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POSTED ON May 30, 2022 15:51:35 GMT

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ALAMOS TOWN, SINNOH REGION. ROUGHLY SIX MONTHS IN THE PAST.

Kepler had the distinct feeling he was talking to hear himself speak. Well, he was terribly self-important, to hear others say it. Lulu Flint didn’t look at all phased by his fancy new title. As she spoke, her eyes touched around the room, but her face was an impassive mask, and Kep couldn’t tell if she was disgusted or impressed, though he was leaning towards the former.

Her questions surprised him, though. He’d expected more along the lines of how comfortable are you making weapons of mass destruction, which had, no joke, been one of the interview queries for his position in the Sinnohan government. Like a spinning wheel, his mind backpedaled through all the bullshit answers he’d given on his applications, but none of those paper-thin fallacies seemed to fit, here.

“I guess… I want to be the best,” Kepler said, eventually, tugging on one of his braids, a nervous habit resulting in years of broken ends. “I want to be the top of my field. Whatever I put my mind to, I want to excel.” I want to be protected, was the unspoken thought; If I far surpass everyone in my field, no one needs to come close to me, and I can work alone and no one can hurt me.

It was too pathetic to voice, though.

“My end goal is whatever my employer’s end goal is, I suppose,” he added. “I kind of have to go wherever the money is, at least for a little bit.”

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POSTED ON May 29, 2022 17:04:18 GMT

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“It wouldn’t be too big of a stretch to assume so,” Kep says, though he doesn’t like the taste of assumptions. They make him itch. “But also, if you imagine time as a big circle-- or even a small circle-- it makes it easier for universes to cross than if they were just straight.”
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He flips to a blank piece of paper and uncaps a Sharpie. “So, imagine, time is a flat circle--,” he draws a straight line on the page-- “but space-- the stuff that makes up the universe-- from the smallest nucleic acids, to the cells, to the people and Pokemon and plants the cells are in, to the earth, water, sky, and stars-- is like this,” he draws a larger circle around the line, “where the two sizes are equidistant with each other. This is spacetime. It’s a mathematical model.”
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He pauses to label the drawing.
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“Now we know that spacetime is 4D-- there are three dimensions to space, plus the dimension of time-- so imagine this bisected circle hops off the page.” He draws another circle in the middle of the halved circle to illustrate its dimensions. “It would be easier for a cyclical four-dimensional timeline to intersect with another cyclical four dimensional timeline than if it was just-- like this.” He drew a ‘+’ sign in the margins. “This would be the model if universes weren’t cyclical. And you could have these axi be any lengths. You could have more time and less space, or more space in less time. So the cyclical theory checks out.”
[break][break]
He’s monologuing now. He’s found a groove and he’s in it.
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“You could theorize that the Unown appear in cyclical universes when the cycle is coming close to restarting. They have to be present for the birth and death of the world. Which doesn’t spell out too great for us.” His voice is bland, like he doesn’t so much care if the world ends. “I’m sure a whole bunch of catastrophic stuff could happen, but the end result would be the same.”
[break][break]
There’s a strange wobbling noise as across the way Mercury is using a Wobbufet as a punching bag, striking and kicking the blue Patient Pokemon as it bounces back and forth. Eventually, the poor thing starts to look a little bruised, so Kepler tosses a Pokeball and secures it safely away from his meddling Scorbunny.

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catch attempt wobbufet. psychic/ghost. holy shit i am NEVER having a smart character again

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POSTED ON May 29, 2022 16:44:05 GMT

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Do something with your life, Kepler. Take a job, Kepler. Get out of your lab, Kepler. If you don’t start becoming a useful member of this society, Kepler, we’ll cut your funding.
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Kep yawned and didn’t bother to cover his mouth. It was an anxiety thing, something common in animals; yawning to fill the space. Yawning to fill the time. Yawning to cover up the fact that he felt extremely uncomfortable here in the outside world without four metal walls to cover him. He pulled down on his sweater and sighed. His legs dangled off the wall of a multi-story parking garage looking down at his attempt at doing something outside of his research
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“Chaos theory,” he said to Pluto, his Beheeyem, who hovered nearby, “is the study of apparent random or unpredictable behavior in systems governed by deterministic laws.” He kicked his black tennis shoes together, like a child on the swingset. “It is commonly believed that the world is unpredictable because it is complicated.”
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Case in point-- Kep had used Pluto’s weird, alien, Beheeyem powers to screw with a very crowded intersection’s traffic lights, causing multiple greens in different directions, resulting in no less than a sixteen car pileup, and traffic backed up for miles across multiple lanes in all four directions. There was a distant wail of sirens-- but the red-haired Leaguer was first on the scene.
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“Shucks,” Kep muttered, having hoped regular fire and safety would show up soon and relieve him of his chaos-causing duties. Unfortunately, it was in his contract, somewhere, that when it came to the League, he had to give ‘er hell. He knew @miette was League because he stepped in and attempted to take control-- attempted being the keyword here, sort of like how Kepler attempted at being a good Rocket. Admittedly, his job was far easier.
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He pulled down his black domino mask and waved Pluto over; she scooped him up on an arm and levitated down closer to street level, just above the chaos. There was so much going on, no one really paid him any notice.
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“This looks like it’s going well for you,” he called down to the red-haired stranger, voice ringing with boredom. Closer now, Kepler could see the green of his eyes, slight reddening in his face.
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Oh no, he’s cute. It was visceral thought that made Kepler’s stomach turn. No, no, no, he said, mentally smacking himself. None of that, now.
[break][break]
There was only so much chaos theory he could stomach at once.

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POSTED ON May 8, 2022 16:53:04 GMT

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It was a weird thing, to be in awe of someone else’s movements. Kepler had spent his whole life trapped in a meat-sack that either felt several sizes too small or too long at any given time; he was prone to clumsiness, and had purple and blue patterned shins to prove it. His parents would never mention it, but he was a late-life walker, and even now occasionally had to check himself to make sure he was walking in a straight line.
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The grace with which Lex swooped down and picked up that Pokeball-- such a minute, simple movement--
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He looked away, scanning the open air as if something fascinating would materialize in front of them any second.
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“Well,” he says, an undertone of glee weaving into his words. “Certainly not all.” Like any tool, she’s multifunctional. But every apparatus has a categorization. “I’m sure you bake great cookies and make lovely macramé.” He turns to her with a slight smile to show his jesting.
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He felt the residual zappage of the Joltik’s electro web; the hair on that side of his head stood up on end.
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A Marshtomp lulling in a nearby mud puddle stood up to watch them pass; Mercury was on it in a second, type disadvantage be damned. Two kick kicks to the football-shaped head rendered it flat on its back, and Kepler collected it soon after.
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“I am a physicist,” Kepler said, unable to keep the jaunty, boyish joy out of his words. “A quantum physicist.” The bragging edge made it clear the addendum was included as a joke-- it wasn’t really meant to impress anyone. “A regular pencil pusher.”

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catch attempt marshtomp sorry about the waaaait

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POSTED ON May 8, 2022 16:19:49 GMT

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He doesn’t mean to be petulant and argumentative. It just happens.
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“I was thinking more along the lines of pelvic structures in Wailmer,” Kepler said, “but then, I did my thesis on oceanographic quantum physics.” He didn’t give a whit for human biology. Human beings were boring-- limited.
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“Have you ever heard of cyclic cosmology?” Kepler asked, following the string of his own making. Mars was inconsequential, now; he may have been speaking to an empty room. That’s how he went, when he had an idea: roll it along the ground and just keep following it. “It’s a Penrose theory. Essentially, since our universe started from nothing, it will end in nothing, and be reborn in nothing-- in a different, yet identical, timeline.”
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Across the expanse in front of them, Mercury is soccer-kicking a Polteageist over the grass, tinkling ceramic loud in the evening as the little ghost within grips the teapot’s lid and ducks down into the shell of the body to hide. At the last second, Merc slices the kick, and it flies over Kepler’s head, crashing against the tree behind him, and falling to the ground. Kep taps the poor, dazed thing with a Pokeball, collecting it.
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“If cyclic cosmology is to be believed,” Kepler continued, almost as though nothing had happened, “the end of our universe is to be exactly like the beginning. Maybe the Unown are part of that.”

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catch attempt polteageist. psychic/ghost. holy shit i am NEVER having a smart character again

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nothing but a monster [past]

POSTED ON May 8, 2022 3:13:11 GMT

ALAMOS TOWN, SINNOH REGION. ROUGHLY SIX MONTHS IN THE PAST.

Kepler tilted his head, tendrils of hair slipping down his cheek; the blue dye was fading, bright turquoise washed out to a dull teal. The knocks hung in the air for a brief moment before he closed his eyes, and nodded.

Bursting from a corner of the lab, Mercury rushed forward, the ever well-trained footman. The rabbit pulled open the door to allow Lulu entrance as Kep untangled his limbs from where he was sitting on his stool. Mercury swept a paw wide, beckoning Lulu in.

Like the energizer bunny on crack, Merc was here, then away, then back again, dragging over a coat rack for Lulu to hang her coat or hat, should she have one. Gone again, then back, pushing a metallic cart with a portable coffee machine and a mixed collection of mugs, ranging in design from simple patterns, to WORLDS BEST CAT MOM, to ceramic pieces definitely made by someone’s children. A chipped plate bore offerings of those little tear-and-bake sugar cookies with Halloween designs (a pumpkin and a ghost, respectively).

“Ms. Flint, right?” Kepler asked standing and stretching his arms tall, long spine bending slightly backward. He was still incredibly diminutive, even when not hunched. “Kepler Brueshaber, soon to be head of Alamos University R&D. Though I have a feeling you may be here to change that?" The end of his speech lilted upwards in a question.

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nothing but a monster [past]

POSTED ON Apr 24, 2022 3:06:08 GMT

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ALAMOS TOWN, SINNOH REGION. ROUGHLY SIX MONTHS IN THE PAST.

Kepler’s lab is a nightmare. There’s papers everywhere; random pieces of glassware are scattered across multiple tables, some tipped over and leaking questionable materials. Both the blackboard and the whiteboard are an indecipherable mess of scribbles. His fellow students see the chaos and say it looks like a mad scientist has built his lair in there-- if the mad scientist was blind and also a rat.

The mad scientist in question sits on a wooden stool, hunched over an old, dog eared comic book. He cradles a toothmarked ham sandwich in one hand and holds the page down with a fingertip of the other hand. He’s alone, and has been, for quite some time. His eyes flash up at the mess around him as if to confirm that statement.

He doesn’t thrive like this-- in isolation. But it’s the only way he feels safe. He has built the pandemonium up around him, like a very particular bird crafting an artful nest. It’s a defense mechanism, the repulsion. Keeping people at arms length.

But not today. Today, he is expecting a guest.

It’s a rarity. To celebrate, he has emptied the trashcans.

His gaze lands on the closed door as the shadow of a figure appears behind the frosted window.

It’s time.

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RECRUITMENT: ACT I

POSTED ON Apr 24, 2022 3:04:05 GMT

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POSTED ON Apr 24, 2022 1:30:56 GMT

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Sure, this dude could laugh-- he was like, what, eight-foot tall, six hundred pounds, probably ate Salamence for breakfast, and could use the Dragalge to pick his teeth. But Kepler-- Kep was bite-sized and succulent, perfect for snacking on. “Easy for you to say!” Kepler growled bravely from where he was hidden behind Spyro.
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Then the big stranger waved a Pokeball at him and he was about to say something else rude when the Sobble he didn’t realize was on his shoulder slipped into the ball in a beam of light. “Well. Shit.” Kepler pinched the bridge of his nose and squeezed his eyes shut. “Thanks, I guess.” He was going to let the comment about ‘cowardly youth’ slide given that he had been using the guy as a meat shield just moments before.
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A nearby Beheeyem buzzed over to see what all the fuss was about. She was so focused on Spyro’s Ludicolo that she didn’t see Venus behind her; the Golett tapped the Beheeyem on the shoulder and accidentally astonished her when she turned. The Cerebral Pokemon jumped backward and tipped over, splashing in a shallow pool caused by the waterfall.
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Wincing, Kepler tossed a Pokeball to collect her. “For being very obnoxious, your giant pineapple comes in handy,” he said.

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catch attempt beheeyem. water/psychic/dragon

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POSTED ON Apr 23, 2022 23:15:48 GMT

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Look, Mars probably has a good reason for wanting to collect all the Unown in the history of the world. Everybody has a rationale for the crazy shit they do-- it’s the rationalizing that makes them crazy. Kepler doesn’t particularly give a hoot one way or the other, but if he didn’t seize the opportunity to take a childish shot at someone perceived to be his elder and better then, by God, he wouldn’t be Kepler Caiaphas Brueshaber.
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“Judging by the grand history of known things,” Kepler says, watching with bored, half-lidded eyes as Mars’ Rapidash bodies an innocent Bronzong, “it will either be very good, or very bad. Or both.”
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He’s a quantum physicist. His best grasp of things is at their basest level.
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“Unlikely,” he counters Mars’ statement. “Everything has a purpose. We just don’t know what it is right now.”
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There’s a squeaking noise that grows steadily louder as an errant Hatenna comes flying in over their heads. It lands, bouncing like a ball, and Mercury is there in an instant to send it skyward again with a double kick. He dribbles it like a soccer player for a few moments before Kepler shows mercy on the little, pink gnome and captures it in a Pokeball.
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“Or,” he says, suddenly and out of the quiet, “it had a purpose, and no longer does. Vestigial organs. Creatures that helped develop and create the known universe have lost their priority in the ebbs and flows of existence.” He shrugs.

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catch attempt hattena. psychic/ghost

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HAUNTING [dw]

POSTED ON Apr 23, 2022 22:42:26 GMT

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Was it possible he was creeping her out?
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Kepler took a swig off his energy drink and tried to think of how it may have looked. Sure, she was a badass, but he was a greasy twig who just appeared out of nowhere and was now staring over her shoulder.
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Yeah, it was possible. Likely, even.
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“Thanks,” he says, when she praises his catching prowess. Granted, Merc dropped the damn thing at his feet, like a housecat bringing home a mouse, but still. “Not too bad yourself,” he adds after her Joltik-- a very unassuming Pokemon-- easily downs a much larger wild Pokemon.
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“Sure,” Kep says to the proffered walk, and the two fall in step down the gently declining hill-- though her own is much longer than his, given his height (or lack of).
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“So,” he says, looking up at the orange-stained cumulous sky, “run out of butts to kick?” That’s what Rocket Beasts did, right? Kick butt? Take names?
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There’s a clacking noise as an angry Crawdaunt runs across their path, with Mercury riding it cowboy style. Apparently, Kepler’s rabbit cannot stop causing mischief. He jumps up on the crawfish’s back, bouncing high, and then ground-pouding downwards, Mario-style, to bury the Crawdaunt’s star-topped head into the soil.
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Kepler drops a Pokeball onto its exposed back as he and Lex pass it.

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catch attempt crawdaunt

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POSTED ON Apr 17, 2022 1:58:29 GMT

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KEPLER BRUESHABER

romance plots: open!
friend plots: open!
enemy plots: open!
LF: [redacted]
based out of rocket hq
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God, Kepler is. Okay, so, Kep is an amazing, brilliant, groundbreaking physicist, with a focus on quantum mechanics. He is also a grubby little shitgremlin who never leaves his lab and survives solely on energy drinks and Doordash. He’s rude, he’s obstinate, he loves to argue-- loves to argue-- and is so, ungodly messy, like, his lab is a disaster zone. But he’s brilliant, and has published numerous studies and articles on quantum mechanics.
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He was recruited by Rocket recently (so HMU, Lulu Flint and every other science peepo, I wanna do his recruitment threads) and is literally just doing it because they pay him lots of money and occasionally listen to him.
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He’s also very, very gay. He’s pretty secretive about this because he feels like most people dislike him or find him repulsive? It would be super coolio if someone were to teach him otherwise? :pleadtorb:

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HAUNTING [dw]

POSTED ON Apr 12, 2022 22:45:36 GMT

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Kepler blinks, thinking for a second in his screen-addled gaze that Lex has a big, yellow, hairy tumor hanging off the front of her chest-- but the little Joltik skitters to a different perch and he’s relieved to find it’s just a Pokemon. Phew.
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She looks-- glares, really-- him up and down and he matches her bored expression with a baggy-eyed, half-lidded, too-damn-tired one of his own. “No,” he says flatly, taking a sip from his peach-flavored Bang, “just watchin' the sunset.” He lets the silence linger between them and looks pointedly past her, out at the sky, colored the same peach as his drink can.
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There’s an undignified squawk and an undulating noise as a tan and brown rock comes flying towards them; it takes Kepler a few moments to realize it’s a shell, and it’s only when Mercury comes bounding after it to whack it again that he registers it’s a shell attached to a Pokemon. The poor Squirtle rebounds off a guardrail and comes spinning to a stop at Kep’s feet when the little blue turtle pops out and makes a sickened, groaning noise.
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Kep raises one eyebrow and slides a Pokeball from his pocket to zap the thing.

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catch attempt squirtle

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