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POSTED ON Mar 19, 2024 23:06:46 GMT
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The cries Josh thought were Kora had attracted a different kind of trouble; when Ro's telekinetic shield blocked one wave of HIDDEN POWER, another wave came at them, this one more dense. Area Zero's depths became filled with UNOWN, sinister-looking hieroglyph Pokémon whose attacks could not be recognized. The psychic-types swarmed the cold cavern densely, Lars likely able to recognize their trainers that had just emerged from the shadows.

Aleph roared in pain as the second wave of fire-type attacks not only struck him, but left him in such confusion that he leaped at Josh. The X-SCISSOR he had readied for the Unown and other psychic threats would instead be friendly fire toward Josh's prized electric cat.

Josh desperately tried to undo his cocoon in time, but it was too late; he could not free himself from the Zeraora's saddle in time. In an act of desperation, Raikiri reared to take the brunt of the barrage himself, the feline becoming quite smelly from how much the heat made him perspire.

"DRK Triad..." Josh gasped, his heart racing. "From cyberspace..." he vaguely referenced the goings-on during CYBERCHASE CONUNDRUM. Where he first vowed to be Raikou's friend and changing Hoenn's future. "Don't hold anything back, Lars! Mow 'em down!" he cheered as blood continued to pool from the berserk Type: Null's X-SCISSOR. The Gym Leader freed himself from the cocoon on Raikiri's back, not wanting to risk his prized Pokémon's health any longer.

Thankfully to him, his two legendary Paradox Pokémon were ready to take the fallen Zeraora's place in the battle. Now, where were these DRK Triad hiding at? They had to be nearby...








U5z7PPzu Aleph obedience

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NAME            SPECIES           STATUS
Aleph           Type: Null        Good
Sigmund         Iron Crown        Good
Tyrfing         Iron Boulder      Good
Hylda           Glastrier         Good
Raikiri         Zeraora           KO
Ao              Roaring Moon      Good
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Lars
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POSTED ON Mar 20, 2024 19:26:27 GMT
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And then things went to absolute shit as Unown began filling the area!

“Oh, come on!” he would hiss, holding the frozen ‘blade’ ready to cut a bitch whatever came swinging out their way—it was just the two of them against several—waves—of the Unown that were now apparently getting ready to fling their Hidden Power at them both in a surprise maneuver!

“Keep an eye out on your shadows! They might appear from there!” he would yelp while the Metagross’s Telekinetic shield would hold up for a few more rounds; suffice to say majority of the incoming Hidden Power attacks were on literal fire as they came screaming his way.

“Get a Water-type out, quickly! Or anything that has Hydro Pump on you!” he would yell towards his companion’s direction as they would then hear the sounds of derisive, snickering laughter coming from the shadows…

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• several instances of Hidden Power: Fire are headed towards Lars so have fun with that!


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POSTED ON Mar 21, 2024 2:03:23 GMT
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Lars wasn't holding anything back, fully drawing on the Mirage's blessing to arm himself with swords of blue ice. "On your guard, Aleph! Protect him!" Josh ordered. Instead of the Type: Null slicing up the hordes near the Composed, he instead went for ones farther away. While it did thin the psychic-types' ranks, it did little to reduce the number of sizzling HIDDEN POWER attacks coming his way.

A second wave of HIDDEN POWER attacks came Josh's way, all of them clods of psychokinetically-manipulated earth. The Iron Crown and Iron Boulder did their best to slice through them with TACHYON CUTTER and MIGHTY CLEAVE, but the attacks were simply too numerous, bringing the paradox Pokémon to their knees. Why were the DRK Triad also attacking Josh, especially with the element he and his team was most weak to. Was it true? Were the DRK Triad not only after Avatars, but those who wanted to be Avatars?

It was a cruel piece of irony. Josh's desire for Avatarship was at one point so strong that the Triad saw even him as a threat. "Lars, I didn't bring any water Pokémon or water attacks!" Josh cried, no doubt raising the man's blood pressure to unhealthy levels...







vsLQB8iA Aleph obedience

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NAME            SPECIES           STATUS
Aleph           Type: Null        Fair
Sigmund         Iron Crown        Poor
Tyrfing         Iron Boulder      Poor
Hylda           Glastrier         Good
Raikiri         Zeraora           KO
Ao              Roaring Moon      Good
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Lars
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POSTED ON Mar 21, 2024 20:06:19 GMT
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“You… you WHAT?!” was all he would exclaim the moment the other man confessed they hadn’t brought any Water-types along with them for this trip.

He would have to deal with the potential aneurysm later; for now though, he would then dig deep into his pockets and pull out—

Oh, shit.

The red beam immediately materialized into his angry, angry, perpetually short-fused Gyarados, aptly named ‘Kali’; who would then bellow at the seemingly insurmountable wall of Unown that were attacking them before roaring in the Unown’s general direction and then releasing a powerful burst of water.

Not a Surf, but a Waterfall of crashing, pouring water, which she would then hurl at the learest ‘pile’ of pesky Unown.

“See?!” he would exclaim in the younger Josh’s direction.

“Do you want to be perpetually chased down by these—by them, just for a chance to become friends with a Legendary Pokémon?!”

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• Kali the Gyarados is ANGERY and immediately lashes out with a Waterfall attack at the closest pile of incoming Hidden Power projectiles!


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POSTED ON Mar 22, 2024 3:30:16 GMT
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Josh wanted to retort that it was impossible to represent every single type with a belt of only six Pokémon, but that would surely have elevated the man's blood pressure to dangerous levels. He kept his remarks to himself.

Fainted Unown collected on the water's surface after Kali's WATERFALL knocked both the fire and ground-type attacks out of the air... just long enough for the Gym Leader to catch his breath. That wouldn't last long, though; one more wave of HIDDEN POWER, this one Ground, smashed into Sigmund and Tyrfing from behind, both the legendary paradox Pokémon collapsing. It was all up to Aleph now, the Type: Null violently slashing across the swarm with X-SCISSOR in a fit of rage.

"Too late for that, I think!" Josh replied to Lars' shout with a half-shout of his own. "They could also be using me to get to you!"







CvU5AfY2 Aleph obedience

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NAME            SPECIES           STATUS
Aleph           Type: Null        Fair
Sigmund         Iron Crown        KO
Tyrfing         Iron Boulder      KO

Hylda           Glastrier         Good
Raikiri         Zeraora           KO
Ao              Roaring Moon      Good
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POSTED ON Mar 22, 2024 17:52:02 GMT
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It was at this point he noticed something—

Unlike the other Unown that could warp their unfortunate targets to another dimension (hell, even a pocket dimension if they so desired) these Unown just… continued attacking them with Fire and Ground-type Hidden Power projectiles that kept raining out from several directions.

The Metagross let out a cry of distress; before switching from telekinetic powers to outright Psychic powers to divert, or at the very least redirect, some of the incoming projectiles!

“Have you noticed something?!” he would shout over the racket of projectiles.

“They haven’t tried to warp us to another dimension yet!” he would add while the Gyarados, ever so pissed that the Fire-type projectiles would not stop coming—immediately set up the area with a torrential Rain Dance.

“Get your hoodie up!” he would holler, because he already had a feeling he just knew what Kali was going to do next…

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• Ro the Metagross used Psychic in an attempt to redirect the projectiles; while Kali the Gyarados begins the set-up with Rain Dance!


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POSTED ON Mar 23, 2024 18:05:31 GMT
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Slowly but surely, the foes' ranks were thinning. The berserk Type: Null's frag count continued to grow with every Unown he cleaved through. After another volley of earthen spheres struck him, his anger peaked, wanting to take out his frustration on anything near him. After he was done tearing up the Unown hovering around him. Taking aim at Kali, a barrage of fireballs knocked the Type: Null out of the air and to unconsciousness before any friendly fire could happen.

"We might need to beat a retreat, Lars!" Josh cried, sending out his Roaring Moon, Ao, and mounting up. "I'll get as far away as I can!" he acknowledged as the rain grew in intensity. Though he had no hoodie, he had a helmet visor he could lower while he weathered the storm to come.







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NAME            SPECIES           STATUS
Aleph           Type: Null        KO
Sigmund         Iron Crown        KO
Tyrfing         Iron Boulder      KO

Hylda           Glastrier         Good
Raikiri         Zeraora           KO
Ao              Roaring Moon      Good
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POSTED ON Mar 23, 2024 18:55:25 GMT
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Now, this would resolve into either one of two things:

The first instance would be the Gyarados chaining into Hurricane to blow all the Unown away; and they could make a clean getaway.

The second instance would be that same Gyarados would this time fry all the remaining Unown with a highly-potent, concentrated burst of Thunder damage…

Seeing as the little Josh was already making his getaway, he would whistle sharply once in Kali’s direction; and she was then free to drop whichever attack she wanted.

However, do remember that this is a perpetually angry Gyarados, so…

The first Hurricane cone of wind would come sweeping up any remaining Unown stragglers; before she would release another angry bellow and then drop a bolt of Thunder on the ones that she hadn’t managed to funnel away!

(Now that was a Gyarados for you!)

“Coming, coming!” he would yell as the silver Metagross would attempt to follow the other man down and out of the stretch that they were supposed to be explore—only for them to be repelled back by the sudden barrage of Unown that were coming from multiple directions all at once.

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• Kali the Gyarados dealt a one-two punch in the form of Hurricane to sweep up all the Unown, before dropping a bolt of Thunder down the funnel!


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POSTED ON Mar 26, 2024 15:37:03 GMT
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Josh was jabbing at Ao's sides repeatedly, urging the paradox Pokémon to fly faster. In an erratic DRAGON DANCE that heaved his trainer back and forth in his cocoon, Ao soared toward the clouds masking Area Zero from the Giant Chasm. "Hurry, Lars!" he shouted, only for the Unown to scatter suddenly.

Little did Josh know that a seven-eyed titan was on the other side of the clouds, staring at him and LOCKING ON to him and his Roaring Moon. While it would take some time for the rock-type legendary Pokémon to acquire that target lock, once it did, no amount of speed would enable him to avoid it.

As his Roaring Moon poked above the clouds, the Gym Leader witnessed the terror that was the Hoenn-native rock construct. "What the hell is that thing?!" Josh swore, fiercely reining his mount away from the Regirock. It may have been too late, though: a seven-pronged HYPER BEAM was inevitably coming from those eyes.







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NAME            SPECIES           STATUS
Aleph           Type: Null        KO
Sigmund         Iron Crown        KO
Tyrfing         Iron Boulder      KO

Hylda           Glastrier         Good
Raikiri         Zeraora           KO
Ao              Roaring Moon      Good
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The moment Lars looked over in the general direction where Josh was now swearing—a rare occurrence in and on itself—even he had to bite his tongue to prevent himself from literally screaming!

“Are you fucking kidding me?!” he would exclaim the moment he realized just what had decided to make an appearance…

Shit, did he have any Pokémon that could fly and teleport at the same time?!

“Josh, you idiota! Get out of range as fast and as far as you can! Otherwise, swap out to something that can Teleport you out of there!” he would yell as he realized just what the Regirock was up to; biblically-accurate eyes glittering and flashing ominously as the attack came screaming down from the general direction of the colossal golem.

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• TOTAL OF ROLLS MADE BY ALL WRITERS REACHES 1000. - REGIROCK appears. It can not be caught or stopped. It appears to be searching for something or attracted to something. If attacked, the REGIROCK will retaliate violently before continuing its march.


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POSTED ON Mar 28, 2024 23:53:05 GMT
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Panic set in, Josh jabbing at Ao's sides for as much speed as the Roaring Moon could manage. "Faster, Ao!" he urged. "Faster, faster, faster!!" His feathers caught more lift than they ever had before, letting the dragon FLY at breathtaking vertical speeds. Speeds that would have allowed the paradox dragon to get away if Regirock hadn't LOCKED ON to them. There was no escape from the HYPER BEAM that shot out of its seven eyes.

With a sudden barrel roll, the dragon turned upside down just as the HYPER BEAM struck him. His wings singed in the legendary Pokémon's attack, Spiraling toward the cliffside high above where the rock-type stood, they would at least be out of range. By some miracle, the dragon landed upright, Josh slamming into the scaly flesh of his paradoxical steed. Even so, it was better than winding up as paste. Ao was far from okay; the Roaring Moon's feathers on his wingtips had been incinerated, rendering it impossible for him to gain sufficient lift.

For the near future, Ao was reduced to being a crawling dragon.

MEDIUM-TERM INJURY



Ao the Roaring Moon has suffered a WING INJURY after absorbing the HYPER BEAM of a REGIROCK during EXCURSIONS INTO AREA ZERO. While injured, Ao loses all benefits of the Flying-type, cannot fly, and cannot use any move that requires him to fly. This injury can be removed no earlier than JUNE 28, 2024.







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NAME            SPECIES           STATUS
Aleph           Type: Null        KO
Sigmund         Iron Crown        KO
Tyrfing         Iron Boulder      KO

Hylda           Glastrier         Good
Raikiri         Zeraora           KO
Ao              Roaring Moon      Poor
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There were several things at play here—an unstoppable force, and an immovable object.

Which one was which, he would evidently see as he had a front-row seat to the destruction of the Regirock’s massive Hyper Beam that had managed to nick the strange Salamence’s wings—barely missing roasting its rider—before the two would plummet.

“Kali! Move!” he would all but scream as Ro the Metagross would book it towards the two that were falling—just as the Regirock had decided to make its way out from where they were exploring… or would be eventually interrupted, seeing the sight that had happened to the strange Salamence-adjacent creature that the other was riding on.

“Geezus fucking… are you okay?!” he exclaimed as the silver Metagross would quickly lift the stunned rider out from the cocoon; before gently placing him on his Gyarados’s back—who didn’t even have one second to argue before another burst of Telekinetic power would lift the Roaring Moon up into the air and they would make a hasty getaway from this place.

No, they did not want to be chased by Unown again, thank you very much!

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