury stood nearby at the ready in case he was needed to engage.

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March 03
Alamos, Sinnoh
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head up in outer space [dw]
POSTED ON Jun 11, 2022 23:23:03 GMT
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Kepler went to roll his eyes and just managed to close them in time, so instead it looked like he took a very long blink. He wanted to say that actually, in fact, he had lots and lots to worry about, but his Aunt Michelle had been one of these care-free, don’t-shave-your-pits types and let’s just say there was a reason she wasn’t invited to many family functions.
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Venus looked distraught at Spyro’s suggestion that she’d done grievous harm and buried her face in her stoney hands. “Actually, I think that was by accident,” Kepler said, though it was more-fool-the-Beheeyem, because it was his Beheeyem now.
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“Stress less,” he said, voice full of loathing. Like hell he was about to take advice from a dude who named his Ludicolo Wirnpa.
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Mars hopped up to them with a little, golden ball in her mouth, revealing it to be a rather distressed Chingling. She dropped the little Pokemon at Kepler’s feet and batted it once, watching it roll and ding along the stone, before Kepler bounced a Pokeball off of it.
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“Stress less,” he said, smirking.




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catch attempt chingling. water/psychic/dragon



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March 03
Alamos, Sinnoh
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nothing but a monster [past]
POSTED ON Jun 11, 2022 22:52:06 GMT
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ALAMOS TOWN, SINNOH REGION. ROUGHLY SIX MONTHS IN THE PAST.

His parents fell solidly in the middle of the wealth spectrum, not rich but certainly not feeling the burn like some other families. He’d always been special, always been different, and so scholarships more or less fell in his lap. College had been an expense but less so than for some of his peers. But Kepler didn’t have much to call his own-- all of it was currently wrapped up in lodging and student loans. He researched what the school told him to research and while it was keeping him interested for now there was no promising he’d be down to do it forever.

So he smiled when Lulu told him all he had to do to avoid the red tape was be exceptional.

“I can be exceptional,” he said, quiet but confident. It wasn’t a brag-- it was a fact. If it meant guaranteeing his safety and comfort in life, he could do it, and he could do it relatively easy.

She went on to talk about Rocket and what they could offer him. He listened, cataloging all the information, sorting through the pros and cons on the spot, even though he already knew what his answer would be, should they offer him a job.

“I do,” he said, and he meant that, too. “I understand.”

So far he’d been a leaf on the wind, an insect on the tree, gouging out a little space for his little body to root in and hide from the predators. But how long until the birds came, sharp-beaked and eagle eyed? How long until a bigger bug came along and bullied him out of his hole? It wasn’t safe here. He wasn’t safe here-- not for long. He needed something deeper. Someplace he could put his soft insides and have them be, if not protected, then at least out of the way long enough to build up a stronger exoskeleton.

He was tired of transience. He wanted permanence.

He gestured at the mess of a lab around him.

“What I’m doing now isn’t important to me,” he said. “Nothing I’ve done insofar is important to me.” He looked back at Lulu, hoping she’d see. See that he was worth the opportunities-- the chance. “My cup isn’t full. It’s still very, very empty. I have a lot to give.” And nothing worth giving to, he thought. Not yet.


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March 03
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Ghost-Bass-ter [M/O]
POSTED ON Jun 11, 2022 21:15:19 GMT
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Kepler had been banging his head against the same theories for hours, locked up in his lab, working them to the bone. It got to the point where he was literally tempted to bash his forehead on his desktop when Mercury leapt forward, spun his chair back, and pushed him, wheels and all, out into the sub hallway, where the Scorbunny tipped the chair over and dropped Kep to the floor with a clang.

“Owch. Fuck. Fuck you.”
Kep muttered, miserably staring into his reddening palms as Merc dropped a handful of Pokeballs on Kepler’s lap and pointed violently down the hallway. He may not have been capable of human speech but the meaning was clear. Take a break, nerd.

Shakily, Kepler pushed himself to his feet, slipping the Pokeballs into his belt under his oversized sweater and setting off. Maybe one lap would do him some good.

He had just come to a T-Junction hallway when what he’d thought was the distant sound of the submarine settling actually turned out to be the approaching scream of someone running very, very fast. In a blink the person had sprinted past him, screaming the entire way. Kepler leaned forward to look down the hallway, watching the figure bounce in and out of the circular pot-lights in the ceiling; then, he looked the other way, expecting, at the very least, a very angry higher up hot on the poor grunt’s tail.

Finding nothing but open space, Kepler frowned and pinched the bridge of his nose with two fingers.

“Why are people so fucking weird?”
the scientist who’d just spent a week in the same room with no outside human contact groaned.
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Kep
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24
March 03
Alamos, Sinnoh
Homosexual
boy genius
Associate Scientist
nature, nuture
heaven and home
5'7" / 170 cm height
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HAUNTING [dw]
POSTED ON May 30, 2022 16:03:20 GMT
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Kepler couldn’t hold in the bite of laughter that escaped him at her description. Potent brownies. It made her sound like a potionmaster, a witch of old, laboriously crafting her brownies to fight penile insufficiency or male-patterned baldness. “That’s funny,” he said, hoping he hadn’t snorted. “I knew I had you pegged as a baker. Probably have a KISS THE COOK apron and everything.”
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A sprinkling of water came dripping down on top of them as an odd-colored Horsea went flying overhead. Mercury had pulled it from a pool-- he was very mischievous when bored-- and given it an Olympic-style toss; he was there on the other end of the arch to kick it, too. The little beast slapped wetly into their path, and Kepler cringed, putting it out of its misery by catching it in a Pokeball.
[break][break]
Merc bounced once, then disappeared into the undergrowth, likely to continue being a menace to the local wildlife.
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“Oh, lots of things,” Kepler said, in answer to her question. “Right now I’m doing a lot of studying on multiverse theory. They’re also using my research to explore the ocean, make better vessels for it, that sort of thing. My thesis was in ocean physics.” She didn’t care, probably. Definitely. He met very few people who did.

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catch attempt horsea sorry about the waaaait AGAAAAIN



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The Shula Region
Hogwarts AU
RPG Unlimited
MR
The Enroi Region
N:FB
Vyrehaven
Celestial Guardians, AU Sailor Moon RP
EO GENESIS
Code and Crown: An advanced literate warriors cats RP, set in medieval times
Swords Clashing