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POSTED ON Jul 24, 2021 14:15:40 GMT

"Nah just pulling ya leg," Zac said, cringing as he watched Lucario run off to join Shin.

Scruffles did a great job, and didn't overindulge at all. "Who's a good boy!?" Zac asked, scritching the hell out of the rough-coated dog. "It's you! Yes it is! Yeah whozagoodboy!??!"

Meanwhile. the second good boy, Whipso, tore the watermelon apart with his claws. As he did he cackled happily. It was soothing, really. It reminded Zac of chryssa glasgow .

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Zac total: 122

Busta ♀ Mega Launcher / Dark Pulse, Dragon Pulse, Aura Sphere, Water Pulse, Hidden Power (Electric), Bounce

Tapu Bulu Grassy Terrain / Wood Hammer, Horn Leech, Nature's Madness, Zen Headbutt, Megahorn, Skull Bash, Z-MOVES

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POSTED ON Jul 24, 2021 13:48:24 GMT

Zac cracked open a can of Kyle Krush. "Hey Alexei, you want one?" he asked the fellow gym leader. "There's a bit of Kyle in every can!" he joked. Really it was a bit of Kyle's dogs.

Speaking of, Zac had brought along three purebred advertising dogs. Two of the Lycanroc wore slick sunglasses, had hibiscus flowers in their hair, and wore little capes enblazoned with the Charja Cola logo. The third Lycanroc wore an Articuno suit. It never hurt to rep AQUA.

The first Lycanroc cracked his watermelon with strong jaws, catching Zac in an explosion of fruity flavor only comparable to cracking open a fresh can of Charja Cola. The dog set to work, snarfing and gulping down the watermelon. Zac didn't worry about it eating too much, he'd had the forethought to prefeed these three on Charja Cola.

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Zac total: 103

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POSTED ON Jul 24, 2021 13:19:22 GMT

Shin, as usual, went too hard, too fast. The greedy devil gorged on watermelon and paid the ultimate price: he threw up behind the tent. "Don't worry mate, I'll grab you a smaller one on the way home, yeah? Something to share with the family." Shin threw up again, louder.

Bulu, meanwhile, was less reserved, learned nothing from Shin, and grabbed his own fruit between two clanging hooves and stuffed it right into his legendary cheeks.

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Zac total: 27

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POSTED ON Jul 24, 2021 13:05:21 GMT

"Of course mate!" Zac said, watching as Shin the Rydon stuffed the whole watermelon in his mouth. Shin wasn't going to waste such a sweet treat, especially since he didn't have to share this one with a house full of half-siblings.

"They wanna see how much watermelon we can eat, not how good your Pokemon are with a knife!" Zac laughed. Barely any of his Pokemon were good with knives.

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POSTED ON Jul 24, 2021 12:50:19 GMT

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The whistle blew, and Zac was called up on stage to receive his Neapolitan crown, two tubs of free ice cream, and gold-plated wooden spoon. It was a confusing prize, but hell if he hadn't earned it.

"Thanks for the great match, mate," Zac said, rejoining his opponent and sliding one of the complimentary tubs across to him. "That Eevee is a little darling by the way. What a gorgeous color!" Zac stuck out a hand to shake with the worthy opponent. "Until next time, ay?"

Zac: 230 points

Sneg M Frisk/Dragon Hammer, Wood Hammer, Giga Drain, Solar Beam, Leech Seed, Iron Head

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POSTED ON Jul 24, 2021 12:30:22 GMT

Sneg was up last. Zac's ace in the hole. The Ultra Beast slayer. Tapu Bulu had been defeated by Naganadel. Naganadel had been defeated by Sneg. By the transitive propery, that made Sneg stronger that Tapu Bulu. Shocking but true. Maybe the walking palm tree was looking for an avatar?

Either way, he was looking for a feed, and smashed his heads down into the table, disrupting the tub of chocolate chip.

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POSTED ON Jul 24, 2021 12:14:54 GMT

Natsuki chewed off a chunk of the wooden table, trying to settle the terrible swelling and rumbling in her stomach. Unfortunately, that counted as disqualification just as much as throwing up did.

Tapu Bulu was next. The legendary had been knocked around during their battle. Scorched by the Flareon, gnawed on by the Umbreon, and finally defeated just before Zac sent out Sneg.

After such a battle, Zac was happy to see the Bull up and about. Normally it would be sleeping, but recently battled had been leaving the Bull hungry. Hopefully hungry enough to chow down on a bucket of chunky pear gelato.

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Zac: 160 points

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POSTED ON Jul 24, 2021 12:00:48 GMT

Bulu saw the Aerodactyl drop, and rose to meet it. The plummeting IRON HEAD met with Bulu's MEGAHORN in a thunderous clang and, when the smoke had cleared, only Bulu was left standing. The bull wobbled slightly, and staggered off into the trees. It was time for a nap. "Where are ya goin mate! It's time for watermelon!" Bulu turned. It liked watermelon.

Minutes later, Zac, Alexei, and their Pokemon were seated at the 7v7 table, with a full watermelon in front of each of them.

Up first was Busta! The Clawitzer swiftly cracked the watermelon with her huge claw, splatting chunks on the table. Her antenae waggled with glee as she picked up the pieces and slid them into her probing mouth.

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POSTED ON Jul 24, 2021 11:50:03 GMT

It did suck to be the Dodrio, but it didn't suck to be a bomb-ass gator with muscles like a roided up gym junkie and a jaw like a, well, with a jaw to match.

Natsuki wasted no time. She ate the whole damn tub. It was crunchy, and tasted a bit like salted caramel, but mainly like plastic.

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Zac: 90 points

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POSTED ON Jul 24, 2021 11:39:21 GMT

Dodrio stopped suddenly, two mouths hanfway to the bowl and one still in it. The bir bird's eyes went wide and it threw its head back, letting out a terrible screech of pain. "Yikes," Zac said, wincing at the sound, "triple ice cream headache."

Oranguru didn't like ice cream. Instead, the monkey mentor used INSTRUCT on Lulu, sending the Mamoth back for seconds. The shaggy beast gladly dug into Oranguru's choco-banana-supreme.

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Zac: 55 points
Killian: 11 points

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POSTED ON Jul 24, 2021 11:35:12 GMT

"Of course Bulu's angry. You woke it up!" Zac said, chuckling. He'd seen the same thing a half-dozen times this tournament. Bulu was not a happy chappy when woke up from a nap.

The rocks from above pinballed downwards through the vines, slamming into the ground and Bulu itself. The legendary roared, and redoubled its NATURE'S MADNESS. The vines snaked through the air, now as thick at Zac's arms and many times as thorny. The brambles worked their way through the rocky shield, digging at the hide of the Aerodactyl and trying to twist around the wings of the beast.

Bulu was hit by ROCK SLIDE
Bulu used NATURE'S MADNESS
The vines are digging through the ROCK SLIDE shield to wrap around M!Aerodactyl
Tapu Bulu Grassy Terrain / Wood Hammer, Horn Leech, Nature's Madness, Zen Headbutt, Megahorn, Skull Bash, Z-MOVES

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POSTED ON Jul 24, 2021 11:27:03 GMT

Lulu sat back on her chunky haunches, full of strawberry ice cream. "Nice one girl! You finished off the bowl!" Zac said, slapping her flank. "Actually ate some of the bowl too."

Dodrio pecked impatiently at the lid of the next tub, and Zac reached over to open it up. "There ya go girls, get stuck into it!" The bird went to work pecking aggressively at the tub and gulping down chunks of the rocky road.

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Zac: 55 points
Killian: 11 points

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POSTED ON Jul 24, 2021 11:17:18 GMT

"I didn't chuck anything at ya!" Zac said, grinning, "Bulu did! And watch out, it looks like there's another incoming!" Bulu tore out another of the pines, roots and all, and swung it like a tremendous WOOD HAMMER, smashing in into the dropped tree and obliterating them both. The spray of wood chips and barky chunks filled the air.

Bulu let out a deep bellow, chips in the air swelled and split. NATURE'S MADNESS struck, and suddenly, the arena was filled with a lattice of aerial thorns. Grasping, clawing brambles that smothered the free space up above and threatened to cage in the Aerodactyl.

Bulu smashed the dropped tree with WOOD HAMMER
Bulu used NATURE'S MADNESS on the woodchips, turning them into aggressive, aerial brambles
Tapu Bulu Grassy Terrain / Wood Hammer, Horn Leech, Nature's Madness, Zen Headbutt, Megahorn, Skull Bash, Z-MOVES

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POSTED ON Jul 24, 2021 9:41:33 GMT

"Good thing I saved Bulu for last," Zac said, grinning at Alex. The battle had been close, as one would expect from a showdown between Gym Leaders, but Zac had one thing that the Fortree figurehead didn't have. A tree. No, wait.

The massive coastal pine soared through the air like a festive Arceusmas spear. Dark branches fluttered, leaving a train of needles in the air as it shot towards Aerodactyl.

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