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☆ kyouya / male / sheer force / sky drop, hone claws, bulk up, tailwind, aerial ace, rock slide

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“What the hell?”

That was all he could remark as he looked over at Matias, wondering if he was going to take the Weepinbell-hat off because that looked like a really painful suction on his head…

“By dog you mean the other one of the Swords, right?” he confirmed, before wondering again what in the hell made him say that about Melody Miro…

So strange.

In the undergrowth, a Nuzleaf dashed by, unseen by either man.

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POSTED ON Jun 15, 2022 10:21:21 GMT

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"hello, hat."

nah, matias is just going to leave it on for a while. it's not actually sucking that hard so it feels more like a massage than anything. if he tries hard enough, it actually feels relaxing.

"i don't think cobalion is a dog. is it? i don't know. but, no, i was talking about her herdier. she calls it maksim. it looks like a raticate."

finally, a worthy opponent comes for braviary as the chesnaught throws a wild TACKLE at the bird. it swoops out the way, PECKING, and at the sight of a BELLY DRUM, matias throws a pokeball, realizing it's much more hurt now.
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[attr="class","wildtitle"]A WILD DARTRIX APPEARED!

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[attr="class","wildtabox"] MALE	[attr="class","wildtabox2"] OVERGROW
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[attr="class","wildtitle"]A WILD PARAS APPEARED!

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“Hey, how in the hell does a Herdier look like a Raticate? They look nothing alike,” he said, reaching to elbow the other in the side.

There would be no dissin’ the Unovan Pokémon in this house, thank you very much!

Hilariously, the next thing that came across their path—made Alexei involuntarily shudder.

The last time he’d seen a Paras was with Martín del Mar, but now that he knew that this particular Pokémon was like… controlled by the mushrooms growing out of its back, he couldn’t help but shiver.

“Is—is it true, what they said about Paras being a zombie?” he asked the other man.

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"you'd be surprised."

maybe Melody Miro's herdier named maksim was just born that way? it's still adorable, but matias has a feeling he'll never see it again.

looking down at the bug-type, he offers it a poffin before sending it on its way.

"not sure about it being a zombie, but it is a host for the mushrooms on its back."

it's one of the cool things about it even if it does sound a bit grim. a fun fact for anyone but the paras.
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[attr="class","wildtabox"] MALE	[attr="class","wildtabox2"] PRANKSTER
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[attr="class","wildtitle"]A WILD HOPPIP APPEARED!

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[attr="class","wildtabox"]TACKLE	[attr="class","wildtabox2"]STUN SPORE
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Why were they getting Grass-types…

“What is wrong with you, universe?!” he croak-screamed into the sky as a Hoppip came waltzing by.

Just where the hell were all the Farfetch’d out on this route? Hiding from him? How dare—

“That’s creepy, you know,” he said with a shudder as the Paras scuttled into the undergrowth. “And Parasect are even… creepier. They just have this… this dead look in their eyes. It’s freaky.”

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grass-types BEGONE.

paying them no mind, he turns away and carries on.

"you mean their blank, white eyes?"

matias turns, widening his own eyes as he does his best parasect impression. it works well enough considering how his eyes aren't fully white.

"i'd let it chomp on my brain."
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[attr="class","wildtitle"]A WILD CENTISKORCH APPEARED!

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POSTED ON Jun 28, 2022 15:22:15 GMT

“Y-yeah, exactly that!” he continued, his voice maybe going up an octave or so because holy hell, seeing nothing but the whites of Matias’s eyes were fucking freaky!

“Wha—what?!” he exclaimed. “Are… you can’t be serious!” he continued as the smell of something—wait, why did it smell of apple pie around here?!

It didn’t take too long for something that looked like an apple pie make its…

“Am I seeing things, or is that walking apple pie actually a Pokémon?!” he continued, eyes goggling out. “It even smells like one!”

Just to humor himself, he decided to open the neglected paper bag full of Pokétreats and began scattering a few around—watching as the Appletun (not that he knew what it was called, all he was sure of was that it looked like a fucking apple pie had gained a soul and was now walking around without a singular care in the world) sniffed the air…

…and immediately made a beeline for the Pokétreats he was leaving around the immediate area. Okay… it looked like they had…

“Do they have an appetite similar to that of a Snorlax?” he asked the other, gesturing at the Appletun literally inhaling all of the Pokétreats he’d laid out. Like it was nothing.

“…damn, it’s hungry,” he added with a peal of laughter as the Appletun then swung its head around towards his direction and then began sniffing the air, waddling over to him and then trying to eat the entire paper bag from his grip!

“Hey! Not all of ‘em!” he exclaimed, grabbing a handful and letting the Appletun eat from his hand—

“Don’t eat all of the treats!”

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POSTED ON Jun 29, 2022 3:36:57 GMT

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"dead serious."

almost as dead as he would be should a parasect ever chomp on his brain, though the chances of that happening are slim to none.

matias sniffs, smelling the same walking apple pie as his friend.

"yep. that's an appletun from galar. they eat just like a snorlax."

speaking from experience, of course, as he has one back home.
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[attr="class","wildtitle"]A WILD SEWADDLE APPEARED!

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[attr="class","wildtitle"]A WILD DURANT APPEARED!

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“Oh, shit,” he laughed as he realized what the fuck he was getting himself into.

Granted, but still—

Having a couple of black hole appetite Pokémon around was never easy, especially if they ate like a Snorlax. At least he didn’t have one!

(Or did he? Maybe he did. And he completely forgot about it.)

“Thank fuck I can make the ‘treats any day!” he added with another peal of laughter as a Durant scuttled away, deep into the undergrowth. He already had one of those, after all.

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matias recalls a conversation he had the other day with his favorite head ranger Laurence Anderson about the logistics of keeping his pokemon fed. he forgot to mention how each of them have different appetites, and so pokemon like snorlax or appletun in his care definitely eat a whole lot more than needed.

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