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DAWN OF THE DARKEST DAY
POSTED ON Jun 2, 2022 12:02:11 GMT
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stare into the abyss and find bravery


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[attr=class,bulk]Falling from the sky really put your life into perspective in a way nothing else could. Not that there was anything Derek could do with it in these next moments.
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And it wasn't just Derek's life, either. Forced to bail from the Skarmory, he can tell it's not going to stick the landing. It's dead, or dying. A plethora of holes have been punched through by something shot from the black flowers growing along the tree.
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To avoid a similar fate, Derek reluctantly abandons it to the fall. Trained hands rummage for a pokeball at his holster. Thankfully he's memorized their placement. Releasing a Salamence to save him, Derek is finally able to focus on the comms.
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Which, as it turns out, is quite a lot.
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But before he can answer who spoke directly to him, a horrid series of pleas and the like drone out everything else. Pretty creepy stuff to hear as Derek made his descent unto the dark below.
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He spoke his answer, but no voice he knew could be heard in response.
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Comms might be dead. But that didn't stop him from landing. If one were going to die, it might as well be on their own two feet. Standing. But maybe not the part where he was now surrounded by what were mostly strangers. They all seemed to find their bearings, at least.
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Before he could even think to do anything, Derek had to know what was going on inside the pitch black. To sate that dire curiosity, another pokemon is let loose. This time an illumina slowpoke is directed to cast a spotlight ahead of Derek, that it may guide him and possibly some others along their way.
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kxLEYR4O




tl;dr[break]
- skarmory dies to black flowers[break]
- abandons skarmory, both falling[break]
- releases his salamence to catch him[break]
- eventually lands outside the darkness zone[break]
- uses slowpoke to illuminate/spotlight a way further into the dark
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DAWN OF THE DARKEST DAY

TREE OF LIFE


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ex-gym leader
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5'11" height
5'11" height
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processed shop
POSTED ON Jun 1, 2022 7:49:22 GMT
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CLAIMING


sorry if the swarm isn't processed by the time you see this :c



SUPER LURE (10 PD)
Roll winning numbers in 3 swarms (#1 Bewear, #2 Unown, #3 Lapras)
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hoffman
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ex-gym leader
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5'11" height
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processed shop
POSTED ON Jun 1, 2022 3:41:03 GMT
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Characters: [break]
Request: Endeavor Rewards (150 PD by my count?)[break]
Endeavors Link: pkmn-hoenn.boards.net/thread/25075/eggstravaganza-endeavors[break]


MAIN REWARDS:
x3 POKEBALL
x1 RAINBOW SHARD
x1 TYPE 1 EVOLUTION
1X SPARKLING DUST
X3 LEVEL TUTORS
x1 STARF BERRY
x1 MOVE TUTOR
x1 GACHAPON TICKET (Redeeming here)
x1 FREE EVOLUTION
x1 INCENSE
x1 ABILITY CAPSULE
1X STARF BERRY
x1 RAINBOW SHARD
x1 MOVE TUTOR
x1 SPARKLING DUST
x1 KASIB BERRY
x1 MEGA EXTENDER
1x premium gacha ticket (Redeeming here)
1X FORM CHANGE
x1 TYPE 3 EVOLUTION
x3 EGG TUTOR
x1 TYPE 2 EVOLUTION
x1 SALAC BERRY
x1 DEVOLUTION STONE
x1 mega shard
x1 shiny swap
x1 sivally memory
x1 Z-CRYSTAL
x1 event mega stone


BONUS:
x10 Pokeballs
x2 Rainbow Shards
x1 Level Tutor
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hoffman
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processed shop
POSTED ON May 31, 2022 8:44:20 GMT
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REDEEMING


x1 Gacha Ticket (EE Endeavors)
x1 Premium Gacha Ticket (Psychic Type; EE Endeavors)
x5 Rainbow Shards (Premium Gacha Ticket; Psychic Type)

PURCHASING


x2 Psychic Type Premium Gacha Tickets

TOTAL: 300 PD


Derek's Gacha Page: x
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checkpoint two [c]
POSTED ON May 31, 2022 6:16:25 GMT
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Let alone the embers of suspicion burning in the subconscious of his mind, what appears to be blatant betrayal takes places right before his eyes. Struck by a confuse ray mid pursuit, Derek points back with his hand to redirect the Starmie's attention. The psychic type seems to recognize the problem as well, promptly using a multi-purposed hydro pump. This both pushed the stranger and their Froslass away while propelling the Starmie towards Derek, hitting him and then sending them both even faster towards the Kecleon.

It was reckless, and definitely inefficient. But still, it seemed pretty effective by the end of it. They appeared to have ran into the pokemon, falling over one another and making a pile on the ground. Machamp came running past and didn't stop, instead face-checking the wall.

Funnily enough, they were right by the exit. The cave wall was more shallow, and the pokemon in all it's muscular fitness managed to punch a hole straight through in the shape of it's body. Struggling with the Kecleon under him, Derek eventually won the tug-of-war and quickly picked himself up to make a run for the exit.

Well, the exit Randal, his Machamp, had made for them.

When they got outside it was easy to tell the pokemon hurt himself quite a bit doing that stunt, as he was rolling around on the ground rubbing his head, which appeared to be bruising already. Maybe worse.

Maintaining a sprint, the badge case was tucked away in the first pocket he managed to open in order to quickly whip out two pokeballs. Retrieving both his Machamp and Starmie, the gym leader then showed a third pokeball. This one released a Garchomp that quickly got them out of there before Gerald could raise another hand against them.

Derek hated to think he just ran away from a fight as a gym leader, but he wasn't trying to get caught up in something so petty as common theft right now. His worries were focused on more pressing matters, so this retreat was mostly inconsequential. At least until someone found out about it, which he really hoped wouldn't happen.

END OF THREAD
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stepping on eggshells [m]
POSTED ON May 31, 2022 5:54:59 GMT
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At the very least, it seemed from here on would be smooth sailing for the two of them. Derek nods at the mention of dark type moves, taking a mental note of how fitting that seemed for him given Adrian's general aesthetic. "Makes sense."

When the Mauville Hills come into sight, Derek is a little torn between picking up the pace and maintaining the steady pace they've held for some time now. Oh well, at least the finish line was in sight.

"I'll probably go looking into some matters revolving around the incidents we were apart of some time ago. Never really been one for thorough research, but this case is the exception." And it would be pretty obvious for Adrian to see why.

Eventually finding themselves within the city, they draw closer to the destination. Someone even seems to be outside waiting for them, escorting them where they could safely unburden themselves of the payload. After receiving their wage, Derek says his farewell to Adrian before returning outside where the Salamence was waiting to fly him back to Petalburg.

END OF THREAD
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stepping on eggshells [m]
POSTED ON May 30, 2022 21:27:19 GMT
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Derek can only nod at their words to show that it's welcome. And in a few moments it becomes just a little more apparent that Adrian doesn't battle recklessly. Using mud thanks to the Mudsdale, his Magnezone can electrocute the Sneasel indiscriminately. Which made clearing them out so much easier, so much so that Derek didn't even have to participate.

"You got a Magnezone too, huh?" Though he wasn't too accustomed to seeing them in Johto, the Magnemite line was always a welcome sight. Well, that went for just about every steel type pokemon. "What types of pokemon do you specialize in anyway?" With nothing left to do but continue pressing on, Derek figured he might as well continue to strike up conversation that sated his curiosity surrounding Adrian.
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stepping on eggshells [m]
POSTED ON May 30, 2022 6:39:49 GMT
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"Yeah, it is." Derek didn't think he'd ever be in that kind of situation, but he was, and so he was quick to find a way out of it.

"Also, it's a different badge than I had last time." Derek admits, knowing his gym routine from before was quite different from the one he had now. And he was the sole gym leader this time as well, rather than it being a joint effort. "Just don't expect me to go easy on ya, alright?" Even if he wasn't supposed to go all out and make sure his opponent lost, Derek loathed the eye of pulling punches.

By now the movement up ahead had caught the attention of Derek's pokemon. Racing back towards them, it swooped down when one of the Sneasel jumped out to try and rob one of them of their eggs. But thanks to the Salamence, they were caught in it's maw and carried away quite a ways before being dropped into the treetops. Nothing fatal would occur, but it'd certainly scare the pokemon enough to deter it from coming back. The rest were Adrian's problem...
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stepping on eggshells [m]
POSTED ON May 30, 2022 0:31:50 GMT
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"Yeah, maybe." Derek hasn't been as optimistic lately, and he doubts that the hatchery, with how busy it's been, will be able to do much to compensate them except for the usual. Either way, these were live cargo, so Derek was sure to be extra careful regardless of whether he felt it would be worth it or not.

The next thing that leaves Adrian's mouth comes as a bit of a surprise. "You haven't heard? I'm a gym leader now. I quit the rangers as soon as Katherine made some remark about how Lars hasn't been whipping us into their desired shape." It was a bunch of crap.

"I didn't want to be under anyone's thumb. Like you said, the League, and moreover the people who represent the league... They're not all that great as people." Some of them didn't exactly inspire trust or faith. Hell, they didn't inspire much of anything.

Except maybe all the anti-league rhetoric. "My gym's at Petalburg, just like years before. If you're into badges and that sort of thing, keep it in mind."
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POSTED ON May 29, 2022 23:10:34 GMT
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REDEEMING



x1 Type 2 Evo (Illumina Charmander → Illumina Charmeleon

x1 Type 3 Evo (Illumina Charmeleon → Illumina Charizard)


TOTAL SPENT: 0 PD
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BEWEAR SWARM (EFFUSIVE EXTRAVAGANZA)
POSTED ON May 29, 2022 9:11:35 GMT
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Observing one of the mothers with it's offspring, Derek couldn't get over just how much the Stufful looked like some kind of plushie. They almost didn't seem like they were alive as long as they stood still. But, wow, that was not the case.

One of the other trainers combating the horde messed up, and the entirety of them became animated. Even the Stufful joined in on it, where and how they could. At least that meant one more trainer out of the way.

Releasing his Machamp, Derek uses the opportunity to get in a surprise attack. The pokemon's rock blast pelts many of them across the face. Dazed by the sudden blow, he has just enough time to throw a pokeball and see if it catches something before making a run for it. Because Arceus knows what was going to happen next...

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BEWEAR SWARM
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stepping on eggshells [m]
POSTED ON May 29, 2022 8:57:17 GMT
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"Oh?" Derek is quick to accept and get the address, flying atop the back of his Salamence to reach the destination in a timely manner. He wasn't far to begin with, making it a rather quick trip. But the mission Adrian had in mind was anything but quick.

"You gotta be kidding me." After being told that they'd have to deliver them by foot, Derek can't help but feel like it's a poor use of his time. Rather, it would use more of his time than it should. Well, whatever...

"I guess my Salamence will fly ahead. Y'know, to scout for wild pokemon." He turns to the dragon, who seems willing to comply. "Oh, and maybe try to scare them off if you can?" It was worth a try, but even the smallest pokemon often displayed the kind of attitude it took to stand up to a dragon. And what's more, there was no telling if Rocket or some other form of thieves, poachers or the like would attempt to rob them.
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it's beginning to look alot like dittos [m]
POSTED ON May 29, 2022 2:51:20 GMT
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Thankfully Adrian had an idea, and he arrived just in time to see it being put into effect. One by one the wild ice type pokemon were being filtered through. And eventually one of them showed the signs Adrian must've been looking for.

Rather than use his Zoroark this time, Derek chose to employ his Machamp. Because, as they both would've guessed, the Ditto was making a run for it. "Randal, stop it!" Leaping out at the Ditto, a dynamic punch would confuse it and cause the pokemon's sense of direction to dwindle. Even up and down wouldn't be as obvious as it was before.

And the injury itself wasn't anything to shake off either. Rather than try to run, the Ditto seemed to struggle about in the snow. A provided pokeball was used to retrieve it, allowing the two of them to get back to their lives. "Thanks for the help." They'd always headed off in opposite directions, and this time was no different. He wondered when they would both sit down again for a drink. "Take care 'til next time." A friendly nod was cast Adrian's direction before Derek took his leave.