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i fell for your magic. i tasted your skin. and though this is tragic, at least i found the end.
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BARNABY FINCH
tiny terror
POSTED ON Apr 26, 2022 1:25:45 GMT
Spring was now in full swing in Hoenn; all across the region Pokémon were migrating back from their wintering grounds, flowers were abloom in abundance, and the weather was comfortably warm without being overbearing. It was a perfect time for Barnaby to take a few days of leave, enjoy himself outside of the ROCKET submarine, etc.
He had already packed his things in preparation. All that was left to do was to take a quick bathroom break before heading out. The communal restroom, so unassuming and outwardly safe, was unfortunately where he'd find a little wrench in his vacation plans.
Just after he'd lowered his pants but before sitting on the toilet, Barnaby had the sudden and unwelcome sensation of teeth on his ass. "What the actual fu—!" The pain was immediate and fucking sharp, but it wasn't sustained. A quick bite and then release.
Hurriedly drawing up his jeans and fumbling back a few steps, his eyes scanned every inch of the stall, looking for whatever the hell had just chomped his cheek. A hint of movement, a small streak of darkness - there! The little assailant was hiding behind the base of the toilet. Cautiously, Barnaby approached, leaning over the the porcelain lid and peering down.
Wait. What? No.
Huddled on the tile floor, wrapped around itself and cooing innocently, was an extreme miniature of Cillian Quinn 's Shadow LUGIA. It peered up at Barnaby with beady red eyes that honestly looked more dumb than hostile; with a sigh of disbelief, he picked up the baby biter and held it at arms length. Luckily, it didn't resist.
"Don't you try anything, you little shit." A warning matched with the most caustic glare Barnaby could muster.
A few minutes later, he found himself in the North Wing, just outside a certain superior's office. He knocked politely, waiting for acknowledgement before entering. "Pardon the intrusion, Underboss."
The LUGIA, still held outstretched and as far away from Barnaby as possible, now wiggled stupidly in Gavin's presence. "But I think this belongs to you?"
All Barnaby could think of as he clutched the tiny terror was whether or not Legendary Pokémon transmitted zoonotic diseases. He'd have to get the throbbing pain in his ass checked out after this.
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