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Ghostbusting [O][M]
POSTED ON Feb 21, 2024 13:28:14 GMT
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The woman heard Andrew before she saw him. This tin can was awfully noisy. Every step is accompanied by metallic echoes. Still, the audible warning gave her time to finish her text and send it on its way. Manicured nails slid from the top of her cat’s head to his chin. They scratched at them. “Do be a good boy, Purrseus.” She whispered to her companion. The feline merely turned his head to follow the streamer’s shadow. [break][break]

The cat’s nose wrinkles as if he’s smelled something foul. Almost as if he can sense useless manchild at a few hundred yards. Her hands slid upward to the cat’s ears “We cannot expect everyone to meet your standards.” When Andrew rounded the corner, Calpurnia turned away her bosom companion. With a gentle rap of nails on the chubby cat’s head, she rose to her feet. A heavy sigh followed as he gave a perfectly mundane answer to her teasing. It took the fun out of it.
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Taking a few steps forward, Calpurnia moves as if to offer him a hand. But her legs continue forward until they pop the younger man’s personal bubble. “And what is it you believe about them—” Those fingers move to walk up the front of his shirt. “Mister Fisher?” Bored of his mistress toying with her food, Purrseus jumps down from his perch. His springtail waves irritably behind him as he follows the smell of human fear deeper into the submarine’s belly.
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"Certainly not in getting enough sleep," The scientist quipped. "Just what keeps you up all night?"
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Not my best Kelpie post, but it's better to have one than to not.[break]




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Just a Pound of Flesh [Red][M]
POSTED ON Feb 21, 2024 13:24:49 GMT
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Calpurnia raised a brow at the ivory-haired woman. “Is it now?” She could not resist a scolding cluck. What a silly thing, caving to stereotypes. Expecting a lady to meet her in some dark alley. “I would think it’d be best to meet somewhere…unexpected.” The Boys in Blue always poked their noses in the obvious places—seedy motels, underground hideouts, and other seedy places. But she didn’t know anyone who’d start at a beach. [break][break]

“I am just asking you to do your job.” An envelope moves from her bag into her hand. “There’s a nasty little League scientist poking his nose where it doesn’t belong.” And, just last week, the man had the gall to send her a threat. He’d realized the signature from one of their newest weapons matched something in her old files. What a useless, little kiss-up.
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At first, Calpurnia had been tempted to ignore his vacant little tantrums. Allow the silly manchild to hang out to dry. After all, the second he let the Meowth out of the bag, any armor vanished. Which meant he couldn’t do anything if she did not play along. The only reason he knew about that concoction was because he’d helped her develop it.
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But then, last week, he’d mentioned . Implied he’d let something slip to her friends at school. So, he’d left her with no choice. Rats deserved nothing but extermination.
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“I just need him to take a nice, long vacation.” The money was taken from multiple accounts over the past few weeks. “It should be easy for someone so recommended.” A little bit of sucking up never hurt. “It is not as if the sexless little nerd has anyone who’d care.” The first pile of money appears in her palm. She fans herself with it. "I don't care how it's done, as long as it's not a spectacle." A few other purchases between each withdrawal to try and disguise its purpose. “Should be simple enough for a woman of your caliber."


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Not my best Kelpie post, but it's better to have one than to not.[break]




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Nothing Sygnaficant [Temp]
POSTED ON Feb 21, 2024 13:21:36 GMT
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The hunger in her eyes is palpable. It would not be hard to imagine Calpurnia licking her chops as she stares at the screen before her. In those file names, a hundred different mysteries beckoned to her. But she makes no move to sate that curiosity. It is a weaker woman who’d give so obviously into temptation. As they open up the indicated files, the scientist quickly skims them. [break][break]

“And rob me of a surprise? Heavens no! Arceus knows how many of those I have left! I'm positively ancient!“ Full lips tilt slightly upward. But, though her tone was full of levity, there was an edge to her eyes. Only she was allowed to crack jokes like that. Only boors brought up a lady's age. “This errand of yours far more interesting than shock testing a rat.” A mother to five and what felt like a dozen more immature colleagues, there were few days where she was allowed to focus. And, if the interrupting party was entertaining, there’d be no need to protest.[break][break]

As she closes one document, she quickly pirouettes to another. “I see.” Bored of this human nonsense, Purrseus disappears beneath the desk. From his angle, Tempest can see the oversized donut bed the cat calls home. “Well, you certainly came to the right place, love.” Now, there’s a cold edge to her smile. “But we both knew that, didn’t we?” He wouldn’t be here otherwise.
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There’s another flash of predatory interest in her eyes. It seems even this little bit of information has the gears turning. But she’ll keep her guesses to herself. There’s no reason to play games when you might rig it in your favor. She grabs for her glass as she leans forward. It’s almost as if she’s sharing gossip with a gal pal. “Do go on.”

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Not my best Kelpie post, but it's better to have one than to not.[break]




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The Great Chasm [M]
POSTED ON Feb 21, 2024 13:16:50 GMT
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When Draco turned the next corner, he would find himself at their assigned meeting place. Calpurnia sat upon a conveniently shaped slab of Tera crystal. Her hulking beast of a Purugly lay across her lap. Standing beside them—-seemingly off--was her newly acquired Iron Leaves. Perfectly aware of this man’s presence, the violet-haired woman did not immediately acknowledge him. [break][break]

‘Dinner’s in the fridge. I’m working late tonight. <3’ She sent her text off with a resolute button press. Only then did she acknowledge the man and his dragons. “Draco Prowler, I presume?” She allowed her eyes to trail over the man’s frame. A delighted smirk appeared as she caught sight of muscular arms. At the very least, she had something nice to look at with this piece of cannon fodder.[break][break]

Brushing away invisible dust, the scientist stood. With a heavy thump, Perseus jumped down beside her. This was enough to coax the Iron Leaves into wakefulness, its pink eyes now glowing beacons among the crystal. “What I need is up ahead.” She gestured to a nearby tunnel. “And I could use a big, strong man to help me get it.” Not that she needed one, in this case, the word ‘use’ was accurate. He was a tool, nothing more.[break][break]

Padding ahead of his trainer, the Purugly paused to throw Draco a backward glance. His muzzle wrinkled as if he smelled something foul.

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Purrsy out here being a judgmental queen[break]




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LESSER MEGALOPOLIS: CF
POSTED ON Feb 21, 2024 13:14:43 GMT
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At the question, the scientist hummed. She tugged out another power cord. Another dud. It seemed capitalistic obsolescence left its imprint on this realm as well. The cord was tossed back down with more force than anything. “Information wins wars, Fern.” Ivory peeked past bright lips as she caught sight of a second laptop. This she picked up, sticking it and its charger into her purse. “And I thirst for it.”And a lot of other things, to be frank. Right now, much of their data about this place came from the Megalopans themselves.

Which likely meant they weren’t telling the truth. People were rarely open about what exactly scared them. And recruiters—to their silly cause—did not make a living off of realities. “I am hoping there may be something of use in all of this.” She gestured vaguely at the area around them. Her eyes flicked briefly to Tapu Koko, a hint of frustration in her voice. “Certainly better than leaving empty-handed.” While Caplurnia preferred lab data, she figured an IT person could glean additional details about this place. Perhaps it was even governmental.

Staring at the assortment of technology, Calpurnia nodded. “I would appreciate a pair of big, strong men to help me.” Then, she smiled. “But you two shall have to do.” She pulled out a few laptop bags and laid them on the table. Then, with what seemed unnatural skills of organization, Kelpie began to pack them. A dozen or so laptops from various areas—the only ones not shattered in the fall. With the cargo ready, the now barefooted woman turned toward the entrance.

"Let's try to avoid fireworks on the way out." It was time to go home. She’d be back soon enough. There was more to learn here.

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Sweetheart Sale 2024
POSTED ON Feb 16, 2024 19:53:23 GMT
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TEAS & DESSERTS:


There's a lot of retro treats in here in a variety of nauseating colors. There's also a gift card for the observatory.

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ORDER DETAILS: There's a lot of retro treats in here in a variety of nauseating colors. There's also a gift card for the observatory.[break][break] TO: [break][break] CARD: "Have a lovely day, Neon. May your Valentine's Day be sunny and bright.." Sincerely, Calpurnia Kubrick.[break][break]



TEAS & DESSERTS:


It's a set of chocolates arranged in the shape of a heart along with a deep red wine. It includes a certificate for a couple's massage.

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ORDER DETAILS: A beribboned box of orange blossom meringues and hibiscus tea blends. (Rewrite as desired!)[break][break] TO: [break][break] CARD: "Thank you for all that you do. Do take some time to enjoy eachother's company. Sincerely, Calpurnia Kubrick.[break][break]




TEAS & DESSERTS:


This box includes a blend of bespoke Alolan tea and a coffee mug imprinted with a design for the pigeon.

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ORDER DETAILS: A beribboned box of orange blossom meringues and hibiscus tea blends. (Rewrite as desired!)[break][break] TO: [break][break] CARD: "May Pidge and you have a lovely Valentine's Day. Sincerely, Calpurnia Kubrick" [break][break]




TEAS & DESSERTS:


Send a special someone a bespoke box of sweets delivered by Stufful, signed or anonymous!

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ORDER DETAILS: A load of unhealthy junk food, many of them from the 80s. There's also a gift card for a crappy local rock-and-roll bar.[break][break] TO: [break][break] CARD: I would usually send something classy, but that does not seem to be your speed. Do try not try and refrain from living up to your namesake, Mister Zeppelin. " Sincerely, Calpurnia Kubrick[break][break]




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Send a special someone a bespoke box of sweets delivered by Stufful, signed or anonymous!

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ORDER DETAILS: A beribboned box of orange blossom meringues and hibiscus tea blends. (Rewrite as desired!)[break][break] TO: [break][break] CARD: "Have a lovely Valentine's Day, Mister Beckett. Sincerely, Calpurnia Kubrick."[break][break]



TEAS & DESSERTS:


Send a special someone a bespoke box of sweets delivered by Stufful, signed or anonymous!

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ORDER DETAILS: A batch of obnoxiously pink, heavily frosted cookies. There's also some chocolates for his sister. Are those condoms? The box features a fire and Charizard motif.[break][break] TO: [break][break] CARD: "I hope your bed isn't cold again, Gerry! - Sincerely, Auntie K." [break][break]


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Send a special someone a bespoke box of sweets delivered by Stufful, signed or anonymous!

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ORDER DETAILS: A beribboned box of ethnically diverse baked goods. There's also a 6-pack of flavored beers. (Rewrite as desired!)[break][break] TO: [break][break] CARD: "Have a lovely holiday, Mister Slayte. Enjoy a cold one on me. - Sincerely, Calpurnia K." [break][break]



PERFUMES:


Send a special someone a custom floral perfume delivered by Florges, signed or anonymous!

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ORDER DETAILS: A lovely perfume made from some of the most poisonous grass-type Pokemon. It smells floral and woody.[break][break] TO: @tag[break][break] CARD: "This will offer some protection in a pinch and still serve its purpose. Do refrain from getting it in your eyes, love." - Sincerely, C. Kubrick.)


PERFUMES:


Send a special someone a custom floral perfume delivered by Florges, signed or anonymous!

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ORDER DETAILS: A lovely blue bottle that smells vaguely of salt and sea. It's made from the extractions of Tentacruel and Mareanie. desired!)[break][break] TO: [break][break] CARD: "Do get out of the lab once in a while, love! This little number makes a great 'flavoring' when added to a strong drink." - Calpurnia Kubrick


BOUQUETS:


Send a special someone a bouquet delivered by Leavanny, signed or anonymous!

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ORDER DETAILS: A adorable flower arrangement consisting of mostly yellow, purple, and pink flowers. It's accented with three sticks with her daughter's favorite candy bars.[break][break] TO: @tag[break][break] CARD: "Do have a lovely day at school, darling. I know daddy usually picked you up with a rose, but I can't get away from work. I love you more than anything." - Mom


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RKS: Xenon & Kelpie
POSTED ON Feb 15, 2024 18:20:32 GMT
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RKS: Xenon & Kelpie
POSTED ON Feb 15, 2024 18:19:50 GMT
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Calpurnia listened to Xenon speak with her best neutral expression. At a few points, her eyebrow rose—astonished by this unusual outlook. “Your life must be a mess, dear.” The past and the future were so hopelessly intertwined that trying to ignore one was impossible. "What does your calendar even look like?" And, while quite proud of her own mental capacities, Kelpie could not make heads or tails of this view.
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“Well, who best to lead such a motley group?” As someone in the science department, Kelpie rarely had the privilege of encountering the more heavy-handed among their kin. She did her little experiments and they handled the bloody, nasty, grunt work. “I certainly can understand the irritation.” The scientist sang in response to the talk of this scenario. The sudden endings were beginning to ruffle even her feathers. The answers were dangled so close to their faces. As if a few more seconds wold unravel the secrets of this mad, mad world.[break][break]


As Xenon rushed forward, Calpurnia joined her. While strong men were attractive, it was just as gratifying to call one to your heels. With a nod, she peeled a Pokeball from her side. From its depths, a teal Glimmora emerged, its crystalline eyes unblinking. “Let's get some cover.” With an idle twirl of her hand, she sprayed poison needles around them. The Mortal Spin began to wear at their attackers, drawing blood at each charge.

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Calpurnia’s lips perked upward as signs of her work began to take effect. How many women haven't dreamed of taking out an uppity, mysterious man in their life?

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Attacking Daddy Walsh




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PALENTINE'S CARDS (2024)
POSTED ON Feb 15, 2024 14:40:24 GMT
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PALENTINE'S CARDS (2024)
POSTED ON Feb 14, 2024 13:50:27 GMT
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POSTED ON Feb 1, 2024 8:30:12 GMT
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PURCHASING/REDEEMING


welcome to the poké mart!


1X Iron Leaves (Tachyon | Iron Leaves | Quark Drive | Magical Leaf, Leaf Blade, Psyblade, Mega Horn, Solar Blade, Sacred Sword
) (0 PD)



TOTAL


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June 18
Snowbelle City
Pansexual
Rocket Scientist
Grunt
Fill Me Up Buttercup
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TO SOW DRAGON'S TEETH (LEFTWARD)
POSTED ON Feb 1, 2024 8:22:31 GMT
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Damned League. The purple-haired woman thinks as Pakia forms its bonds. While she does not hate the other woman, the idea of being snubbed irritates her. As her eyes flick from the white-haired woman to other avatars, her lips purse. She is not certain these choices are exactly logical. It seems the gods are as fickle as everyone else.[break][break]

She uses her phone to record what happens next. Beneath her, Perseus huffs irritably—his reduction to a mount is redeeming. Through this footage, she aims to capture small details. These things will be easily revisited later. This will allow her to perhaps discover the portal’s location. But this angle needs adjusting. “Move up a few hundred yards.” As the cat bounds forward, it touches briefly on puddles of spilled ichor from the Paradox Pokemon.[break][break]


But it seems not all of them are down. Her only warning is a sudden bright light. A psychic attack slices through Purrseus’s front roof. “Rawwwwwr!” The cat rears and narrows its eyes. A fight commences—its fierce and bloody. But it ends when Purrseus sends the thing crashing into a heap with a status move. As Calpurnia approaches it, her eyes are fiery.[break][break]

This thing thought it could attack her? Well, Mommy would have to teach it better, hadn’t she?

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Records the end game and captures an Iron Leaves[break]





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June 18
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POSTED ON Jan 23, 2024 1:36:09 GMT
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Before Calpurnia can get much further, Howard Slayte slugs her new companion in the face. “Oh dear, it seems I’ve interrupted.” A purple brow raises as she turns to the archaeologist. She makes no move to stop the violence. It is not her place to interfere in relationship drama. Unless they were starring her children, of course. “I will leave you silly lovebirds to it.” With gentle pressure on Purrseus’s side, the pair weaves deeper into the battlefield.[break][break]

If Palkia, their supposed savior, chose to turn the rocker into toe jam, she would rather find her amusement elsewhere.[break][break]

With the legendaries occupied, Calpurnia is more secure moving forward. Forward progress is halting—puddles of blood and coolant dotting the path. Occasionally, her eyes find a familiar face in the carnage. Sometimes they are not attached. As they stumble upon a group of Paradox Pokemon, the Rocket smirks. Again, she pulls out a canister—the red sticker on its side apparent even in the smoke and snow.[break][break]


Dropping it in front of Purrsy, she jerks her head toward the tide. “Be a love and deliver that.” The cat does so with a powerful Fury Swipe. The container spins across the sky, turning all beneath it red. A silly Ranger blunders in front of it. As he’s doused in red powder, the scientist turns away. He does not have time to scream as the chrome armor is dyed crimson.[break][break]


With this distraction, the woman draws closer to the mutated Kyurem. As she presses record, she turns to face the young woman who seeks to control reality itself. This time, the smirk is one of admiration. One day, we’ll realize we do not need you at all.

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Uses a Rage Powder grenade to turn Paradox Pokemon against their kin[break]
Evades the couple's spat[break]





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