Kep
He/him
24
March 03
Alamos, Sinnoh
Homosexual
boy genius
Associate Scientist
sum of all and by them driven
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HAUNTING [dw]
POSTED ON Jun 25, 2022 15:47:31 GMT
[nospaces] [attr="class","rigid"] [attr="class","rigidw"] “Mmmm, don’t short yourself,” he said. “I like to imagine baking is like murder-- you do it once, you qualify. Even if you don’t do it well.” He grinned. He liked Alexandra Briarwood, he decided. She was pleasant company, despite being scary as hell. That was part of the intrigue. [break][break] “Thanks, but Mercury did all the work,” Kepler said. “He usually does.” His Scorbunny had a very intense way of approaching life, usually running at a thousand miles-per-hour at every available opportunity (which was whenever he was out) ((which, as Kepler’s preferred partner, was a lot)). [break][break] He watched Lex’s teeny, tiny Joltik take down a massive, looming Runerigus and immediately felt small and insignificant in the world. [break][break] “Now that was incredible,” he said, gesturing with his mostly empty drink can. “Mercury just… harasses the local wildlife. That was actual skill.” [break][break] Case in point: there was a loud sliding sound, like someone dragging a sandbag through dirt, and Mercury pulled across their path pulling an angry Lapras by the hind flippers. One of the Transport Pokemon’s eyes were bruised shut, and it was aiming ice shards at the irritating Scorbunny, who was too fast to hit. Once the Lapras was well in the road, Merc jumped in front of it, bowed and spread his arms in a ta-daaaa motion, then backflipped, Mario-bounced off the shell, and double-kicked it in the head, fast, like hitting a speed bag. The Lapras’ jaw cracked with a painful sound and its long neck dropped to the ground. Kepler winced, and hit it with a Pokeball. [break][break] “See what I mean?” [break][break] Merc dusted himself off and plunged once more into the undergrowth at the side of the path, on the prowl for more victims. [break][break] “Exactly like those things,” Kepler confirmed. Then he frowned, chewing at the inside of his cheek. “It’s-- it’s like Schrodinger’s Meowth. It’s not important till it’s important. The Meowth’s not dead until it’s dead. Yet, it is always important. I don’t know.” He shrugged. “No one cared about it until we discovered Sea Hoenn and the Tree of Life and all those things.” [attr="class","rigidnotes"] notes. catch attempt lapras sorry sorry soryy [attr="class","rigidpokes"][break] [newclass=.rigid] width: 400px; margin: 0 auto; font-family: roboto; color: #aaa; font-size: 11px; letter-spacing: .5px; text-align:justify; padding-top: 20px; padding-bottom: 20px; line-height: 15px;[/newclass] [newclass=.rigid b] color: #2e6b80; font-size: 11.5px; font-family: trebuchet ms; letter-spacing: .5px; [/newclass] [newclass=.rigid a] text-decoration: none; color: #2e6b80; font-style: italic; font-weight: lighter; [/newclass] [newclass=.rigid h1, h2, h3] display: inline-block; [/newclass] [newclass=.rigid h1] font-size: 13px; font-weight: lighter; color: #2e6b80; letter-spacing: .5px; line-height: 0px; font-family: monospace; text-transform: uppercase; [/newclass] [newclass=.rigid i] color: #2e6b80; [/newclass] [newclass=.rigid u] text-decoration: none;border-bottom: solid 1px #2e6b80; [/newclass] [newclass=.rigidtag] text-align: right; padding-bottom: 20px; padding-top: 20px; font: 10px monospace; [/newclass] [newclass=.rigidtag a] font: 11px Montserrat; font-weight: 800!important; font-style: italic; letter-spacing: 0px; text-transform: lowercase; [/newclass] [newclass=.rigidnotes] text-align: justify; padding: 20px 40px 10px 40px; font: 10px monospace; letter-spacing: .3px; border-top: solid 1.5px #323232; [/newclass] [newclass=.rigidnotes h1] font: 14px Montserrat; font-weight: 800!important; font-style: italic; letter-spacing: 0px; text-transform: uppercase; color: #2e6b80; text-shadow: 2px 2px 0px #1e1e1e; padding-bottom: 5px; text-align:center;[/newclass] [newclass=.rigidnotes a] font: 11px Montserrat; font-weight: 800!important; font-style: italic; letter-spacing: 0px; text-transform: lowercase; color: #2e6b80; [/newclass] [newclass=.rigidw] padding: 40px; background: #272727; [/newclass] [newclass=.rigid span] display: inline-block; [/newclass] [newclass=.rigidpokes] text-align: center; margin: 0 auto; background: #2e6b80; padding: 5px; width: 390px; margin-left: -40px; margin-bottom: -40px; margin-top: 10px; [/newclass] [newclass=.rigidpokes img] margin-top: -10px; padding-bottom: 5px; [/newclass]
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