The Robust
He/Him/His
Twenty-Eight
October 30th
Bevaridge Town
Biomesexual
Pokemon Educator/Vlogger/Biome Enthusiast
Avatar/Gym Leader/Elite Ranger
See ya later, Feraligatr!
BIOME BADGE GYM CHALLENGE - COASTAL RESULTS JUDGING  Zac wiped sweat from his head, surveying the successful contestants. They had come in with eight, but only three had completed the final task. The other five had either been hard at work cleaning up the biome, or had been distracted by MATIAS SILPH's bare ass. In fairness, it was a great ass. As white and round as two albino Wailmer kissing."Even though just three of you qualified, the judging was still neck and neck," Zac said, looking between kyle lopez , Kazimir Wynter , and John Sullivan . "There were only a few points between you in the end, and each of you stood out in your own way."
WINNER "The winner of the Coastal Biome Contest is Kazimir Wynter !" Zac called, and he took Kazimir's existing Quadrome badge. "Let me just make a few adjustments, add a little here, and...voila! A Sextome Badge!" Zac handed back the adjusted badge, which now looked like a dangerous projectile. "A badge befitting a champ!"
"Kaz. You're the man to beat when it comes to pure biome usage. Every time we get to this stage you blow me away with just how in tune you are with the world around you."
Kazimir has been awarded the Sextome Badge!
He also receives the Coastal Crown!
It gives you +30 SPF to all sunscreen, and advantage on finding cool shells!
He is invited to help judge the next biome contest! BADGES "Kyle and Doug. You both already have a Biome Badge, so I'm proud to enhance them for you!" Zac took the badges and affixed a second mountain to each of them. "Perfect! Look at that! A pair of Quadrome badges!"
"Kyle! You captured the uniqueness of your Pokemon better than anyone. Not only did you show Remoraid's attacks and abilities, but you showed its one-of-a-kind interaction with Mantyke, and how they work together to form a Pokemon that enhances both of their natural strengths." Zac pointed out to where Mantine was busy bombing the ocean and walked over to shake Kyle's hand and give him the upgraded badge. "Fantastic stuff!""Doug, your video entry was wild! The battles, the escape from inside the Wailord, and the mating ritual. It was a real deep dive into the exciting life of Golisopod." Zac shook Doug's hand and awarded him the upgraded badge. "I would have liked to see you be more of a part of that though, instead of just watching. We enjoyed your teamwork so much in the first two rounds that it felt a bit lacking this time. That being said, the range of experience was fantastic and highly varied. Excitement in unusual situations!"
"And everyone gets a little something!" Zac said, pulling out two unsuspicious duffel bags. The first was filled with heavy metal slabs, and the second with assorted, Zac & Bulu Summer merch. "Grab one plate, and whatever you want from the merch, as a little present for making it this far. Awesome work here today everyone!"
The merch includes Zac & Bulu Sleepy Beach Day board shorts, pink star sunglasses, squeaky Bulu and squeaky Zac keychains, a Bulu Body Pillow, and of course a Bulu face speedo with a little bell on the tip.THANK YOU Thank you for everyone for another memorable contest! I couldn't have done this without your support and enthusiasm, and I appreciate your commitment during such a hard few months. Your biome usage, hilarious posts, and friendship make these events worth running.angelo vestri John Sullivan Chu-e Choi kyle lopez samuel carter MATIAS SILPH Kazimir Wynter Raziel Beckett Big thanks especially to oscar clayton , chryssa glasgow , and Eva Morales , who are always prompt and professional with their judging.
Stay tuned for the penultimate Biome Contest - Mountain! |
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