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checkpoint one [w]
POSTED ON May 18, 2022 19:04:54 GMT
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The deeper the got, the more Derek realized he wasn't going to be finding any clues down here. At the very least he was able to ease his nerves, which had been driving him up a wall since that meeting.

Eventually covering all of the tunnel, he realized they were facing a dead end. Upon turning around, it appeared a Scizor had been staring them down. It seems they were in it's hunting grounds, which made them fair game.

The pokemon's advance begins with a night slash, which is met with a quick guard by Derek's Zeraora, sending it sliding along the gravel. Randal then steps up, using a plethora of rocks he found along the floor and walls to pelt the wild Scizor with his rock blast attack.

Apparently a seasoned fighter, their adversary uses it's bullet punch to break their munitions. The only reason it goes down is when Gheleon and Randal collapse on the pokemon during the time it took to break every rock thrown.

Gheleon is first to clear the distance, striking the Scizor towards Randal with it's close combat. Randal, easily landing the hit as the Scizor was rag-dolled towards him, sent the pokemon flying into the wall with a dynamic punch.

Let alone the power behind their attack, the shock of being struck and then slamming into the tunnel wall was enough to stun the pokemon. Dazed and confused, it struggled to fight back at this point, trying to double team the pokemon it was fighting.

But instead of that, it bashed it's head into a wall and hurt itself. Staggering to the ground, it appeared to have gone unconscious. "Well, that was...something." Derek hadn't seen a lot of that kind of thing, but out of respect for the pokemon that fought well, he wouldn't laugh at that last display.

"Well, we're done here. Let's get back to town, alright?" Nodding in agreement, Derek decided to hop on his Machamp's back, allowing his two pokemon to race for the exit.

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PETALBURG PICNIC PARTY
POSTED ON May 17, 2022 4:30:29 GMT
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"No problem, thanks for coming!" Mint was a pretty chipper individual, at least from his experience. It was nice having people like that around, even if their encounters were scarce. All in all, he just hoped they and their friends enjoyed themselves. Maybe he'd get to pop in on their lunch after making sure everything was in order.

Next in line appeared to be Rowan, another face the gym leader had recognized. Their question was quick to grate a nerve, though it was nothing serious. "Uhhh, about that..."

The small pause is enough to tell anyone with a brain that the answer was no, and that it likely wasn't done on good terms. "I won't bother you with the details, but I quit that gig. It just made sense to me, especially now that I'm so busy with gym challenges, among some of my other duties to the league." What those were he couldn't, no, wouldn't say.

"How about you? Anything new I should know about?"
PETALBURG PICNIC PARTY
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checkpoint one [w]
POSTED ON May 17, 2022 4:10:25 GMT
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"Oh, hey there little g-"

Before Derek can even finish greeting the wild Aron, it charges him with the intention of landing a headbutt on his shin.

While his pokemon could sustain such a blow, they knew Derek would be hard-pressed to walk out of here on his own two feet if it landed. As such, both the Zeraora and the Machamp launched a coordinated attack. Gheleon engaged in close combat while Randal employed a dynamic punch, both successfully landing something akin to a double lariat and sending the Aron flying away. Whether it was knocked unconscious or ran away after hitting a wall was unknown.

"Phew...thanks, both of you." With that obstacle out of the way, they were able to continue delving deeper in search of whatever it was Derek was hoping to find.
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PROCESSED BREEDING REQUESTS
POSTED ON May 17, 2022 3:51:18 GMT
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SHADOW STEELIX () + CHARIZARD ()


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FINGIES CROSSED 4 CHARMANDER

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ARIADOS SWARM (EFFUSIVE EXTRAVAGANZA)
POSTED ON May 17, 2022 1:36:34 GMT
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While no longer a ranger, word of an Ariados swarm was enough to get Derek off the couch and on his way to Route 123. Upon landing he'd seen others already in the midst of trying to catch them, which was to be expected.

What he didn't expect was the pokemon rubbing against his leg.



Not wanting to startle the spider pokemon in fear of being bit, Derek remained still at the leg while grabbing a pokeball from his pocket. A quick click-and-drop would activate the device, which would at least get it off of him if not accomplish his goal of capturing the pokemon.

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DIMENSIONAL
POSTED ON May 16, 2022 6:01:33 GMT
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Regardless of the fact that the tide of this battle continues to shift in their favor, Matias' concern remains geared towards him. He wants Derek to try and talk to himself...
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"What good is that gonna do?!" They were enemies, so what was there to be discussed? It wasn't like they would just answer his questions...right?
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He didn't think it would work, but since it was what Matias wanted... "Hey, you! Or me, whatever!" To his surprise, Derek's seagnificant other turned, locking on to his gaze. "You helped Jonesy evolve, so you must be quite the trainer."
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He couldn't believe he was stroking his own ego.
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"But you've lost. It's two-on-one. Your pokemon tire." Oh yeah, that sounded much more like himself. "Give it up already before either of you get hu-"
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He'd only seen it coming because of the stark red glow Sea Derek's eyes exhibited. The naked eye struggled to keep up, and the hands raising to his defense lagged even further behind. The punch to the face didn't even feel like a fist...
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It felt like he just kissed a moving train.
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His Zeraora managed to lessen the blow with it's quick guard, but that didn't stop anyone around them from hearing the sound of bone being broken.





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[attr=class,bulk][break]Lethal eyes longed for conflict, and the pause between each clash made him uneasy. 'This was supposed to be done quickly. In and out.' But his partner was the one tasked with searching for the source. He was just here to buy time. Reducing the numbers or morale of the other side would just be an added bonus, if accomplished.
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It didn't take his counterpart to convince him this was an uphill battle. A losing battle. At least if he kept fighting this way.
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They thought alike, him and the Derek of this land. He was starting to be able to finish his sentences, and that last one was the final straw that broke the Camerupt's back. Swift feet carried him forward, delivering a hammer arm to Land Derek's chin and apparently splitting his jawbone. The impact sent his other half to the floor, allowing him to address Matias.
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"Nice suit I got, isn't it?" It may have not been apparent before, as they were distracted by the swarm of pokemon and Sea Derek's surprise attack. But now, having gotten closer, they could see the outfit he wore glowed the same blood red hue as his eyes. Only, it didn't resemble their side's sygna suits as much as one might imagine.
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He wanted to attack, but the other Derek was in a crippled state. He was trying to speak, but it didn't come out right because of his broken jaw. It made Derek feel bad, especially when Jonesy, his Inteleon, looked at him in a way that suggested he'd gone too far. They needed to cut-and-run before they were overrun. Live to fight another day, and all that good stuff.
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"Tch." He rubs his eyes and temple, struggling to cope with the notion of even slight defeat at the hands of a Silph. "Of all the people, it just had to be me who got in my way! Well, whatever..." He points towards Matias, adopting a tone he was pissed of, and yet...
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"I guess you guys aren't so weak after all. But don't go thinking you're better than us for winning with homefield advantage just yet." They even had numbers on their side as well, but Derek didn't enjoy repeating himself.
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Reluctant to admit this was an attempt to retreat, he moves to the portal, retrieving his unconscious pokemon while the Inteleon followed close behind, ready to provide covering fire should they be pursued.


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hoffman
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twenty-eight
october 20th
blackthorn city, johto
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ex-gym leader
missing no.
5'11" height
5'11" height
old habits die hard, i guess.
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PETALBURG PICNIC PARTY
POSTED ON May 16, 2022 4:39:05 GMT
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"Alright, everyone!" Derek calls over from the grills he's stationed at, readily putting what's done on serving platters. A row of tables under the pavilion feature an array of food and drink, with individuals free to provide a dish if they prepared one (or keep it to themselves at their own blanket). Blankets stretched around the pavilion all around, with large baskets containing berries, muffins and more to keep them weighted down.

"Straight off the grill, get it while it's hot!" Anything and everything grill food resided on one of the plates. And don't even get him started on what was in all the bowls. It was too much to keep track of, and that didn't speak of the section set up specifically for their pokemon...

Thankfully he was in good company, with the Zeraora of his helping to get things where they needed to be, while Derek's Sobble showed everyone to their 'table'.
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PETALBURG PICNIC PARTY
POSTED ON May 16, 2022 4:36:59 GMT
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BBQ, BASKETS & BLANKETS
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As spring turns to summer, our hearts and our days become a little warmer...
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AD: PICNIC AT PETALBURG!



The new gym leader of Petalburg invites trainers and league members alike for a mass gathering at Petalburg Woods. Featured close to the west's coastline, the sound and sights of the woods and waters fill the day with gifts of nature. Oh, and food! Those with an appetite are implored to attend, and anyone who has a secret family recipe is welcome to cater or cook for the many mouths to feed.
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But this is how you attract pests! Likewise, food and the forest don't exactly mix. While pokemon have their own picnic area, the prospect of wild pokemon encroaching on the picnic is quite likely. Make sure to guard your blankets, plates, and beware the Durants!
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derek's gacha
POSTED ON May 15, 2022 16:08:48 GMT
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CLAIMING


poliwhirl
charizard
lilligant
ditto
jellicent
rillaboom
throh
zoroark
incineroar
dragalge
munna
toxel
ferrathorn
tyranitar
malamar
feebas
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yanma
wurmple
wooper
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hoffman
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as the hours pass [m]
POSTED ON May 15, 2022 1:25:17 GMT
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"Really? Thanks so much!" For whatever reason, Derek harbored some small amount of doubt that she wouldn't have the time to deal with his project. Or maybe it was fear of rejection he instinctually felt.

"And yeah, sure thing. I was actually thinking of planning a small trip back home, so I'll keep that in mind." Even if Derek forgot, he could always text his mom for the recipes after the fact. Hell, even dad knew how to make one of the recipes (his favorite) by heart.

Though the two of them were barely familiar with one another, Derek couldn't help but force a quick hug on Illeana for being so good to him. Especially when taking what happened into consideration...

"Expect to hear from me soon, alright? And take care!" Reaching for a pokeball, Derek moves to put some distance between him and everyone before letting out his Charizard. After a brief wave they make their ascent to begin heading home, allowing her to do the same.

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